Joanne Larby #14 Adam's legs in her boots, buying the January baby Christmas suits

[lavendervase]

Just looking at my own pregnancy in the Philips app and she said December 1st her baby was the size of a lion cub. That's 32-35 weeks gestation. December 1st was 8 weeks ago. So she's either due any day or she's gone over orrrrr she's had the baby already

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Orrrrrrr she was lying then like she lies about everything else including her own face.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Orrrrrrr she was lying then like she lies about everything else including her own face.

True

 

[Jellybb]

I think she’s lying about her being further than she is so that she can justify her size. I do not think there is anything wrong with her size btw but she is defo lying and it’s so tragic.

 

[lavendervase]

She announced her pregnancy 25 weeks ago, yes I counted back
So if she was 12 weeks then she’s 37 weeks now.
If she was 15 weeks then she’s 40 weeks now.
Either way that was not her “bump” she was rubbing in the woods wearing a bed sheet or when Adam was kissing her stomach on the beach. That was all her, which there’s anything wrong with at all but for the love of God don’t pretend it’s a bump when it’s clearly not.

Oh she’s just put on “how many times will I scrub this house before my due date” so she’s not even due yet.

 

[Jellybb]

She announced her pregnancy 25 weeks ago, yes I counted back
So if she was 12 weeks then she’s 37 weeks now.
If she was 15 weeks then she’s 40 weeks now.
Either way that was not her “bump” she was rubbing in the woods wearing a bed sheet or when Adam was kissing her stomach on the beach. That was all her, which there’s anything wrong with at all but for the love of God don’t pretend it’s a bump when it’s clearly not.

Oh she’s just put on “how many times will I scrub this house before my due date” so she’s not even due yet.

I would not be surprised if she doesn’t have that child until March tbh.. I said it at the start.

 

[Whistleup]

Did she not call January her 'birthing' month? Am I ravin?

 

[Jellybb]

Did she not call January her 'birthing' month? Am I ravin?

She did indeed because she is pretending to be further along than she is because she is a massive weirdo

 

[Meteor09]

I'd deffo say she's due at the end of the month.
I'm still mesmerized by the boots photo the more I look at it no way are her legs in those boots.
She'd never get her legs that flat to the floor.
Batshit crazy

 

[Crackerjack]

She did indeed because she is pretending to be further along than she is because she is a massive weirdo

She will probably just claim to have gone a month or 2 overdue

 

[Jellybb]

She will probably just claim to have gone a month or 2 overdue

That really would not surprise me I know all hospitals are diff but I recently had a baby and the most they let you go overdue is ten days… they then induce you and that was NOT fun her “hospital bag” will be gathering dust in the corner

 

[dee_mc]

At this stage it's shorts and tshirts she'll be needing in her hospital bag, not 8 pairs of fluffy socks!
I'm devo we didn't open a book on what date the poor dote would be born

 

[Jellybb]

At this stage it's shorts and tshirts she'll be needing in her hospital bag, not 8 pairs of fluffy socks!
I'm devo we didn't open a book on what date the poor dote would be born

Never too late! I’m gonna say February 12th!

 

[Meteor09]

February 2nd

 

[Puffin]

Never too late! I’m gonna say February 12th!

I'm going with February 14th and they will call the baby Love , like your wan from You

 

[Jellybb]

I'm going with February 14th and they will call the baby Love , like your wan from You

I was thinking that also
duck sake girls, she has her fella baby proofing the gaf pretty sure she doesn’t have to worry about that for a long time yet she’s wishing that baby’s life away. Lunatic

 

[Blue1989]

I was thinking that also
duck sake girls, she has her fella baby proofing the gaf pretty sure she doesn’t have to worry about that for a long time yet she’s wishing that baby’s life away. Lunatic

Adam is now setting bunkbeds up in the nursery, so Babes friends can sleep over after youth club

 

[usefullyuseless]

I'll go January 29th

 

[CailínBeag]

I'm going with February 14th and they will call the baby Love , like your wan from You

Whatever day its born, it certainly won't be "just" a normal Tuesday or whatever, it'll have to be some obscure saints day, or mercury will be doing something funky, or it'll be the day someone very famous has a birthday. Not just Tuesday.

 

[Jellybb]

She will have the thesaurus out to help her with the caption on the birth announcement. She will copy that Ashley graham ones birth announcement but she will change up a few words making it her own sad sack

 

[dee_mc]

I'm voting for 5th of Feb
Because "Saturday's child works hard for a living"
The babe might teach its Mama a thing or two in that department!