Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

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Like why / how is it so bleeping huge? Does she hair brain swelling

 

[Norfolking Good]

How does he simultaneously look like a bloke and also an elderly lady? It’s so weird

 

[Can't Help It]

Like why / how is it so bleeping huge? Does she hair brain swelling

Because he was born male. He looks more manly than the guys he is posing with...........

 

[daisymay30]

Is he actually dating his PT, and do we think the PT has seen him without makeup on yet?

 

[JAR21]

Is he actually dating his PT, and do we think the PT has seen him without makeup on yet?

And is the PT actually gay?!

 

[Mycatismad]

Is he actually dating his PT, and do we think the PT has seen him without makeup on yet?

And has the PT seen the offal bin minge yet?

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Is he actually dating his PT, and do we think the PT has seen him without makeup on yet?

They are a couple according to the DM.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...s-enjoy-date-night-dinner-Madhus-Mayfair.html

Grim.

 

[Mycatismad]

They are a couple according to the DM.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...s-enjoy-date-night-dinner-Madhus-Mayfair.html

Grim.

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The size of that head still always shocks me

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

Seems like the "boyfriend" is just as attention seeking as he is.

 

[Gullri]

Maybe Jessica will be a better person now being in a relationship. … oh what do I care?

 

[TooFarScone]

No normal man wants a partner like Jessica.

- You coming to bed hun?
- Yes I'm just dilating I'll be up in an hour

 

[Can't Help It]

And is the PT actually gay?!

As per usual it looks like Jessica is the one in lusty excitement and the bloke just looks a bit off with the OTT kissing and hand holding - imagine those lips coming at you

 

[P1nkie!]

As per usual it looks like Jessica is the one in lusty excitement and the bloke just looks a bit off with the OTT kissing and hand holding - imagine those lips coming at you

Imagine ANY part of Alves coming at you? Vomit

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

When the filter leaves Jess and drops onto muscle man.
And he's now going to dodgy Ozzy for treatments. His first time having botox apparently. Oh dear.

 

[daisymay30]

Just seen that Jessica’s Insta bio now says “taken ”. Let’s see how long that stays

 

[Gullri]

I hope it last actually True love and all that I am a real softie today.

 

[Jjjjj555]

Reeks of showmance and (man made gash) to me

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Reeks of showmance and (man made gash) to me

Too early for a thread title suggestion but this is funny af.

 

[Can't Help It]

Maybe Jessica will be a better person now being in a relationship. … oh what do I care?

Oh please let him go back to the gym now he's "dating" a PT. His gym videos were hilarious.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Those trotters really are something else. Sausage toes and swollen feet that still look manly euggghh.