Joanne Larby #17 Her designer tat all counterfeits, she cures all ills with her magical tits

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Except she’s advertising for the mattress talking about sleep regression and putting the baby to sleep beside her
(No mention of safe back to sleep practices from her of course). Having known babies die from SIDS, two of whom it was during co-sleeping, I just am horrified when bloggers share what they do as if it’s the best.
 
lalakala said:
Except she’s advertising for the mattress talking about sleep regression and putting the baby to sleep beside her
(No mention of safe back to sleep practices from her of course). Having known babies die from SIDS, two of whom it was during co-sleeping, I just am horrified when bloggers share what they do as if it’s the best.
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Omg are you serious that is beyond stupid and dangerous
 
HiddenValley said:
How is a baby that goes to bed at 8, wakes at 2am then wakes again at 6am a unicorn baby? He's just a normal baby Joanne. Why the need to constantly insist that he is so much better and more special than all other babies?
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What the duck is a unicorn baby?
Edit, I see I'm not the only one in the dark about it!
So I Googled it and apparently a unicorn baby is one that sleeps for 8 hour stretches and shits rainbows 🌈 🤣
No Joanne, he's not a unicorn baby, he's a grand, normal baby and he'll only be young for a short while so enjoy him and accept him and stop spouting nonsense!
 
I have an Emma mattress, and I don't have kids - but I can confirm it is hands down one of the worst buys I ever made. The fabric makes you sweat so much, and the corners are way too soft - I can already seeing it sagging in parts. It's also very soft in general - again, I don't have kids, but I would imagine have a study mattress is essential if you're co-sleeping? Like, if I kneel on the bed (wahey 😏), my knees sink down a considerable amount
 
madegg91 said:
I have an Emma mattress, and I don't have kids - but I can confirm it is hands down one of the worst buys I ever made. The fabric makes you sweat so much, and the corners are way too soft - I can already seeing it sagging in parts. It's also very soft in general - again, I don't have kids, but I would imagine have a study mattress is essential if you're co-sleeping? Like, if I kneel on the bed (wahey 😏), my knees sink down a considerable amount
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How long have you had it? Any aftersales service? A family member was looking at getting one because of the free trial situation (100 nights or whatever it is) - did you realise it was shite within the first months you had it, or has it deteriorated?
 
I was thinking of getting an Emma mattress a few years ago. Went into Arnotts as they had one on display. It was well worn from people trying it out in the shop and it looked like tit! All the other mattresses looked normal and new in comparison. It completely put me off.
 
dee_mc said:
How long have you had it? Any aftersales service? A family member was looking at getting one because of the free trial situation (100 nights or whatever it is) - did you realise it was shite within the first months you had it, or has it deteriorated?
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Have it just over 2.5 years.

Had the "100 nights or money back" guarantee, but I honestly couldn't make head nor tail how that would work if you weren't happy with it, i.e. do Emma arrange for collection of this king size mattress?

It initially seemed grand, in comparison to the mattress that we had (v old, v saggy), but we definitely noticed it sagging within the first year. We were also trying to figure out for ages why we were suddenly sweating so much during the night - I'm talking fitted sheet and duvet soaked level of sweating. After googling fairly heavily, I came across reviews from Emma buyers with the same problem. The fabric cover that is removable from the foam mattress section seems to retain heat.

The only "benefit" I've seen from it is the removable covers, very easy to wash and dry, but that's not a redeemable factor when you consider the negatives.
 
madegg91 said:
Have it just over 2.5 years.

Had the "100 nights or money back" guarantee, but I honestly couldn't make head nor tail how that would work if you weren't happy with it, i.e. do Emma arrange for collection of this king size mattress?

It initially seemed grand, in comparison to the mattress that we had (v old, v saggy), but we definitely noticed it sagging within the first year. We were also trying to figure out for ages why we were suddenly sweating so much during the night - I'm talking fitted sheet and duvet soaked level of sweating. After googling fairly heavily, I came across reviews from Emma buyers with the same problem. The fabric cover that is removable from the foam mattress section seems to retain heat.

The only "benefit" I've seen from it is the removable covers, very easy to wash and dry, but that's not a redeemable factor when you consider the negatives.
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Thank you! I told him about some of the absolute doses they have given free mattresses to in return for advertising and I think that brought him to his senses tbh.
 
‘Every mother has woken up, looked in the mirror and thought ‘how am I going to get through today’’…
No Joanne, I’m sure every PERSON has thought this and not just mothers…
Once again, reminding us all that she’s a mother 🙄
 

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I don't follow Sarah's Day but I enjoy her tattle thread. She posted this picture and caption this morning, she's based in Australia....

ETA is there a trend of this today or just a coincidence?!
 

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I just love how JoJo was subtly (NOT) trying to move her ring finger this morning to try and get her cubic zirconia to sparkle in the sun…Joanne, real diamonds are the ones that sparkle and actually refract the light. She is just simple.🤣
 

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