Lol I was just about to post the sad goodie bags
Aren't those the Gua Sha stones that people complained were poor quality and kept breaking on the Etsy reviews? And that Jasmine wouldn't honour the refund?
Anyway, just did a quick Google of Bali wellness retreats. Literally any one of these are 10x better, offer so much more, ACTUAL group camaraderie and much cheaper than Jasmine's glorified circle jerk. Not to mention most of them sell out pretty quickly and for good reason too.
Jasmine's "sisterhood" retreat marketing is so incredibly weird. Her face is plastered on every inch of the page with only one sad stock image of a group circle. Me me me
Really can't believe she has the arrogance to go ahead with it. I would be hiding in shame and embarrassment. She also had the audacity to say that retreats are in her future and she wants to run more of them
Unfortunately guys, even after the shame and awkwardness that will come from this fail cult meeting, I hate to say it but just with 1-2 girls, she is still winning and making a massive profit
She's going to spin it and say "I wanted angel number 9 but the universe had different plans. I attempted to manifest an abundance of women but instead, I was given 2 beautiful souls who I had the pleasure of guiding. Quality over quantity my loves. This is a lesson I learnt during this magical experience and I will be talking and channeling more about it in my next podcast episode. Stay tuned "
Aren't those the Gua Sha stones that people complained were poor quality and kept breaking on the Etsy reviews? And that Jasmine wouldn't honour the refund?
Anyway, just did a quick Google of Bali wellness retreats. Literally any one of these are 10x better, offer so much more, ACTUAL group camaraderie and much cheaper than Jasmine's glorified circle jerk. Not to mention most of them sell out pretty quickly and for good reason too.
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Jasmine's "sisterhood" retreat marketing is so incredibly weird. Her face is plastered on every inch of the page with only one sad stock image of a group circle. Me me me
Really can't believe she has the arrogance to go ahead with it. I would be hiding in shame and embarrassment. She also had the audacity to say that retreats are in her future and she wants to run more of them
Unfortunately guys, even after the shame and awkwardness that will come from this fail cult meeting, I hate to say it but just with 1-2 girls, she is still winning and making a massive profit
She's going to spin it and say "I wanted angel number 9 but the universe had different plans. I attempted to manifest an abundance of women but instead, I was given 2 beautiful souls who I had the pleasure of guiding. Quality over quantity my loves. This is a lesson I learnt during this magical experience and I will be talking and channeling more about it in my next podcast episode. Stay tuned "