Jessica Wright #5 Vis hates Disney, his clothes are bad taste. Because mummy went from Giovanni to Ham face

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What’s gone wrong in my life that I’m sitting here desperately wondering what a washed up z list has beens Gran who died years ago looked like on her wedding day 🙈 fs
I should try and find that episode with the pic lol
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Found it on Google
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She's looking haggard. It always shows on her eye area. She needs to back off from this "glamorous" life and just be a mum. HFJ probably plays up a lot because she's always away.
Being a Mum is not something that comes naturally to her and I don't think she enjoys it,she loses patience with him very quickly. I am sure she loves her son but she is not cut out to do the nitty gritty and probably uses a nanny anyway. She loves these z list events where she
can pretend to be someone famous.
 
I don’t think she loves or fancies hamface, he’s like an accessory to her, a spare bit of ham just to say I’m married with a child before it’s too late for me.

Her type is tall dark and handsome. No baby no.2 yet Jess? It’s hard work being a mother and it is so obvious how she finds motherhood hard with what she says on the gram. Hamface doesn’t suit this “glam” red carpet lifestyle it’s just ridiculously hilarious 😂
 
Yes I’ve noticed how haggered she looks lately especially around the jowls? (Lower chin/jaw area) Jess, Mark, Josh etc all have aged fast, they looked middle aged in their 20’s they now look to be in their 40’s. I would have liked them if they were nice humble people but they are not.
And that useless youngest one, prancing around in her knickers and very little else around Instagram.
 
Yes I should have added her tefal head
Ah, the lovely Nutella, Carol's last child, the one which apparently 'kicked her into menopause'? Forgive my ignorance, but is that a thing? It sounds hormonal.

What does Nutella actually *do*? Romana Bright sounds like she's a similar age and does the duck face influencer thing. I do recall watching an episode of MTV UK Cribs featuring Jess's townhouse and there was a framed photograph of Jess and ChocoHazelNutSpread wearing bikinis on one of their many holidays displayed in the kitchen!? Why?
 
She looks like a 60 year old who’s had loads of work done to look good for their age. Genuinely she needs to lay off it all.
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Just reading from thread one did yous find out her real ages? If not she was born in 85 and Natayla deffo belongs to carol.
Also carol was born in WestHam big mark was born in Bethnal Green and mark and Jess both born in Tower Hamlets
 
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