…if only a good friend or your mum told you what a mess you look, all self inflicted. Stop with trying to change your looks, because you look worse than before.
When she was on that thing with Eyal ( when he pied her) she looked completely different....it wasn't that long ago.......Oh flappy
She really is a bleeping ugly bleep. No money can fix that collapsed mug!Maybe the lips take your attention away from the nose? Ok nothing will
I had that prick on story magnet today. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I wonder if he knows his mother is a racist witch?
When she looked groomed, attractive and glowed. Something changed. Is it her jawline that’s too severe? Her teeth have aged her, they are too fake looking and too big for her mouth, her lips are ridiculous. I can’t put my finger on what’s changed but she’s not looking her best.
That nose is beyond fuckef. Has she shoved his carrot dick up her nostrils?Oh flappy
That's what drugs do kids.
She has NO soul anymore!
See no difference here ⬇⬇⬇⬇,She’s as bad as him for starting to follow accounts that other z listers are advertising. The Wrights (another family that think they are more relevant than they actually are) are away skiing and surprise surprise Flappys now following the company they’ve gone with. Probably already trying to grift a freebie, like the Essex Kardashians (they wish) have
As for those lipsIf this is what she calls ‘content’ no wonder her engagement is so tit.
She’ll definitely be doing another record breaking giveaway soon. Probably buy vouchers for it from her sofa money
31 years of age. Let that sink in ⬇
Her nose looks really weird. Like it's stuck on or somethingWTF is this silly witch doing? Getting a lip blush top-up done already. It should last for SIX MONTHS ffs.
I looked back in the Wiki and she only got it done on the 4th December 2023 so literally she had it done just over a month ago. Not a very good look for the salon is it but I reckon this is a freebie tbh. My daughter is studying aesthetic treatment and is mortified - I've just shown her. What is she doing?
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Thst nose tho..WTF is this silly witch doing? Getting a lip blush top-up done already. It should last for SIX MONTHS ffs.
I looked back in the Wiki and she only got it done on the 4th December 2023 so literally she had it done just over a month ago. Not a very good look for the salon is it but I reckon this is a freebie tbh. My daughter is studying aesthetic treatment and is mortified - I've just shown her. What is she doing?
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that’s what she needs help with not those baboons arse lips!She over filters the picture- there’s no spots or scarring like usual.. one shiny face there with a plasticine nose!
Maybe her real nose totally collapsed and that’s a false stuck on one with dents at the sides
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Reminds me ofMaybe her real nose totally collapsed and that’s a false stuck on one with dents at the sides
Awww excellent thread title @fredster2018 and brilliant recap as always Queen @CrazyBaldhead xxA huge congratulations to @fredstar2018 for our new thread title! You win Fakey's hideous pink ski suit and a box of protein bars as advertised on the ski slopes! ❄❄
We started the previous thread off with the budget adults-only skiing trip where we had topless skiing, a protein bar advert, loads of attention seeking and pizzas in bed. Unfortunately, there wasn't an avalanche or any broken bones.
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He now wants to participate in the New York Marathon which will undoubtedly be another adults-only trip. Flapz was asking for concealer recommendations but concrete will suffice quite nicely preferably under the Bow Flyover! Ugly witch.
We had topless cake making, Gladiators begging and the best was yet to come as Leo punched him!
Flapz's Birthday was another non-event as he binned off The Full Monty and went AWOL. He was spotted by our @PrincessJeanie boarding a plane! The Tena huns went into spasms and pissed all over the place as he had let them down once again!
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He's still AWOL.....
The fucked-up gifted sofas were put up on Facebook Marketplace for £250! Greedy cunts.
A more detailed recap can be found in Wiki 7/8!
Carry on Fakeys.
Previous thread:
---Jake Quickenden #93 From dying follicles to healthy testicles, Fakey's life just gets more unethical!
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a cup of vodka from Gail and seven skincare products to use in one night and an LED mask to be like Flapz! 😘 A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 7 and it's been quite eventful to say the least...tattle.life
Leo punching him!
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Omg the massive hooter is all I can see hereWTF is this silly witch doing? Getting a lip blush top-up done already. It should last for SIX MONTHS ffs.
I looked back in the Wiki and she only got it done on the 4th December 2023 so literally she had it done just over a month ago. Not a very good look for the salon is it but I reckon this is a freebie tbh. My daughter is studying aesthetic treatment and is mortified - I've just shown her. What is she doing?
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. Looks like someone's molded it out of plasticine and whacked it
Her nose rivals Mrs Potato Heads, ironic really as her kid is a Spud
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Reading this review, doesn’t sound like Fakey is being particularly missed
Her whole face is bloated, and the desperate dan jaw isn’t a good look- for anyone!
