Jake Quickenden #99 He's got 99 problems but a job isn't one!

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CrazyBaldhead said:
What bloody work? He was unemployed for how many months last year ffs!!!

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Definitely more months out of work than in work. If he’s seriously getting an ‘acting’ agent, I think he going to be doing loads of these sort of reels 🙄 Good cos no proper agency would take him seriously trying to showcase himself like that 👍🏻 They’re not stupid people and I’m sure they’ll see him for what he is. A fame hungry, talentless, desperate, attention seeking nobody that has a very unhealthy obsession with instagram. Does he realise 99% of acting you have to pretend the camera isn’t there? He is incapable of not looking straight at a camera, he’s proved this many times when he’s been a guest on something and instead of looking at the person he’s talking with, he keeps looking straight down the camera lens 🤢 Imagine if 12 years ago, he’d stuck to one thing instead of chasing the fame by going on any reality show that would have him, he may of had some sort of career in the industry, but now the way he goes from wanting to be a singer, to an actor, to a presenter, a boxer, an mma fighter, back to a actor, shows the only interest he’s got is just to be famous and it’s glaringly obvious 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
Funny how he didn’t comment once on this years dancing on ice.Must be a reason he’s never been back in the audience seeing he won it.No more tagging any boxing or mma as they see right threw him.I reckon he is such a creepy twit people avoid him like the plaque.As for his acting career how funny that anyone would give him a job as he’s so crap when doing his 2 minute competition slots.
 
I very much doubt the 'sexual activity' mattered to Squidward as they don't have sex anyway or the 'time off work'! 😂

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Hayze2384 said:
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Jake Quickenden #100 1 million followers, 100 threads, 1% engagement, 0% likability

This is @Cleopops Tittle I am just adding to it.
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That's the GOAT of all titles for the biggest bleep on tattle!!!!!
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mollyann said:
Funny how he didn’t comment once on this years dancing on ice.Must be a reason he’s never been back in the audience seeing he won it.No more tagging any boxing or mma as they see right threw him.I reckon he is such a creepy twit people avoid him like the plaque.As for his acting career how funny that anyone would give him a job as he’s so crap when doing his 2 minute competition slots.
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He's got no drama school training whatsoever. He's got as much range as a bleeping zanussi fridge.
He's just throwing tit at the wall to see what sticks
He's desperate.
And he's at the end of the road.
Goodbye, soon, fakey....
 
Philimena cunk said:
That's the GOAT of all titles for the biggest bleep on tattle!!!!!
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He's got no drama school training whatsoever. He's got as much range as a bleeping zanussi fridge.
He's just throwing tit at the wall to see what sticks
He's desperate.
And he's at the end of the road.
Goodbye, soon, fakey....
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I am SO here for these two cunts' downfall. I've said it once and I'll say it again, 2024 is going to be a bad year for them.

The cracks are VERY apparent in their "marriage" and the "work" situation is appalling. All we need now is this photo to be leaked. I really hope it is.
 
plattyjoobs said:
He can’t even lip sync in time and he thinks he’s going to get acting jobs 😂😂😂
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But his next ‘big’ acting’job’ is dressing up as an elf in an even bigger crappy play than TFM in his local town hall in Colchester😂 Thats seriously bad! Id be absolutely mortified if I was flaps Jackson being married to a ‘man’ who refuses to face reality and get a proper job but instead chooses to dress up as an elf in the area where they live!!! Or maybe 🤔 Is this her way of revenge?? to make an absolute fool out of him and in front of the people in the same place they live?? if so il give it to her for that one 😂
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I am SO here for these two cunts' downfall. I've said it once and I'll say it again, 2024 is going to be a bad year for them.

The cracks are VERY apparent in their "marriage" and the "work" situation is appalling. All we need now is this photo to be leaked. I really hope it is.
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Exactly. How much longer can they pretend they even like each other.
Constantly borrowing money off family/against property to try and project an affluent lifestyle.
No job security, no pensions, no savings.
What happens when it just stops dead? No touring productions, no ads, no blink and you miss it TV appearances??
Any sensible people would sit down and completely rethink their lives.
But it's frick and duck we're talking about, so no bleeping chance.
 
Philimena cunk said:
Exactly. How much longer can they pretend they even like each other.
Constantly borrowing money off family/against property to try and project an affluent lifestyle.
No job security, no pensions, no savings.
What happens when it just stops dead? No touring productions, no ads, no blink and you miss it TV appearances??
Any sensible people would sit down and completely rethink their lives.
But it's frick and duck we're talking about, so no bleeping chance.
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He’s banking on inheritance when Zelda croaks it but hes in for a shock because as she’s now legally married to Matt and he is 14 years younger than her, he will most likely survive her! and Fakey and Adam will get absolutely nothing as it will all go to Matt….As for Flaps, her father has 9 children so I highly doubt there will be much inheritance left for her! So these pair of grief thiefing griefters can forget about any inheritance! Good move Matt, I shall no longer refer to him as ‘Doormatt’ for that move! Id say thats why Jakey threw a strop and didn’t go to their wedding!
 
Cady1954 said:
I know it's an unpopular opinion onthis thread but I can't bleeping stand ST. Annoying as thrush.
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Same @Cady1954 how does anyone put up with him🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
As for Fakey, tragic as duck, his likes have fallen off a cliff😂😂😂 he really thinks he's gonna be an actor🫠🫠🫠 has he seen himself in Hollyoaks🤭🤭🤭
Flaps off to London for an appointment, is that a divorce lawyer🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spud should be in Nursery too he usually goes Mondays and Fridays, can they not afford it now lol!
 
Jane_Mcdonald said:
Same @Cady1954 how does anyone put up with him🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
As for Fakey, tragic as duck, his likes have fallen off a cliff😂😂😂 he really thinks he's gonna be an actor🫠🫠🫠 has he seen himself in Hollyoaks🤭🤭🤭
Flaps off to London for an appointment, is that a divorce lawyer🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spud should be in Nursery too he usually goes Mondays and Fridays, can they not afford it now lol!
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We’ll see if he’s back at nursery after Easter when his free hours kick in.
 
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