Joanna Larby #6 InteriorDesigner d'notions are real. Hundreds of pencils she's such a big deal

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dee_mc said:
Is it an expensive cardi?
It looks like something you'd pass over in Penneys for being so cheap looking.
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I’ve taken one for the team and swiped up
 

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The lockdown tirades are getting old and a total bluff to cover the fact that she has 1 person left in her life now and no credibility anymore as an influencer so this idea of hopping on and off planes to go on press trips is a total pipe dream. What exactly would she be doing if we weren't in lockdown? Extending her #100daysofwalking to some faraway fields? Getting her hair done?
 
I dont understand why all her clothes are creased?! If she has a ‘dressing room/walk in wardrobe’ shouldn’t it all be hanging nicely? She has the time or organise pencils and label everything in her home in case she suddenly gets dementia and forgets what a pencil looks like. She is also such a ‘perfectionist’ the excuse she uses a lot to explain her anxiety that surely she would steam/iron before modelling them? I think it must be cos she returns most of it. You cant iron something then return it.
 
NoseyMare90 said:
I dont understand why all her clothes are creased?! If she has a ‘dressing room/walk in wardrobe’ shouldn’t it all be hanging nicely? She has the time or organise pencils and label everything in her home in case she suddenly gets dementia and forgets what a pencil looks like. She is also such a ‘perfectionist’ the excuse she uses a lot to explain her anxiety that surely she would steam/iron before modelling them? I think it must be cos she returns most of it. You cant iron something then return it.
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Absolutely that's the reason - I'd say she doesn't keep a quarter of what she shows.
The Arket cardi looks like something out of Penneys or New Look (RIP) that you accidentally washed and/or ironed on a hot setting: that synthetic shine looks familiar to me from my younger days!
I'd love a ten minute tour through their country manor one day she's not there (don't worry, not a would-be burglar, it's considerably outside my 5k!) to see all these cute corners, the study, the dressing room, the library, the office, the home gym, the guest wing and the good sitting room in context. Might accidentally knock that bleeping bust while I'm there (you know, the plaster cast of a pair of tits she shows in EVERY SECOND PHOTO! )
 
dee_mc said:
Absolutely that's the reason - I'd say she doesn't keep a quarter of what she shows.
The Arket cardi looks like something out of Penneys or New Look (RIP) that you accidentally washed and/or ironed on a hot setting: that synthetic shine looks familiar to me from my younger days!
I'd love a ten minute tour through their country manor one day she's not there (don't worry, not a would-be burglar, it's considerably outside my 5k!) to see all these cute corners, the study, the dressing room, the library, the office, the home gym, the guest wing and the good sitting room in context. Might accidentally knock that bleeping bust while I'm there (you know, the plaster cast of a pair of tits she shows in EVERY SECOND PHOTO! )
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I don’t think she has a proper wardrobes or drawers to keep her clothes in so they are probably all packed in suitcase and bags so that why the are all creased. The dressing room just has a shoe rack and a cloths rack and no actual furniture to store clothes in. It being an old cottage it would get quite dust and I’d say is a nightmare to keep clean.
 
Christ alive those trousers she’s wearing today.... her sense of ‘style’ is shockingly bad 😬 I think she sees herself as someone with a really quirky individual style but she always looks either bet into her clothes or else wears stuff that is so baggy and unflattering that it makes her look awkward and even bigger than she is (no shade to her size I’m a big girl myself too)
 
NoseyMare90 said:
I dont understand why all her clothes are creased?! If she has a ‘dressing room/walk in wardrobe’ shouldn’t it all be hanging nicely? She has the time or organise pencils and label everything in her home in case she suddenly gets dementia and forgets what a pencil looks like. She is also such a ‘perfectionist’ the excuse she uses a lot to explain her anxiety that surely she would steam/iron before modelling them? I think it must be cos she returns most of it. You cant iron something then return it.
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Would that be her main dressing room / walk in wardrobe or her main guest dressing room /walk in wardrobe or guest dressing room / walk in wardrobe??
Bambini said:
Christ alive those trousers she’s wearing today.... her sense of ‘style’ is shockingly bad 😬 I think she sees herself as someone with a really quirky individual style but she always looks either bet into her clothes or else wears stuff that is so baggy and unflattering that it makes her look awkward and even bigger than she is (no shade to her size I’m a big girl myself too)
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Those trousers could do with at least another inch and a half on the cankles ...I don’t believe they are meant to be cropped.
 
NoseyMare90 said:
I dont understand why all her clothes are creased?! If she has a ‘dressing room/walk in wardrobe’ shouldn’t it all be hanging nicely? She has the time or organise pencils and label everything in her home in case she suddenly gets dementia and forgets what a pencil looks like. She is also such a ‘perfectionist’ the excuse she uses a lot to explain her anxiety that surely she would steam/iron before modelling them? I think it must be cos she returns most of it. You cant iron something then return it.
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'In case she gets dementia and forgets what a pencil looks like' 😂 Thank you for this glorious comment 😂😂😂

Went over to look at this latest ensemble and have returned...how was she ever a model? She could have an outfit custom made with perfect tailoring and still make it look bad when she wears it. The creases all over the cardigan, the pants looking for an invitation to meet her ankles, the hat, the rouge hand, the unnatural and awkward poses...not to mention that she is the image of Michael Jackson. Her lack of style is truely astonishing.
 
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