Jake Quickenden #99 He's got 99 problems but a job isn't one!

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If at 530 in the morning, your first thought is to come on instagram and reshare a reel because it hasn’t got enough engagement on it, you’ve got a serious addiction to social media and getting validation off of complete strangers 🤦🏻‍♀️ Wonder if he’ll show Flappy picking him up from the airport today? I highly doubt it 🤭 Get ready for more ‘dancing’ reels and spud content 😴
 
Bloody moonwalking ffs. I only mentioned moonwalking earlier in the week and now he's doing it. This prick must get all his ideas from him. He's even done it to a Michael Jackson song.


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Flying back to his beard and goblin content. Doesn't this prick ever put his phone down?


 
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Why are him and Dan suddenly so close? Been touring together for weeks on end and fakey was forever in his room by himself with Dan always out with the rest of his peers but now all of a sudden they are making numerous videos together, constantly commenting on each others instagrams and seemingly having deep meaningful conversations about fakeys life and 'diagnosis'
 
Lurker111 said:
Why are him and Dan suddenly so close? Been touring together for weeks on end and fakey was forever in his room by himself with Dan always out with the rest of his peers but now all of a sudden they are making numerous videos together, constantly commenting on each others instagrams and seemingly having deep meaningful conversations about fakeys life and 'diagnosis'
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I wondered this. Up until a couple of weeks ago it always looked like Dan had no time for him at all and suddenly he’s doing reels with him and commenting on his posts. Maybe cos there’s only 3 weeks to go and Dans decided to just get on and tolerate him for the time left. Something does seem strange about it though 🤔
 
Lurker111 said:
Why are him and Dan suddenly so close? Been touring together for weeks on end and fakey was forever in his room by himself with Dan always out with the rest of his peers but now all of a sudden they are making numerous videos together, constantly commenting on each others instagrams and seemingly having deep meaningful conversations about fakeys life and 'diagnosis'
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I’m guessing Fakey gave Danny a good blowie. Although I’m not sure how he can with those massive Turkey teeth in the way.
 
Lurker111 said:
Why are him and Dan suddenly so close? Been touring together for weeks on end and fakey was forever in his room by himself with Dan always out with the rest of his peers but now all of a sudden they are making numerous videos together, constantly commenting on each others instagrams and seemingly having deep meaningful conversations about fakeys life and 'diagnosis'
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By the sounds of it, he's in the closet too! 🌈
 
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I see the likes of Chris Hughes and Gemma Owen are sharing their ‘luxury’ Easter eggs sent to them from Off Limits 🙄 how long once Fakeys home until he shares his? A ‘talent’ agency that obviously spares no expense for their clients 😂

Getting called out on TikTok 😂
 

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