Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

[CrazyBaldhead]

REMINDER TO FLAPz.

COLCHESTER FOOD BANK - WHERE ARE THOSE DONATIONS?

It sure looks like everything in the Wiki is accurate.

 

[Robin71]

So much energy yes head because apart from nursery and the odd trip to the zoo the kid is stuck in the house all day if it’s not raining take him out what happened to the Sunday walk?

 

[VC10]

Maris away with the fairies as usual. Eyes swivelling everywhere , not following sounds etc

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Once again, eyefucking the camera as soon as he opens his eyes, barking at the kid who can hardly talk and the "grief" conveniently forgotten about for now.

What a sad existence they all have.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

He looks like a scrapyard tosser!

He wishes he owned a scrapyard I know a English man who owns a scrapyard and he is extremely wealthy. (I get it though as they look like they haven’t a pot to piss in when when they are in the yard lol ) what’s going on with his face??? is he filtering it the opposite way now instead of trying to look gaunt??

 

[JazzFan]

Happy to take, donates duck all

How the hell do they pay regular bills? Do they just whack everything on a credit card and pray one day they can pay it off???

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Flaps's outfit especially the shoes somehow remind me of Vic Reeves's Masterchef...

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Happy to take, donates duck all

How the hell do they pay regular bills? Do they just whack everything on a credit card and pray one day they can pay it off???

His Mummy and her Daddy usually pay it off while she plays dress up and he plays the “actor” or “presenter” or “professional MMA Fighter” … “washed up X Factor Reject” “washed up reality tv bleep” the list is endless! Crazy is right the only name for him really is a Professional Piss (pet portrait) Artist Never heard such bollix, pet portraits as a hobby! WTF has the world come to! bleeping Ridiculous!

 

[Turtledove58]

Just why! The pokey out tongue so bleeping stupid! She definitely looking cheap in her lace top

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Just why! The pokey out tongue so bleeping stupid! She definitely looking cheap in her lace top

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!

30yrs old with two kids from two different blokes and still doing the 'stick your tongue out' pose.

bleeping pizza-faced cretin!

 

[Intothedark]

They need to get jobs. Actual jobs not wafting around grifting. Surely Sophie could go back to beauty although with the damage she’s done to her face, I’m not sure many people would want a beautician who looks like she does doing anything on her.

 

[JazzFan]

His Mummy and her Daddy usually pay it off while she plays dress up and he plays the “actor” or “presenter” or “professional MMA Fighter” … “washed up X Factor Reject” “washed up reality tv bleep” the list is endless! Crazy is right the only name for him really is a Professional Piss (pet portrait) Artist Never heard such bollix, pet portraits as a hobby! WTF has the world come to! bleeping Ridiculous!

I forget mummy and daddy bail them out, that’s even more tragic

 

[BubblesJones]

There's no way Spudgun put those stickers on his ratface - they're too well placed! He's just done it to try and get the tena huns going.

 

[Frosty knickers]

Once again, eyefucking the camera as soon as he opens his eyes, barking at the kid who can hardly talk and the "grief" conveniently forgotten about for now.

What a sad existence they all have.

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He has fairly lost his abs quick enough

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He wishes he owned a scrapyard I know a English man who owns a scrapyard and he is extremely wealthy. (I get it though as they look like they haven’t a pot to piss in when when they are in the yard lol ) what’s going on with his face??? is he filtering it the opposite way now instead of trying to look gaunt??

You are so right, he wishes @Jessica_Rabbit

 

[JazzFan]

There's no way Spudgun put those stickers on his ratface - they're too well placed! He's just done it to try and get the tena huns going.

Thats about his level of intellignce sticking stickers on himself

 

[MrsG03]

Haven't caught up with all the thread yet, so appologies if this has been mentioned before, but why is that kid constantly allowed and encouraged to jump all over the furniture?!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Filtered to duck the fake bleep. Does he really think he looks that unlined, unspotty & unmoley?? All his Tena huns spraying wee in their extra wide gussets to see this 'manifestation' of super dad playing soooo well with the beige handbag. How cringe that his following is Loose Women audience rejects. The fight now a very distant memory - he didn't get any interviews or TV coverage afterwards. Yesterday's chip paper.

He could've taken Maris to see Zelda & have some pre Christmassy time for the grandparents to indulge their grandson.

And yes whoever above said he put those stickers on himself was bang on. He takes advantage of NikNak's non verbal position to tell absolute lies

 

[JazzFan]

Haven't caught up with all the thread yet, so appologies if this has been mentioned before, but why is that kid constantly allowed and encouraged to jump all over the furniture?!

Because he is “raised” by absolute morons

Why do they never EVER take the kids out without it being an AD the are the bleeping WORST

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why is he now sharing her ad from 2 days ago? Is it because it’s only got 119 likes on it and he thinks his ‘celebrity’ status will help her engagement Surely he should be marking it as an ad as well Only time those kids go anywhere is when she or he is getting paid for it