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Beans on toast if Zelda were involvedCooking with mother
Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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PrincessJeanie
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Guess who Harry from the Traitors is now following? I’ll give you a clue. His first name is Sam and his surname is Thompson and no he’s not started following Fakey
and no he’s not started following Fakey Ooooh the ego will be bruisedGuess who Harry from the Traitors is now following? I’ll give you a clue. His first name is Sam and his surname is Thompson
Harry is class
StrictlyNoFakey
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BUSTED!! You lying little tit! Bottom pic is from the Green Man at Lindsell website!
CrazyBaldhead
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He's definitely trying to start Masterchef rumours. I think the veg is spinach under his instead of green beans...?
PrincessJeanie
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I reckon you could be onto something there with the YT shorts. Painting, puppies, why not food as well? That’s definitely a good possibilitybleeping hell if that pic doesn’t say he’s gay I don’t know what does! That is not normal behaviour. What a freak. Could understand her stopping with him if he had money but we all know he hasn’t so what’s the point?
Maybe his major presenting gig is another YouTube short for cooking! #grateful
CrazyBaldhead
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So this old witch gets gifted some light therapy and tags the person in. WTF is wrong with some people? #undeclared ad/gift
As for old gayboy getting so many injuries.... The only injuries he'll get is running away from Flap!
As for old gayboy getting so many injuries.... The only injuries he'll get is running away from Flap!
StrictlyNoFakey
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The plate and jug are the same - maybe it’s seasonal veg so they switch it from time to time, and like someone already mentioned, he doesn’t have wooden worktops/table
Philimena cunk
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Advertising for business. He sickens me.I remember in 2022 when the freak posted thisAt 35 he’s definitely just like that creepy fucker Wayne lineker
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PrincessJeanie
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The video just for you and anyone who has never had the pleasure of seeing it beforeI remember in 2022 when the freak posted this
most of the comments on this were from men 
DeniseRoyle
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I've seen way too much of Fakeys arse today
PrincessJeanie
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I apologise
but I’d forgotten how camp that video was and didn't want anyone who’d not seen it to miss out 
Hayze2384
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If he had of made it- he would of filmed it. Lying Rat Faced Prick!We believe you made this as much as we believe you're not gay and your "marriage'" is on a ticking timebomb sunshine!
Are you out with the lover?
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When he said i have an announcement and will probably be tit at it.Wonder if a cookery program as he can’t help but drop hints.And the food he posted today was definitely not cooked by that idiot.That video is gross Jeanie I got the picture of his instagram as twit blocked me on TikTok
Greta22
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A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title!! It was actually a tie-breaker but yours is the oldest! Well done!
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So much happened in the previous thread that I can only refer you to Wiki 8 in case I miss anything out but I'll do a quick recap!
We had a huge tea spillage about Fakey being caught on camera having a smooch with another man!After this news was released, Squidward has taken her rings off! Has she pawned them?
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Squidward with no rings:
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We had confirmation that his 'ice baths' are a lie as when he got into one with ice in it, he nearly died!!
He did a story after the tea spillage where he looked like he'd been crying but he said he had "moisturiser in his eyes". They were then seen bickering over Gail and Fakey was driven to the airport by a chauffeur called Lord Farquaad!
The troll photo of Gail was dug out a few times, he became obsessed with Traitors and was constantly begging. Somebody also found a video of him out one night looking like the lost member of The Village People.
Zelda watched American Nightmare which is a true story of kidnap and rape and found it amusing.She watched it for the comedic value. Vile bleep.
An old interview was found on Gaydio where he said "he just loves his mates and we get up to all sorts".
He came back from Dublin and went straight to the gym. Apparently he has a load of exciting things coming up. I bet he has!
Phew!!!!!
Carry on Fakeys!
Previous thread:
---Jake Quickenden #94 Fakey will forever be Tattle's puppet as well as a manic, syrup-wearing muppet!
A huge congratulations to @fredstar2018 for our new thread title! You win Fakey's hideous pink ski suit and a box of protein bars as advertised on the ski slopes! ❄❄ We started the previous thread off with the budget adults-only skiing trip where we had topless skiing, a protein bar advert...tattle.life
Wow, wow and wow!!!!
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He’s so eloquent no wonder he’s in demand as a presenter
CrazyBaldhead
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No wonder they converted that hobbit loft. He cannot bear to touch Flapz can he? He is bleeping rotten. I bet he's full of disease.The video just for you and anyone who has never had the pleasure of seeing it before
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Maybe the 'announcement' is theWhen he said i have an announcement and will probably be tit at it.Wonder if a cookery program as he can’t help but drop hints.And the food he posted today was definitely not cooked by that idiot.That video is gross Jeanie I got the picture of his instagram as twit blocked me on TikTok
COMING OUT ANNOUNCEMENT!It's beyond ridiculous at this point. I bet he's had more pricks than a bleeping dartboard!
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