Joanne Larby #19 What a sad little life, Joanne

[LennonRoad]

Imagine the other mums in junior infants reaction when this one rocks up for a play date
The carryon of her at school gate collection
Fitcheck

 

[lavendervase]

Imagine the other mums in junior infants reaction when this one rocks up for a play date
The carryon of her at school gate collection
Fitcheck

There’s not a chance she will go out in the wild it’ll be Adam doing the school run or herself the best Montessori teacher in all the land will homeschool him.

 

[usefullyuseless]

That child will never be allowed on a playdate unless the family have been vetted by crazy Jo and have approved beige wooden toys

 

[lavendervase]

That child will never be allowed on a playdate unless the family have been vetted by crazy Jo and have approved beige wooden toys

And she can go in disguise

 

[Kilingtime]

And she can go in disguise

She won't have to- no one would recognise her. She could say she was the nanny and noone would query it.

 

[Emmasaaaars]

Did anyone notice the question box answers she shared with peoples profiles still visible. 100% that was to show actual real people (surprisingly!) replied for once.

 

[starry2020]

But then shared a question about her engagement ring that couldn't be more obvious she asked herself

 

[dee_mc]

She's addressing her hair issues and showing what products she uses to conceal the thinning parts. Talking about showing a tutorial too. Fair play.

 

[manpyj89]

That’s all well and good now but she clearly used Adams head in the ad she did for hair loss products which is beyond disingenuous and clearly trying to sell to people who already feel vulnerable and self conscious about their hair. And note she makes no reference to using the products from this ad in her videos today.

 

[dee_mc]

That’s all well and good now but she clearly used Adams head in the ad she did for hair loss products which is beyond disingenuous and clearly trying to sell to people who already feel vulnerable and self conscious about their hair. And note she makes no reference to using the products from this ad in her videos today.

Oh I totally agree with you but the tutorial idea is interesting and might actually be helpful to people with thin hair

 

[BeepSchmeep]

That’s all well and good now but she clearly used Adams head in the ad she did for hair loss products which is beyond disingenuous and clearly trying to sell to people who already feel vulnerable and self conscious about their hair. And note she makes no reference to using the products from this ad in her videos today.

Ah her hair looks so non existent here, she's not showing the top of her head on purpose, this must be scary for her

 

[manpyj89]

Ah her hair looks so non existent here, she's not showing the top of her head on purpose, this must be scary for her

I agree… but then why take the job of being paid to promote a hair restoration product that didn’t even work for her?

 

[Allthebesthandsomes]

I absolutely dislike her.!!!!! If stopped looking since before Christmas and looked today. Boasting, massive sandwiches and her bungalow are still content also that poor child he's so over exposed online its absolutely criminal

 

[Kilingtime]

€260 for bedding. How out of touch is she??

 

[Blond3g1rl]

She didn’t blow away in last nights storm. How unfortunate

 

[BangAndTheDirtIsGone!]

Hold onto your hats - She’s off on a sanctimonious spiel about “Montessori STYLE mornings” - read it and have the sick buckets at the ready . . .

 

[Sheppy88]

Hold onto your hats - She’s off on a sanctimonious spiel about “Montessori STYLE mornings” - read it and have the sick buckets at the ready . . .

Haven't even seen it, and I'm rolling my eyes!

 

[Blond3g1rl]

Oops wrong thread.

 

[I got up at 5am]

She didn’t blow away in last nights storm. How unfortunate

Wind wasn’t strong enough to lift her inflated ego

 

[BangAndTheDirtIsGone!]

The way she writes / describes things is so odd and awkward and clunky:
“Totally nailed the ULTIMATE hotel stay sleep” - ok Jojo you got some new bedsheets?
“No plastic toys - but no shame to parents who choose plastic” and “wooden toys are IN LINE with montessori” ? Like, you’re an unemployed , sahm with one toddler. It’s not bleeping Montessori it’s his playroom in his house
What the hell is an “open ended play shelf”
“Wooden toys foster skill mastery” - what skill is he a master of ? Again he’s a bleeping toddler?
“the toys do the teaching for you”? Do they?
“instead of saying get down off the chair say - it looks like you’re having a hard time staying safe up there” - to a TWO year old

Like it looks like you’re having a hard time not putting your hand in the fire so let’s think of another activity we can do together that isn’t putting one of our limbs in the fire

Just when I thought she couldn’t get any more insufferable . Then again with her EBF journey coming to an end soon she has to find some other topic to relentlessly preach about. Bizarre woman.
We see you Joanne - your lonely, boring, miserable reclusive life hating yourself and your appearance, knocking around a house doing nothing all day with your “partner” / friend / contracted baby daddy on mutually agreed terms / beard also home all day to co parent your one toddler .
Leave the parenting advice to the experienced parents or at least those living in the real world plz