Jane Gammons #16 Fake anxiety is no more it’s back to Jane being a Bore

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Have you heard the phrase “your eyes must be bigger than your belly” well in the case of those two it’s definitely the other way round!! They are worse than a pair of animals. bleeping stuffing their chops away and we all know for a fact that food won,t get wasted so cut the bleeping crap about “maintaining” today Jane you frigging beefcake coz it ain’t gonna happen!! As soon as that video was done the pair of them will be in that stinking pit of a bed with stained nightwear on with bleeping nose bags attached troughing away, greedy pair of fuckers! How much will you lose this week eh Jane 😡😡😡

lexiloo said:
that bloody jumper is giving me all the lol's today, its effing awful and she looks like she's wearing my nanas curtains from the 70's 😂

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Sorry Lexi you,re going to have to live with jumper a bit longer. I,ve nicked the pic for an avatar update! X
 
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Right I know I can a doted cow at times but how on calorie counting can you maintain 🤔 no doubt the day they filmed that, they’ve ate like pigs snacks here and everywhere then no doubt they scoff the rest of Amy’s scran after filming Jane maloof did you know even bleeping lettuce has calories in it but I forgot you and Helen don’t count fruit or veg cause it’s so low but at the end of the day yous eat that much tit even that lettuce leaf would take you over your daily calories. So tell me chins how do you maintain throughout the day cause eating fresh air certainly one thing you and moobs wouldn’t do 😂😂
 
Emperortooco said:
Have you heard the phrase “your eyes must be bigger than your belly” well in the case of those two it’s definitely the other way round!! They are worse than a pair of animals. bleeping stuffing their chops away and we all know for a fact that food won,t get wasted so cut the bleeping crap about “maintaining” today Jane you frigging beefcake coz it ain’t gonna happen!! As soon as that video was done the pair of them will be in that stinking pit of a bed with stained nightwear on with bleeping nose bags attached troughing away, greedy pair of fuckers! How much will you lose this week eh Jane 😡😡😡


Sorry Lexi you,re going to have to live with jumper a bit longer. I,ve nicked the pic for an avatar update! X
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Jesus she’s MASSIVE
 
Emperortooco said:
Have you heard the phrase “your eyes must be bigger than your belly” well in the case of those two it’s definitely the other way round!! They are worse than a pair of animals. bleeping stuffing their chops away and we all know for a fact that food won,t get wasted so cut the bleeping crap about “maintaining” today Jane you frigging beefcake coz it ain’t gonna happen!! As soon as that video was done the pair of them will be in that stinking pit of a bed with stained nightwear on with bleeping nose bags attached troughing away, greedy pair of fuckers! How much will you lose this week eh Jane 😡😡😡


Sorry Lexi you,re going to have to live with jumper a bit longer. I,ve nicked the pic for an avatar update! X
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A nosebag 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think yout avatar is the new pink coat badge of honour for the thread creators 🤣🤣

bananasplit88 said:
Oh my word, that jumper is horrendous. I’ve never seen anything like it. They should have paid her £3.50 to take it.
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Proof she wastes money on shite.
Just because it's cheap she buys it...dick!

monga said:
Well done you ! you seem to have embraced any help to get yourself well again..but that just makes me think Jane is even more of a bullshitter ,like you say 7 days wouldn't really "cut it" with MH issues x.
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❤❤❤ thank you
 
This might be where Janeykins is going wrong, it's not the extra calories at all 😉

Disneylover said:
I’ve just had this curry guyyyys, a massive portion with rice, naan, bhajis, samosas the list goes on and it was only 300 calories!! 😉🤣
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Plenty leftover 😉
 

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Just watched Annie’s video is Helen and Jane crazed her to do a chatty vlog!
I had to laugh, she was talking about calorie counting, saying she is new to it so making mistakes etc. But the best bit was poor angie couldn’t understand how her meals had so many more calories than other people’s meals, obviously meaning janes and helens.
Well angie, we are all wondering that!! You stick to it correctly angie and you bloody show em girl!
 
monga said:
Did anyone watch the scottish taste testing ? she thought Irn Bru was an energy drink and poor Charlie was getting daggers for scoffing too many crisps ,she even said the sweets were made in Lidl🤦‍♀️
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The faces she pulls when she’s doing these taste testing videos, it just proves how in love with bloody food she is 😂
Those crisps well got finished off I bet and the biscuits. What a pair of greedy bores they are. Such a bleeping scav as well, “we don’t want people to send us stuff but we’re getting a po box” greedy grabbing fat arse 🤣
 
The Gammons are my new weapon for weight loss. I'm trying to lose 2 stone and I'm one stone down. Now when I'm tempted to snack I look at their channel, see how big they are because the lie all the time about what they've eaten and I stop 😁. This morning I've swapped a 2nd breakfast muffin for grapes just by checking out the clap photo again
 
Disneylover said:
The faces she pulls when she’s doing these taste testing videos, it just proves how in love with bloody food she is 😂
Those crisps well got finished off I bet and the biscuits. What a pair of greedy bores they are. Such a bleeping scav as well, “we don’t want people to send us stuff but we’re getting a po box” greedy grabbing fat arse 🤣
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A bleeping PO box?! Who does she think she is hahaha? She is getting worse by the day. I feel like they think that they will be some super successful youtube couple. Hate to break it to ya janeychins but neither you nor blobfish bean have the right ‘look’ or personality or lifestyle to be able to pull that off plus your content is mediocre at best. So wind your fat neck in 👍🏼
 
DishtheDirt said:
They've had a PO box before. Not sure if it was set up specifically for their wedding but I remember them having cards and no doubt, gifts sent to them for it.
So greedy and grabbing is nothing new to them...
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Seriously?! 🤨 they have some balls the pair of them. I feel really strongly about PO boxes, amazon wishlists etc. Totally taking advantage of people’s kindness IMO. But what else would you expect from these pair of bellends 😂
 
Rosap said:
The Gammons are my new weapon for weight loss. I'm trying to lose 2 stone and I'm one stone down. Now when I'm tempted to snack I look at their channel, see how big they are because the lie all the time about what they've eaten and I stop 😁. This morning I've swapped a 2nd breakfast muffin for grapes just by checking out the clap photo again
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I was just going to say look at the jumper pic, it’s enough to put anyone on a diet 😂

Motherofpigs said:
Seriously?! 🤨 they have some balls the pair of them. I feel really strongly about PO boxes, amazon wishlists etc. Totally taking advantage of people’s kindness IMO. But what else would you expect from these pair of bellends 😂
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I agree, it takes the piss, the shame of it
 
So, who reckons Amy is a feeder?:ROFLMAO: Lets face it, that food she sent was hardly Scottish specific was it?
The crisps - haggis flavoured, cookies/shortbread, Wham bar...all stuff you can get in England and no doubt Wales and Ireland too! In fact someone in the comments tells Jane she can get haggis in Tesco!! I'm sure she knows that anyway, you can't tell me she's never had to 'pick' one up for her job of picking. I bet there's nothing she doesn't know about what's for sale on the shop floor!
I'm amazed looking at the comments how many people say 'hilarious' and 'so funny'. I mean, really? What is funny about watching two greedy fuckers stuffing their faces on camera under the guise of 'taste testing'?
Jane reminds me of a hamster or a gerbil the way chews her food, her mouth going 10 to the dozen. Just watch her next time!
 
Rosap said:
Janes calories for the test taste was 490!! 😳😳Charlies about 700. And I'm not adding anything for what they obviously ate off camera.

bleeping greedy bastards, they deserve to be the weight they are
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Love the effort you put in there 😂 yes they definitely carried on eating after they turned the camera off. I bet they get more excited over food than they do over sex too 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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