Jessica Alves #2 My Neck, My Back, Best Tuck In My Ball Sack

[gingrog]

According to him he was always hitting the gym but has a medical condition that stops him building muscle

Of couurrrseee he does It's called being a lazy, spoilt twit I think?!

 

[Cakeyface]

I actually LOVE the lastest post on insta. Watched it twice. So funny

Anyway, two little stills from it. What's going on? Hopefully for our Jess it's just a weaty arse crack

 

[Can't Help It]

I actually LOVE the lastest post on insta. Watched it twice. So funny

Anyway, two little stills from it. What's going on? Hopefully for our Jess it's just a weaty arse crack

So funny!! He's got more sweat in his arse in the jumpsuit "sashay" than when he posts his "workouts" from the gym

 

[life’s a car crash]

According to him he was always hitting the gym but has a medical condition that stops him building muscle

Just like Andrew can’t sweat. 1 in a billion conditions. They should be written up in the lancet

 

[Resting Rage Face]

EXCLUSIVE: ‘I am 100% DONE with plastic surgery’: Jessica Alves insists she's had her final cosmetic procedure as she poses for raunchy topless shoot
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...ses-TOPLESS-sun-soaked-Brazilian-getaway.html

Any guesses how long that will last? I'm guessing more plastic surgery in 3-4 months

She said she was done when she was still Rodrigo, so wheelbarrow-full of salt needed, I think.

 

[henriettadubois2]

She trots out this story every year. Change the record Roderika! You are literally stalking 92839 butcher back street surgeons at this very moment trying to get freebies!

 

[gingrog]

Seen the latest "stop calling me Barbie"? No one is calling that mess Barbie. No one.

 

[Norfolking Good]

He said it in January this year because I commented at the time saying yeah right… and we’ve had some shockers since then

 

[Cakeyface]

Fanny box on show again

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

My eyes need poking out with a blunt rusty nail and then bleaching to rid me of this image.

 

[Madge2022]

My eyes need poking out with a blunt rusty nail and then bleaching to rid me of this image.


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Genitalia of an actual Barbie doll

 

[Cakeyface]

That's a lot of money

 

[TooFarScone]

That's a lot of money

Has to be bullshit. I don't believe it.

 

[Ekathrina]

They all post that same bollocks screenshot. As fake as his big lumpy arse.

 

[P1nkie!]

That's a lot of money

Wonder what Alves's tax residence position is ..
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My eyes need poking out with a blunt rusty nail and then bleaching to rid me of this image.


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I half want to report this image gor pornography on Instagram

 

[Can't Help It]

Don't know how the Dr at the clinic kept a straight face when he announced that he was not a "biological" woman........no tit Sherlock!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madge2022]

That's a lot of money

Right, anyone got the surgeon's number? I'm getting a plastic Barbie foof and going on only fans

 

[gingrog]

It's all bullshit figures, they all share the same crap. Just like everyone on OF seems to be in the top 0.00000001%

 

[henriettadubois2]

Don't know how the Dr at the clinic kept a straight face when he announced that he was not a "biological" woman........no tit Sherlock!!!!!!!!!!

he was probably surprised to hear he was a biological human to be fair.

 

[Yorkshirewife]

LOL