Jake Quickenden #99 He's got 99 problems but a job isn't one!

[Philimena cunk]

Jakey .....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Hang your head in pure shame!

"CHASTITY" event.....?!!

 

[VC10]

The amount that kid stuffs in his face each day, I can only imagine that his shits are horrendous packed in that nappy.

I bet he downloads a right old packet 3x a day

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I'm Jake Prickenden and I'll be unemployed again in a few weeks". God this is embarrassing.

 

[mollyann]

I’m Jake Quickenden and my entire life is a lie.
I make a living selling articles about the dead
I post my child all day every day
I use my stepson for likes
I keep charity money which was supposed to be donated
I pretend I have a diagnosis of adhd
I fake mental health issues when my stupid wife goes on holiday
I have a tiny dick
I have teeth like a bleeping horse
I wear a wig
And finally I am a bleep

 

[Philimena cunk]

I'm Jake Quickenden and I'm shitting myself as I'm unemployed/unemployable after April
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Do you think he'll be bumming free hotels when he's playing buddy the elf at Xmas???

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

I haven’t forgotten about the artist impression hahahahaha I’m working away in America so I just haven’t had time haha! Back to the UK Tuesday I’ll see what I can do

Admit it Mya you are in America negotiating a massive deal with TMZ to buy that photo

 

[fredster2018]

I'm Jake Quickenden and I'm shitting myself as I'm unemployed/unemployable after April
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Do you think he'll be bumming free hotels when he's playing buddy the elf at Xmas???

He’ll defo be bumming in them

 

[Nixxs]

The reason I think it’s suss, is both of them monitor their comments closely and as we all know and many of us have been on the receiving end of, both of them block anybody for the slightest thing. Flappy has desperately replied to every comment on her post, so would have seen it but conveniently on this occasion she’s left it there and he’s decided to reply and offer them lunch? Nah I just don’t believe it

Totally agree if this was legit it would have been deleted

 

[Philimena cunk]

Admit it Mya you are in America negotiating a massive deal with TMZ to buy that photo

£10 and a curly wurly.

Admit it Mya you are in America negotiating a massive deal with TMZ to buy that photo

 

[brat13]

Proper mouth breather ain’t he. We all know he isn’t wired right but this is beyond cringe and embarrassing, even for this gimpp

 

[JazzFan]

£10 and a curly wurly.

Now I want a curly wurly

13 minutes until he meets his fans

 

[Turmeric123]

So he is back hand clasping and with exaggerated arm moves and overuse of the word "so" for another Jet2 "ad" or is that presenting I'm not sure
So
Get booking

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Watching that Jet2 ad, you realise why he’s not a TV presenter and he only ever gets an occasional gig on ITV win. duck me he gets worse and you can tell he thinks he’s brilliant at it If these ads are genuine, they’re definitely getting them on a 2 for 1 deal. Skanky Solomon is the main promoter online for Jet2 and she’s got nearly 6 million insta followers. So why would they pay both F&F separately to promote them? Answer - they wouldn't.
Anyway looking at a family holiday he’s not been on a family holiday since Jan 23 and that was grifted by Flappy. If they could find a sitter for Spud, they’d be off on another adult only one like a shot.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

That banner story is such set up bollocks. Although I can imagine him looking down his nose and blanking certain fans- I use the word fans extremely loosely.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

If this fan was genuine, wouldn't this chat happen over DM? Maybe this Jack Da Lad will post a pic to prove he's there waiting

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

If this fan was genuine, wouldn't this chat happen over DM? Maybe this Jack Da Lad will post a pic to prove he's there waiting
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Jack da lad does not look 35! He looks like a kid? not a man with two kids?? Its all very strange?

 

[mollyann]

What a sad end with this stupid set up on his stupid wife’s page.He really is a demented idiot.See Neil all giddy after his new bestie got him some followers.Grown arse men acting so childish is just so

 

[gagzi]

Ok Jake Quickenden I sell my children’s privacy. Ya missed that one fakey wonder why

I'm Jake Quickenden and I'm a grief thief and I use my dead dad and brother for likes and engagement. Even though I have duck all to do with my living relatives most of the time!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Such a prick, what a set up on her page. Surely that bloke if he was real isn't old enough to have a daughter interested in him, he's 35 at a guess
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Will prick face be driving back straight after the show, 3.5 hour drive to home, then he'll be lounging around all day tomorrow. Constantly posting Leo