Jessica Wright #5 Vis hates Disney, his clothes are bad taste. Because mummy went from Giovanni to Ham face

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I know it’s been said before but rewatching towie And Jess and carol were absolutely vile to Lauren.
Jess’s face pulling at the engagement party at Lauren wearing a white dress when Jess is wearing a white dress. Just a little witch

It was actually creepy to me how jealous pat, carol and Jess were of mark and Lauren being together and living together and stuff. I bet they don't treat Michelle like that though.
 
I love how she dresses the baby like a Victorian aristocrat, with no expense spared. Then you remember he's called Presley. Even by TOWIE standards, that is an unbelievably chavvy name. Imagine when it goes to prep school. Talk about lowering the tone

She thinks that how royalty\upper class people dress their children that's why she does it. Unfortunately she's less upper class and more kipper class.
 
She thinks that how royalty\upper class people dress their children that's why she does it. Unfortunately she's less upper class and more kipper class.
She was also probably influenced by how Prince Louis was dressed for the late Queen's Platinum Jubilee in a little sailor suit I expect little Elvis will be wearing one next Summer and some little knickerbockers with Buckled shoes maybe?
 
This pig is nearly as terrifying as that ghost picture of nana pat. The kid on the right is petrified
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