Jane Gammons #17 No Sense by Jane & peekaboo moobs, piling on weight with boxed free food

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Itsmethatlikesamoan said:
I admit to being a bit green eyed over the fact that she seems to spend all day sitting on her arse doing nowt.... that would be bloody luxury 🤣
but apart from that Sandra No ... I have my own 5 bed house all paid for ( because unlike Jane I work full time ) I have river views ... I live not far from Joe Wicks (😉) Have a husband who is neither hen pecked or a whimp like Charlie ... 4 children, a granddaughter... a dad that’s disabled and lives with me ( I look after my own and certainly would have made sure my MIL moved in with me had she had a fall )
In what spare time I have I don’t fart around pretending to be a weight loss guru on you tube whilst actually not losing any weight and making sub standard boring videos in my rented flat and conning idiots ( because these subscribers are idiots ) out of cash and getting them to subscribe to a channel for an extra video a week of you unloading your shopping and telling these idiots the calorie content of said shopping that is actually printed on the packet ......
No Jane... in my spare time I can be found looking after abandoned cats and kittens and trying to find them forever homes because to me.... if you look after people and animals your richer in your life than you will ever be in your fake wanna be influencer life can ever be.


Hello and Welcome... great first post ....
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Ooooh a fellow cat lady!! You're already my new best friend. And thanks for the welcome! My temper is a slow simmer most of the time but all her bullshit has finally got it boiling.

Mari24 said:
Glad I missed that and have absolutely no intention of checking it out, were they at their current bulk?
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Good grief! Sounds horrific, I'm glad I missed that one too.
 
Same a cat lover here too.

I have absolutely no reason to be jealous of Jane or indeed any other influencer. If Jane thinks she is working hard she needs to think again...working hard is running three businesses and volunteering with 4 organisations whilst juggling family life Jane and looking after relatives that need it and my elderly neighbours too (yes i don't have kids yet but I hope to whilst continuing all of the above) not had a weekday off since Christmas except the odd bank holiday. worked all the way through without a break as per usual and most certainly beyond 9:30am each day. more like 8:45pm finish each night and starting at 6:30am with morning emails.

Not sure what we are supposed to be jealous of
...the weight she has gained? because I've lost more than she has gained and she has gained alot
...the youtube channel? so what!!!! all it does it make you look a tit
...of the freebies? yes a freebie is nice but it should be deserved
...of the amount of chins you have? I'm happy to stick to one thanks.
...of your awful looking hair and skin? I'm happy with my own thanks mine doing fine thanks despite lockdown i went to the hairdressers literally the last day it opened and cut my own fringe during lockdown ive also been avoiding using heat gadgets to look after it and protecting my split ends so i will be okay a bit longer as necessary. hardworking keyworkers can happily take the earlier appointments as far as I'm concerned. (Jane you don't fall into this category as you do not work hard...sorry to have to point out the obvious to you but ITS TRUE)
 
wellwellwellitsanotherad said:
Same a cat lover here too.

I have absolutely no reason to be jealous of Jane or indeed any other influencer. If Jane thinks she is working hard she needs to think again...working hard is running three businesses and volunteering with 4 organisations whilst juggling family life Jane and looking after relatives that need it and my elderly neighbours too (yes i don't have kids yet but I hope to whilst continuing all of the above) not had a weekday off since Christmas except the odd bank holiday. worked all the way through without a break as per usual and most certainly beyond 9:30am each day. more like 8:45pm finish each night and starting at 6:30am with morning emails.

Not sure what we are supposed to be jealous of
...the weight she has gained? because I've lost more than she has gained and she has gained alot
...the youtube channel? so what!!!! all it does it make you look a tit
...of the freebies? yes a freebie is nice but it should be deserved
...of the amount of chins you have? I'm happy to stick to one thanks.
...of your awful looking hair and skin? I'm happy with my own thanks mine doing fine thanks despite lockdown i went to the hairdressers literally the last day it opened and cut my own fringe during lockdown ive also been avoiding using heat gadgets to look after it and protecting my split ends so i will be okay a bit longer as necessary. hardworking keyworkers can happily take the earlier appointments as far as I'm concerned. (Jane you don't fall into this category as you do not work hard...sorry to have to point out the obvious to you but ITS TRUE)
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She can keep her freebies.... if those eyebrows are anything to go by ...
and I certainly wouldn’t be tempted by muscle foods microwave offerings and processed snack bars ... I don’t think she’s seen an apple or a punnet of strawberries in weeks but that’s probably because she’d have to weigh them herself to work the calorie content out for her unlimited daily calorie allowance she seems to be on....
 
Yes do! I'd like a look at that one. It amazes me how she can never remember how much she has lost..."how much was it agayn Charlee?" Keeping a record of this stuff is important so you can track your progress. How can she be so blasé about it and expect anyone with a grain of knowledge on the subject to take her seriously. I looked back through several years of her videos just to make sure it's not just me being a witch but THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. She looks the same size in every single one yet praises whatever plan she's trying at the time as the best thing ever.....Side note, if Jane does read here & is interested, I have 8 years worth of food diary entries she's more than welcome to look at if she want's to know how tracking should look...

This was supposed to be a reply to doctordoctor. Sorry, I think I broke Tattle...lol
 
Itsmethatlikesamoan said:
She can keep her freebies.... if those eyebrows are anything to go by ...
and I certainly wouldn’t be tempted by muscle foods microwave offerings and processed snack bars ... I don’t think she’s seen an apple or a punnet of strawberries in weeks but that’s probably because she’d have to weigh them herself to work the calorie content out for her unlimited daily calorie allowance she seems to be on....
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why waste calories on a piece of fruit when you can have a packet of space raiders for the same calories, innit Charlie?
 
Beggars belief said:
Does any of you follow her on her perfume account? Jeez I’m sat outside sweltering in next to nothing (thankfully I have no neighbours lol!) and she’s inside with a jumper on?!
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I've glanced at now and again but we've seen it all before with the other bossbabes business plans. It's same shyte different hole...lol. I did chuckle at the video where she said something about them being made in the same factory as the high end stuff. All she needed was the suitcase on the stand and I swear it could have been Del Trotter.
 
Beggars belief said:
Does any of you follow her on her perfume account? Jeez I’m sat outside sweltering in next to nothing (thankfully I have no neighbours lol!) and she’s inside with a jumper on?!
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Don’t follow the account but just had a look, talk about hard sell, she’s really pushing it isn’t she, grabbing cow.
On her latest post she‘s tagged a load of celebs, I don’t think Wayne Rooney or Rio Ferdinand will want to buy your blag aftershave Jane 🤣
I know she’ll be doing it for engagement but how cringe 😬
 
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Disneylover said:
Don’t follow the account but just had a look, talk about hard sell, she’s really pushing it isn’t she, grabbing cow.
On her latest post she‘s tagged a load of celebs, I don’t think Wayne Rooney or Rio Ferdinand will want to buy your blag aftershave Jane 🤣
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I've just had a look. Bless her, she's still on page one of her How to do sales guide. Tries to drum up the sense of urgency with the cut off time and then blows it with the "oooh I might do another order at the weekend"
 
It’s from 2 years ago #bebravebeyouSW. I can only find Charlie, but I’m know Jane done one to, but I can’t find hers. It gets off to a great start ‘So Jane started the campaign yesterday.....What’s it called??’ Jane off camera had to tell him....🙈 he then shows us photos of his 20 st self 🤢 and tells us ALL the things he hates about himself.....there’s another interesting one called ‘I want to eat everythingggggh’ where she says she isn’t hungry but wants to just eat and she’s really struggling, and eats a banana....but it isn’t really what she wants. Charlie is looking for something, she tells him it’s beside the bananas, it’s like that’s what puts the idea in her mind to have one.....she’s really desperately wanting to eat!!!!
 
Yikes Crispies! have you seen the most recent video on her perfume page? I'm literally howling. She totally obliterated Charlies toupee with what I thought was some of her fragrance......Turns out it's drain cleaner but I'm still not sure why..... Fragrance dupes/drain cleaner....I'm sure it makes sense to her.
 
when she started fm world she was saying the scents were "exactly the same as designer scents" now she's changed it to "often get mistaken for" 😂 😂 dodgy dave down the market sells perfume that "often gets mistaken for" other branded ones, he calls them knock offs, copies, fakes, he knows how it is! where as esteé lauder of eastbourne is trying to pass copies off as being just as good as the real thing, they're not! they reek of the alcohol in them and any scent they have wears off really quickly, in my perfume loving opinion they're crap, better suited as room sprays

hedgewitch said:
Yikes Crispies! have you seen the most recent video on her perfume page? I'm literally howling. She totally obliterated Charlies toupee with what I thought was some of her fragrance......Turns out it's drain cleaner but I'm still not sure why..... Fragrance dupes/drain cleaner....I'm sure it makes sense to her.
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that was hilarious, I was thinking she'd nared her tash again to get that amount of hair ;) she also said the hair "evaporated" LOL think you mean disintegrated ya dafty!
they sell all sorts, drain cleaner, cleaning sprays, toothpaste...all sorts, all looks pretty standard stuff but with a hefty price tag, that drain cleaner was £7.50.......plus postage, I buy one for a couple of quid and it works fab, hair "evaporates" like magic
 
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