Jessontheplussize #44 Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s tangerine

[Diddikins]

New thread - title courtesy of @justlurking2345 And to appease @nothanksbabes so they don’t have a tantrum and shun their brand new pizza oven forever.

Anyone fancy doing a recap with not much to recap?

 

[Instagrime]

Recap: Jess went to Turkey and played tennis

 

[Pandap]

Recap: Jess is now more boring and fake than ever

 

[creamQueen]

Still as boring yet Iv clicked to follow this thread

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

I’m finding her so unlikeable. Show a red lipstick but you’re so tight you’ll hold back on telling where it’s from until Sunday because that’s the Ad payday. So people wanting to know (I bloody don’t) have to wait 5 days. The old Jess wouldn’t do that.

She has been doing sweet duck all since she came back apart from sitting on her arse filming make up and skin care shite with her greasy hair stuck to her head.

Her mannerisms are just doing my head in now.
Go and walk your dog Jess.

 

[Diddikins]

Is the way she says serum irritating anyone else?

 

[Elmoo]

Is the way she says serum irritating anyone else?

The way she pronounces most things irritate me

 

[traceymrsd]

The way she pronounces most things irritate me

I think she's actually insufferable at the minute & as @Tulipsfromamsterdam says the red lipstick thing is bleeping annoying! She has no respect for the people who are essentially paying her mortgage / lifestyle by clicking on her links or buying her tat off ITS! But it's ok cos she preparing to wow us all with some fashion hauls

 

[Diddikins]

I think she's actually insufferable at the minute & as @Tulipsfromamsterdam says the red lipstick thing is bleeping annoying! She has no respect for the people who are essentially paying her mortgage / lifestyle by clicking on her links or buying her tat off ITS! But it's ok cos she preparing to wow us all with some fashion hauls

And she’s doing US a favour by waiting so WE get a discount and there’s absolutely nothing in it if for her!

 

[Tiny-T]

I’m bored of her now. I’ve been so busy. Wtf you on about you’ve been on holiday for 10 days?
It’s like she’s just given up, she’s literally doing nothing at the minute and posting utter shite to try and keep the engagement up.

 

[traceymrsd]

I’m bored of her now. I’ve been so busy. Wtf you on about you’ve been on holiday for 10 days?
It’s like she’s just given up, she’s literally doing nothing at the minute and posting utter shite to try and keep the engagement up.

It's the same shite every influencer is flogging estrid bleeping razors ever 5 minutes

 

[Silentwhisper13]

The way she pronounces most things irritate me

Stop picking on the geordie accent!
We don't all talk/mispronounce our words, I promise
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And she’s doing US a favour by waiting so WE get a discount and there’s absolutely nothing in it if for her!

I was looking for a burgundy lipstick yesterday and just browsed boots and super drug online. There was no less than 30 pages of them with 5 other colour swatches available.

What does she think she's gatekeeping?? What's this big discount that is so lucrative? She's an absolute bore

 

[Lurkeryaar]

New thread - title courtesy of @justlurking2345 And to appease @nothanksbabes so they don’t have a tantrum and shun their brand new pizza oven forever.

Anyone fancy doing a recap with not much to recap?

Despite doing nothing all day every day, Jess claimed she could not commit to 30 minutes of exercise three times a week. Jess and her brother husband continue to give Darcey human food despite being put on a special diet, because apparently they know best and not the vet.

 

[Diddikins]

Stop picking on the geordie accent!
We don't all talk/mispronounce our words, I promise
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Are you telling me that you don’t wear “yarrings” and look in the “mirrow”

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Are you telling me that you don’t wear “yarrings” and look in the “mirrow”

And wear a saaay-rum on your face and visit your little Grummar.

 

[NoDramaHere]

I love the Geordie accent. It’s my favourite. But the way she says it, especially wor! Does my swede in!

 

[Tiny-T]

They’ve defo been told to cut costs as she’s in NCL again for the shoot

 

[traceymrsd]

They’ve defo been told to cut costs as she’s in NCL again for the shoot

Is that the Vermont Hotel or somewhere in the vicinity?

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

Am I going mad or does her hair line look weird, I don’t know if it’s the shoddy dye job she’s got but it just doesn’t look natural a bit like if she had a wig on

 

[Tiny-T]

Is that the Vermont Hotel or somewhere in the vicinity?

Yeah, the state of her at 11am. She’s just rolled out of bed and thrown a dress on. You can tell she hasn’t even been washed.
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Am I going mad or does her hair line look weird, I don’t know if it’s the shoddy dye job she’s got but it just doesn’t look natural a bit like if she had a wig on

I thought this yesterday it’s the crappy dye job and the roots coming through.