Joanne Larby #12 Just like Supernanny even though she's not yet a Mammy.

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Wow wow wow. Just watched the stories from yesterday. This witch is bat tit crazy.

Ok I'm going to cut her a bit if slack..
She's not actually packing her hospital bag she "getting organised" and given announcements of delays in retail and online shopping over past few weeks, I'll thrown her a bone there.

The labels. Where do you start. "Hats" & "mittens" why plural. How many hats for baby is she brings in that it constitutes a zip lock and label.

Also the shop she was promoting and did the PR. "The color scheme" of sage, green, rust etc. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow and wow! Watch any YouTubers video of "preparing my nursery" etc. Their biggest eye opener they will always say is going for esthetics of grey & nuetrals when as much as we all hate them. Basic fisher price toys and primary colours is what a child needs for sensory.

Maybe Jo Jo missed that chapter in baby book!!! Or the more logical explanation because she's only 20 weeks hasn't hit it yet!!!!!!
 
Shes off her rocker god love her, it's a dose of reality this one needs. I packed my hospital bag at 38 weeks, there was no birth plan as that can go out the window. You don't have much control over that. I had my daughter two weeks ago, it was a traumatic birth. I only dilated to 3cm and my body was pushing my daughter, her heart level dropped , she was very distressed , they had to take a blood sample from the top of her head, I had no pain relief, no time for it, taken then for emergency section , no time for a spinal. They had to get my daughter out fast to prevent brain damage , I was knocked out , my husband wasn't allowed into theatre . All that matters is that your baby is born safe and healthy . It was quite upsetting. As I said - totally taken out of your control.
 
Dairymassey said:
Shes off her rocker god love her, it's a dose of reality this one needs. I packed my hospital bag at 38 weeks, there was no birth plan as that can go out the window. You don't have much control over that. I had my daughter two weeks ago, it was a traumatic birth. I only dilated to 3cm and my body was pushing my daughter, her heart level dropped , she was very distressed , they had to take a blood sample from the top of her head, I had no pain relief, no time for it, taken then for emergency section , no time for a spinal. They had to get my daughter out fast to prevent brain damage , I was knocked out , my husband wasn't allowed into theatre . All that matters is that your baby is born safe and healthy . It was quite upsetting. As I said - totally taken out of your control.
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Ah that's a tough time you had. Congratulations on your baby girl and I hope you are recovering well.
 
Pray tell what “important documents” does one bring to a hospital to give birth? Unless she’s flying somewhere to give birth.. a spell in a mental unit is the only hospital stay she needs at the minute.

Dairymassey said:
Shes off her rocker god love her, it's a dose of reality this one needs. I packed my hospital bag at 38 weeks, there was no birth plan as that can go out the window. You don't have much control over that. I had my daughter two weeks ago, it was a traumatic birth. I only dilated to 3cm and my body was pushing my daughter, her heart level dropped , she was very distressed , they had to take a blood sample from the top of her head, I had no pain relief, no time for it, taken then for emergency section , no time for a spinal. They had to get my daughter out fast to prevent brain damage , I was knocked out , my husband wasn't allowed into theatre . All that matters is that your baby is born safe and healthy . It was quite upsetting. As I said - totally taken out of your control.
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Wow that sounds so traumatic. I hope you & your little daughter are doing well, congratulations x
 
Dairymassey said:
Shes off her rocker god love her, it's a dose of reality this one needs. I packed my hospital bag at 38 weeks, there was no birth plan as that can go out the window. You don't have much control over that. I had my daughter two weeks ago, it was a traumatic birth. I only dilated to 3cm and my body was pushing my daughter, her heart level dropped , she was very distressed , they had to take a blood sample from the top of her head, I had no pain relief, no time for it, taken then for emergency section , no time for a spinal. They had to get my daughter out fast to prevent brain damage , I was knocked out , my husband wasn't allowed into theatre . All that matters is that your baby is born safe and healthy . It was quite upsetting. As I said - totally taken out of your control.
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Congratulations @Dairymassey 😙
 
Dairymassey said:
Shes off her rocker god love her, it's a dose of reality this one needs. I packed my hospital bag at 38 weeks, there was no birth plan as that can go out the window. You don't have much control over that. I had my daughter two weeks ago, it was a traumatic birth. I only dilated to 3cm and my body was pushing my daughter, her heart level dropped , she was very distressed , they had to take a blood sample from the top of her head, I had no pain relief, no time for it, taken then for emergency section , no time for a spinal. They had to get my daughter out fast to prevent brain damage , I was knocked out , my husband wasn't allowed into theatre . All that matters is that your baby is born safe and healthy . It was quite upsetting. As I said - totally taken out of your control.
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Wow you went through a lot, congratulations on your new baby and hope you are recovering well ❤️
 
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