Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

[MissMona]

The jabbering and awkwardness would be off the charts. The father and brother would definitely get a mention. And possibly, Leo.

That would all be on the first night because he wouldn't last any longer .

Hope he doesn't wear that bleeping corpse pendant - or take along a photo and say he's doing it for the dead to be proud of him

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Hope he doesn't wear that bleeping corpse pendant - or take along a photo and say he's doing it for the dead to be proud of him

He’ll wear the wedding brooch probably They’ll definitely have to be a Masterchef tattle bingo if/when he’s announced

 

[ChastityDingle]

And wearing clothes that he imagines make him look interesting... when in fact he looks as if he fell into a charity shop basket. A basket they had left outside of stuff they couldn't sell, even for a penny.

 

[MrsD33]

Saw this and thought of Fakey

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

What is the actual point of Fakey & Flaps?

He has a handful of die hard Tena huns who hang on to his every brag. I suspect the majority of his 1 million are no longer interested in him but just haven't bothered to unfollow him plus the bots he has bought.

He spent most of last year training for a fight that literally lasted seconds. Then a big fat zero - no more MMA fights or boxing.

He clearly is no longer interested in TFM & probably hasn't been for some time. He has been caught behaving inappropriately (for a straight married man) & it's probably an open secret but his colleagues too professional to publicise it.

Flaps is a miserable 30 something with no original ideas, desperately trying to hold on to the mere vestiges of any remote cool or beauty she once had.

They both reek of pure desperation, flagging egos and misplaced self importance. The only point they have is for us popcorn loving bystanders. And boy do they put on a show.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Check out the thining hair in the photo HE posted himself with that young lad on Valentines day compared to his usual Robbie Rotten syrup He looks at least 55! It’s definitely a syrup I don’t care what anyone says And what’s with the Gary Glitter like beard thingy He’s a bleeping creep and this is the perfect thread title

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So do we reckon she’s just on a short trip to the States and will be back by Monday for Leo’s birthday? That’s one day Fakey won’t be social media silent. Wonder if the troll photo will make its usual appearance He’ll do at least 2 posts maybe 3 and if he’s not with him for his actual birthday, he’ll be more unbearable than normal

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

So do we reckon she’s just on a short trip to the States and will be back by Monday for Leo’s birthday? That’s one day Fakey won’t be social media silent. Wonder if the troll photo will make its usual appearance He’ll do at least 2 posts maybe 3 and if he’s not with him for his actual birthday, he’ll be more unbearable than normal

The beard will be on beard duty and will have the Golden Child home for that prick to post and a side by side photo using the troll photo and captioned ’Cant believe he’s 3’ (either can we )

 

[MissMona]

Hope the birthday cake is better than last year's

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Let’s see if she’s managed to grift him a £500 birthday present again I’m surprised that playhouse hasn’t been put on FB marketplace yet

 

[HMC]

I give him 10mins on masterchef until he mentions cooking his dead Dads favourite dish

Have we ever known him to be awol for so long?
Is this so his husband enjoys her holiday less and worries and feels sorry for him

Idiot. Grow up!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Still the comments are rolling in…… So happy to see the return of FakePotato

 

[IamMyaJ]

I give him 10mins on masterchef until he mentions cooking his dead Dads favourite dish

Have we ever known him to be awol for so long?
Is this so his husband enjoys her holiday less and worries and feels sorry for him

Idiot. Grow up!

I read that as “cooking his dead dad” and wasn’t even shocked because he is just that bleep isn’t he

 

[Joon]

Masterchef lol cannot wait..He will be up against some other egoistic cunts all wanting the attention, look at me, look at me, saddos......All are has beens still wanting the limelight..Anyone know if Sam Fox is on it ....

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Good god, between him and Ash Huish both going awol, I’ve only one other watched thread where there’s any action! Chazza Dawson, just keep on being the same chavvy narcissistic gobshite - as you were!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Masterchef lol cannot wait..He will be up against some other egoistic cunts all wanting the attention, look at me, look at me, saddos......All are has beens still wanting the limelight..Anyone know if Sam Fox is on it ....

She did it last year I believe. Christine McGuinness is rumoured. Think that says it all

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

She did it last year I believe. Christine McGuinness is rumoured. Think that says it all

Im disappointed in Craig Doyle doing it! He’s better than that and i’ve always like Edith Bowman when MTV actually played music and I like her interviews and commentary at festivals, im suprised she’s doing this trash also! Im not convinced Fakey is doing it, like everything with him il believe it when I see it!

 

[cazellie]

Good god, between him and Ash Huish both going awol, I’ve only one other watched thread where there’s any action! Chazza Dawson, just keep on being the same chavvy narcissistic gobshite - as you were!

Chazza is getting worse isn't she? I can’t watch her stories anymore. Those poor kids. The wiki is cracking and she should be ashamed of herself but as she says she’s ’trying her best’

 

[JazzFan]

Come on Jake do something, there’s only so many times I can be riveted by Chazza waiting for a code for the fake tan

Didn’t Maris have a Colin the caterpillar cake last year? Nothing wrong with that but I thought her mum did cakes and would have done one for him ??

Lovely jet lagged Leo’s birthday

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Come on Jake do something, there’s only so many times I can be riveted by Chazza waiting for a code for the fake tan

Didn’t Maris have a Colin the caterpillar cake last year? Nothing wrong with that but I thought her mum did cakes and would have done one for him ??

Lovely jet lagged Leo’s birthday

Nope not even a Colin the Caterpillar cake! A tiny little chocolate cake kinda like the tiny bit of pork they had a christmas! Flaps Ma makes cakes but didn’t make Maris a cake and Zelda went offline and didn’t give him a birthday ‘shoutout’ like she does her made up ones! They are so weird??