Ok her actual birthday post was even more soppy than even I could imagine LOL
She really does write such beautiful, meaningful words for him yet he's such a horrible person? I really am very curious as to what Josh must be like irl for her to be so mystified by him?
Not to get weird, but honestly I think because he's her first ever relationship and she lost her virginity to him, she's very strongly attached to him. I think the construct of virginity is very very important to Jasmine and she wants to desperately make things work with Josh no matter what because she wants to uphold the "one man for life" purity ideology which is ironic as she talks about being sexually free.
She really pulled out the stops for Josh, booking him an amazing getaway yet I can't quite remember him doing such a thing for her.
Things can't have been so good in paradise as apparently, something upset and triggered Jasmine's "inner child" lol so pretentious. Just say "something upset me yesterday". It's got to be unhealthy the way she detaches herself from sadness and anger, saying her "inner child" experiences it rather than her present self. So weird.
Also she probably did her daily tattle read-through and got caught by us which was why she was triggered
Bingo.
Financial turmoil. He definitely is grateful for Jasmine I can believe that. He's grateful because she essentially bailed his sorry ass out. He's still in the same financial turmoil except now he's got a braindead idiot bankrolling him.
For someone who hates love island, he sure as hell milks it for all it's worth. Dude you're married now, why do you need to keep using it for views and clicks and mentions?
Josh is definitely upset that he couldn't be one of those lucrative love island couples with a curvy blonde bimbo making money moves in the UK like Tommy Fury and Molly Mae LOL. That was meant to be his destiny!
Instead, his masculinity is non existent as he's having to put up with boring, mentally ill Jasie who's bankrolling their insect infested villas in Bali with failed brand after failed brand, getting more and more frustrated with each passing day. Wouldn't be surprised if his long term plan is to build his social media brand then reapply to Love Island behind her back
It's bothered me from the start of their relationship but in every single one of their pictures and video, whether they're from photoshoots or their own pictures, Jasmine always looks so loved up and smitten with her eyes glued on him meanwhile he's always smirking at the camera then occasionally glancing at her. It's like he's checking himself out, orchestrating and acting out the "loving couple" trope. Their body language is so off and that screenshot sums it up perfectly.