Joanne Larby #16 Sick of looking at her nip: I'd love to stick a pin in her bottom lip

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It’s sad she probably thinks she’s being “deep” and introspective, or at least relatable in this most recent post. However she just sounds ridiculous as usual. Big shocker it is that she didn’t feel pain during a surgery 🙄 big shocker that she gets peed on during diaper changes 🙄
Being a parent is a miracle but the motherhood-as-an-entire-personality is already exhausting from her.
 

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lalakala said:
It’s sad she probably thinks she’s being “deep” and introspective, or at least relatable in this most recent post. However she just sounds ridiculous as usual. Big shocker it is that she didn’t feel pain during a surgery 🙄 big shocker that she gets peed on during diaper changes 🙄
Being a parent is a miracle but the motherhood-as-an-entire-personality is already exhausting from her.
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Why is her post screaming live, laugh, love. She truly is an insufferable bleep isn’t she 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
Ginnyjo said:
Do they even cut episiotomies anymore? The told me in the Rotunda that they wouldn't, that a small natural tear will tear at the natural position and its better to let that happen unless its an emergency.
Plus hold on she had a section, after an induction right?Even it if was an emergency she'd have never got to the point of an episiotomy
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Well the did 3 years ago in Tralee hospital for me.
 
lalakala said:
It’s sad she probably thinks she’s being “deep” and introspective, or at least relatable in this most recent post. However she just sounds ridiculous as usual. Big shocker it is that she didn’t feel pain during a surgery 🙄 big shocker that she gets peed on during diaper changes 🙄
Being a parent is a miracle but the motherhood-as-an-entire-personality is already exhausting from her.
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Sorry, have to go to the hospital to have my eyeballs surgically removed from the back of my head I eyerolled so much reading that 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
 
Jesus Christ what an utter load of shite!! Bravo her not crying when she couldn’t feel anything! What a dose.
Also trust your gut over Google?! If your gut is telling you to use your own liquid gold over calpol then your gut is full of shite you need google.
And yet another acne scarf on the mouth of summer? Another excellent purchase from the queen of shite purchases.
 
lavendervase said:
Jesus Christ what an utter load of shite!! Bravo her not crying when she couldn’t feel anything! What a dose.
Also trust your gut over Google?! If your gut is telling you to use your own liquid gold over calpol then your gut is full of shite you need google.
And yet another acne scarf on the mouth of summer? Another excellent purchase from the queen of shite purchases.
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If it's not ACNE scarves it's hideous basket bags.
She's the only one under the age of 55 you see carrying a basket bag I think 🤔
 
Anyone else lolling at the fact she's got 138k bots followers and there's only 2 comments on her latest posts. From the same person on one of them! Such engagement from her bots followers!

A deep and heartfelt post about her VAST (8 weeks) experience of motherhood and only 2 people commented. And the comments were about her photo and not even on the 'content'!

I'm 17 months as a new mother and don't feel I could write much as still learning! Plus I'm a single mom... I obviously starved for 6 months as noone was there to spoon-feed me whilst I fed my baby 🙄 reality check needed!
 
Just catching up on the latest with her. FFS she is dire. The absolute worst. I wonder if she actually thinks she’s a breastfeeding advocate ? I’d say she’s putting most people off. The constant self congratulations for it 🙈. JoJo it’s something that mothers the world over have done for centuries - it can be very difficult, but it also can be fairly easy. STOP going on about it. Jesus Christ between my two I breastfed for 2.5 years and I definitely I mentioned it less than she has in a few weeks.

Thump said:
My child is 3 so I could be wrong, but if I recall correctly you are supposed to give calpol because the men b vaccine that is included in that shot can cause a fever. The calpol is to bring down any fever. My gp made me give the calpol there and then in the surgery. I don’t think getting my boob out would have changed anything, calpol is recommended each time men b vaccine is given, they get another dose of it again at a later stage in the vaccination schedule.
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That’s right. My eldest didn’t get the men b as it wasn’t on the schedule and he wasn’t given calpol (I was told to give it if he needed it) but on my second he was given it by the nurse just before the needles. As if they are getting the Men B calpol is advised. Pretty irresponsible not to give it!
 
The fact she is pushing the notion that mothers of newborns go on nights away from their babies in €575 Louboutins makes me dislike her even more because:

1. This is not realistic and places unnecessary pressure on women
2. Bet those 'Loubs' are knock-offs.

If new Mums are getting out in designer shoes a few weeks after giving birth fair play to them but for the majority this is NOT realistic and her continued attempt to normalise not taking maternity leave and force this super mother agenda etc is really dangerous.

None of what she posts makes sense. A 30 y/o female, new mum, partner at home 24/7, renting a cottage in rural Ireland, studying for a degree and likely trying to save for a mortgage continually posting her designer handbags, scarfs, shoes all for extortionate prices and claiming to be an "influencer" DOES MY NUT IN!!!
 
dee_mc said:
I missed the Louboutins thing and can't see on waragainstagrammers - anyone fill me in?
Also if she's wearing Loubs they must be fake because she has wide feet like me
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It’s only this
 

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