Joanne Larby #19 What a sad little life, Joanne

[MiamooMoo]

Skiing, sure Jan! Once a year holiday in Andorra doesn’t make you Lindsay Vonn

 

[dee_mc]

She kind of reminds me of people on quiz shows who say travel is one of their hobbies who when probed turn out to go on one normal holiday most years. Just be honest and admit your hobby is sitting on the couch watching quiz shows!

 

[Blond3g1rl]

Actually it’s a cockerel not a chicken

 

[catchinguphere21]

Actually it’s a cockerel not a chicken

Dear god this one is really thick stupid

 

[Kilingtime]

Actually it’s a cockerel not a chicken

She'll be a long time waiting for eggs from that fella!

 

[lalakala]

She has to remind us that she’s *not comparing her body*…. As she actively compares her body and continues to heavily edit and poorly photoshop.
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ETA so cringe to see the sharing of the “motivational” independent/boss babe yet also nature/granny reels…you know it’s bad when someone starts sharing motivational quotes

 

[lavendervase]

You guys, she's literally the most chilled out bride.
Apparently the key to bring such a ️chilled out bride️ is to have ... not set a date. And to be ... not planning a wedding. It's all on the long finger until she's thin enough *ahem sorry *strong enough in her core to fit into a wedding dress. Because that pesky C-section has ruined all that fabulous core strength she's been photoshopping onto herself for the past several years since her gymbunny phase went tits-up.
Also, I know duck all about aerial fitness and hoop work, but I know how circles work, and it looks like this "pain in the hoop" has lopped a bit off the side of her hoop to make her body look slimmer?
I don't think she has any concept of how fucked up her frame of mind actually is tbh.

Skiing?? Sorry what?? When??
Agree with absolutely everything you’ve said!!!

 

[dee_mc]

Skiing?? Sorry what?? When??
Agree with absolutely everything you’ve said!!!

Sure she was all the time skiing before she moved to Cork
I don't know how she found the time to go raving actually, with all the time spent skiing.
Of course much of her time is taken up now with the foraging and the earth mothering and the misgendering of farm animals.
Can't wait til she buys a bull and inevitably tries to milk it tbh
Sure she already has the milking stool

 

[SozBbz]

Sure she was all the time skiing before she moved to Cork
I don't know how she found the time to go raving actually, with all the time spent skiing.
Of course much of her time is taken up now with the foraging and the earth mothering and the misgendering of farm animals.
Can't wait til she buys a bull and inevitably tries to milk it tbh
Sure she already has the milking stool

Its amazing actually when you think of it, how did she have the time? Shes some woman for one woman!

And to think, she also managed to hold down an EQUESTRIAN CAREER! Wowee!

 

[lavendervase]

I just looked at her stories and she is an absolute pathological liar.
Travel plans for shelved? Was it not only about a week ago she was asking if they should take River to Ibiza or Portugal?!
And River picked out that chicken picture??
Sure he did.
Like she’s actually not OK? Should we call someone?

 

[Tootired4this]

I just looked at her stories and she is an absolute pathological liar.
Travel plans for shelved? Was it not only about a week ago she was asking if they should take River to Ibiza or Portugal?!
And River picked out that chicken picture??
Sure he did.
Like she’s actually not OK? Should we call someone?

Batty Brenda

 

[Layla29]

I really do not think river is speaking in that video

 

[lavendervase]

I really do not think river is speaking in that video

‘Course he is. Sure he asked for the chicken picture he’s absolutely able to point out a mama bee from any other bee. He is the next David Attenborough, he has a Nobel prize and a BAFTA.

 

[dee_mc]

‘Course he is. Sure he asked for the chicken picture he’s absolutely able to point out a mama bee from any other bee. He is the next David Attenborough, he has a Nobel prize and a BAFTA.

"Mummy, be a dear and launder my death-camp swimsuit would you please? Oh, and if you don't buy that rooster painting for me I'll tit on the couch again, mkay?"

 

[Scarbouro]

To me if she is an earth mother and trying to be the best parent possible to that child then she definitely wouldn't be posting private, intimate photos of her child online to hundreds of thousands of people, end of! (well, lets just say 60k people realistically, if not less!) She's the biggest hypercrit going.

 

[Blond3g1rl]

I can fit 4 bales of shavings in fiat 500

 

[coopdeloop]

I can fit 4 bales of shavings in fiat 500

I used to get 6 into the back of a 2001 Hyundai amica

 

[Blue1989]

Sure she was all the time skiing before she moved to Cork
I don't know how she found the time to go raving actually, with all the time spent skiing.
Of course much of her time is taken up now with the foraging and the earth mothering and the misgendering of farm animals.
Can't wait til she buys a bull and inevitably tries to milk it tbh
Sure she already has the milking stool

This is absolutely hilarious I've read it four times

 

[Emmasaaaars]

Fackiiiiiiiing hell. She is UNBEARABLE. The gloating and Omg pinch me is this my life. Fair enough a few days of it but months and months of it. Shurup. Vomit.

 

[I got up at 5am]

A villa in Tuscany