Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

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A huge congratulations to @Philimena cunk for our new thread title. You win a new travel pillow as advertised by Flapz! Hoorah!! 😂

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On the 10th February he posted a photo of himself on the floor and saying he felt ill. 🙄 We've seen yet more cooking from him leading us to speculate whether he's on Masterchef and he was on Lorraine all week with a £40,000 Grand Giveaway! 🤡 He even filmed himself watching himself on TV ffs! What an utter prick! 😂

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We had an overload of supposedly 'funny videos' of hiim and Gail with a make-up filter on and plenty of burnt pancakes and Hello Fresh ads. Valentine's Day was a non-event as he was in Manchester but a young 16yr old lad caught his attention but the post was quickly deleted.

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Flapz and the boys have gone to the US and Glasgow were bracing themselves for the syrup-wearing Superstar!
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Glasgow are still waiting as Sicknote is living up to his name and has thrown a sickie! 😂

Radio silence so far from Fakey apart from the odd quote and Zelda is also quiet. Is he at mummy's?

A full recap can be found in Wiki 9.

Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

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Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! 🌈

A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a stick of Sarfend's finest cock, I mean rock!! 🌈 It was a belter that previous thread - full of 🌈, made-up stories that never happened and much speculation about Celebrity Masterchef! A homeless Ian Beale even made...
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Turmeric123 said:
Sophie* please buy the kid some clothes that fit and cut his hair
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*I didn't even call you Flaps this time
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(Was just typing this post as the previous thread closed 😁)

I feel so sorry for that child. They refuse to see that he needs help, and constantly expose that fact to all and sundry.

'The pose' - the poor kid doesn't have a clue what's going on.
 
I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?

Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. 🤬

That last photo though. 😂 Boy does she look old there and her skin is shocking. Those treatments have done nothing for those potholes!

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CrazyBaldhead said:
I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?

Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. 🤬

That last photo though. 😂 Boy does she look old there and her skin is shocking. Those treatments have done nothing for those potholes!

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Jesus, she looks like someone tarmacked her face.
And baked potato is gonna grow up to be a vain little posing shite, a vile hybrid of his parents.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?

Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. 🤬

That last photo though. 😂 Boy does she look old there and her skin is shocking. Those treatments have done nothing for those potholes!

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🐔 Her receding hairline 😲..She will need a wig soon perhaps she needs a fringe 😲...
 
ChastityDingle said:
(Was just typing this post as the previous thread closed 😁)

I feel so sorry for that child. They refuse to see that he needs help, and constantly expose that fact to all and sundry.

'The pose' - the poor kid doesn't have a clue what's going on.
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Shocked at the black sack Flapz put Spuds in. Shapeless shorts and T-Shirt. Horrendous. She is defo trying to showcase him as a model😂😂.
 
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