Dogging in a soft top she must have got her fake whiplash claim through without a doubt ,I don't think she would even qualify for car finance on her Tesco salary ..
There goes another chunk of the mortgage deposit, the insurance won’t be free either. It’s all about the quick fix and instant gratification with them isn’t it?
Is there room for both of them in there.
strange how they can ‘afford’ all this so soon after she started selling fake scents on her pyramid scheme......if I was a cynical sort of person, I’d think this was to impress us with how much money she’s making! Well, you’re the one who has to make the monthly payments, the insurance, road tax, the upkeep, petrol......so it matters not a jot to me! And the idea of Charlie bean driving sports car is laughable!! he’s a Nissan micra man if ever I saw one! Disclaimer: I drive a fiat 500. Not dissing micras in any way!!
That must have been why he was making dinner and hoovering ,bribed with a sportscar it has to be her claim for the fake whiplash ,remember she was getting physio while balancing on the £5 exercise ball . There was FA wrong with her neck ..strange how they can ‘afford’ all this so soon after she started selling fake scents on her pyramid scheme......if I was a cynical sort of person, I’d think this was to impress us with how much money she’s making! Well, you’re the one who has to make the monthly payments, the insurance, road tax, the upkeep, petrol......so it matters not a jot to me! And the idea of Charlie bean driving sports car is laughable!! he’s a Nissan micra man if ever I saw one! Disclaimer: I drive a fiat 500. Not dissing micras in any way!!
Neither is she ,will her pork chops and flabby trotters even fit into it they might have to task the fire brigade to cut her out of it if she does squeeze inthat’s if it is even his .. nothing to stop him standing in front of random sports vehicle parked up at old Beachy Head and say it’s yours.... not sitting in it is he ? plus that is going to be one uncomfortable drive he’s not exactly sports car stature is he
Oh go on then! Ha haSo funny.
Can we appoint you the chief 'minute taker' ?
It would save us ever having to watch another one of her seriously boring vlogs!
Why thank you! I shall let you into a small secret, I am actually a bit of a writer ... although I don’t know why, but I very much enjoy writing this sort of crap! Ha ha!Brilliantly written! very funny!!!