Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

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What he’s written on his latest ‘singing’ reel, says exactly what you need to know about him. It’s all about getting strangers to give him the adulation he thinks he deserves 🤢
 

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Someone's been sticking extra bristles in that broom head again its suddenly dark and thick

All that vanity about his hair but but his sons hair is a mess
Looks like zelda has bought him some nice little clothes that'll never be seen again once she goes and flappy gets her hands on them,

Imagine being that uncomfortable in your own home that you walk the streets because your mother inlaws there
 
Justdee said:
Someone's been sticking extra bristles in that broom head again its suddenly dark and thick

All that vanity about his hair but but his sons hair is a mess
Looks like zelda has bought him some nice little clothes that'll never be seen again once she goes and flappy gets her hands on them,

Imagine being that uncomfortable in your own home that you walk the streets because your mother inlaws there
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Flapz will have those clothes up for sale at £3 quicker than Maris can sink an M&S quiche
 
Now he’s started following someone that is involved in CBB 🙄. For somebody who wants to be taken as a serious actor/TV presenter, his obsession with appearing on reality shows doesn’t seem to be letting up, if anything it’s getting worse. Wonder if Sam Thompson will be being used to talk about CBB on ITV at all, the fact he was on it years ago 😂
 

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I just watched the bellend’s insta stories and he keeps showing himself up without realising. He pretends to be such a present dad but when Leo said, slide, he didn’t understand what he said. Zelda had to interpret for him lolllll. He was like oh, do you want to learn the Beyoncé dance routine. He is only interested in what he wants. Awful disgusting bellend!
 
HMC said:
Soph hasn’t liked his latest corridor screeching post😏😏😏, she’s awol from her begging posts, no happy family trip to the pub with Zelda today🧐🧐🧐
Has she actually got the balls to leave that loser?
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I wonder if her sister talked some sense into her whilst she was away. I'm picturing her sister looking at Fake's instagram pity posts whilst she was away, shoving the phone in Flapz' face saying "You really want to be stuck with this head forever? REALLY?!"

Maybe the penny has finally dropped that Fake is a sinking ship, he's never going to be hosting The Brits or presenting This Morning and she needs to abandon ship FAST. She wasn't wearing her rings for a while before the holiday either. I did wonder if that was mischief on their part to get tattle speculating but when you add everything together it looks like the marriage is over.
 
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I’m not sure why, I think Gail had been potty training. Not seen a heavy soggy nappy today
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Nah, that’ll be because Zelda is there and changing his nappy’s regularly, doing what his useless parents should be doing.
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He’s definitely drunk, in the video where he’s screeching at Zelda to tidy up and Leo runs in with his hands up, panicking and saying no, stop - to Fakey, the twit actually refers to Zelda as mummy when speaking to Leo, she corrects him and says grandma.
Also, look at this belly and hair and try and tell me they aren’t the shittest parents ever 😡
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Let’s be honest creampieinyereye only wrote what we were all thinking 😉 as for the another comment, I seriously hope that bloke is taking the piss and he wasn’t doing this in a hospital corridor 🙄 Also he’s liking every comment as well. Thought he didn’t do Tiktok anymore 🙄😂
 

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Nixxs said:
I wonder if flaps has been in hospital? Maybe why she hasn't been on and Zelda is there
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He was still doing the Full Monty according to reviews so IF he was singing in a hospital corridor I think it would have been in Newcastle? If she’d been in hospital they would have been posting her from her hospital bed 100%. No way would they both not use that for content. I’m not surprised if it’s just she’s truly fucked from jet lag. I was like a zombie on and off for three weeks last time I came back from the States and I went for over 2 weeks. I can’t imagine going on an 11 hour flight, with an 8 hour time difference just for a week 🙄 I still think Zelda is there cos either they’re going to the OK event tonight or they’re going on an adult spa break or something similar while he’s off this week
 
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