Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!

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Is Polly Parrot already in a hotel room? 🧐

She'll kick her mate out soon. 🥕🥕🥕

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Thanks guyyyss for your votes on my thread title suggestion! 😘

At the start of the last thread, Flapz had yet another skin treatment which failed miserably and she put their "quatz-like" damaged dining table up for sale on Facebook Marketplace for a whopping £800! 😂😂

We had the unveiling of the cheap and nasty kitchen island which looked ridiculous and saw Flapz standing on it holding Spud a few days later whilst RatBoy filmed it thus proving what tit parents they are yet again! Idiots. 🤬

Aaron Chalmers offered him a fight but he made excuses that he was still 'on tour' but conveniently forgot that he was on tour during the fight with Paul Smith. Funny that. 🤔

We then discovered that the head had actually gone and got the fight time of 1:16 tattoed on his wrist! Words honestly fail on that one! Utterly pathetic! 🤡

Flapz stated on one of her boring stories that she had studied A Level English Language (we're still laughing about that one) and RatBoy appeared for yet another five minues on This Morning talking about IACGMOH. He hid the fight time tattoo all throughout in case he was asked about the fight. Nobody bothered! 😂😂

A more detailed catch-up can be found in Wiki 5.

Carry on Fakeys! 💗

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Jake Quickenden #88 Paul's the WINNER with his fight purse donation. RatBoy's hated by all of the nation!

Thank you guyyys for your votes for my thread title suggestion! 😘 The previous thread went quicker than the actual fixed fight! After all of the suspense and the Fakeys being more excited than on Christmas morning at the thought of him finally having his syrup knocked off, we were let down...
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Absolutely no response from Spud whatsoever. It's frightening for a child that age to be like that.

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Excellent thread title and recap as always Queen Crazy! 🥰
 
Turtledove58 said:
This riles me! I go to work, 40 plus hours every single week! Big bleeping deal Jake
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He also can get a fast train into London tomorrow morning. Not sure why he needs a hotel the night before unless his man is coming to do him. He hardly sees his family at this rate so you would think he would spend the whole of Sunday with them. We of course know he isn’t interested after he has posted his IG content painting the false happy family image.
 
Jessica_Rabbit said:
So the three other adults are chatting and he has to take out his phone and film spud with a toy carrot and post it and then the eye duck at the end 🤮🤮🤮🤮 why can’t he chat with the other adults and leave his phone alone! That house looks a similar layout to their shithole? and where’s Freddie?
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He’s thick he obviously cannot interact with adults. Let’s face it he has no friends. That’s why none of his colleagues hang out with him after the shows.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Another five minutes of utter desperation no doubt and yet another excuse to stay overnight somewhere away from the family.. 🙄

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The new table… doesn’t go with anything and the bratty child will soon splatter those white chairs with food ,the way he eats.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
How fake and forced is this? Absolutely ZERO chemistry at all in this photo. As for Spud, he needs a bleeping clip around the earhole.

Horrid little bastard. 🤢

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He’s badly behaved-becuz he does what he wants and she lets him so she can talk into a phone to strangers…
 
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Looking at his hotel room, he’s definitely paying for it himself 😂 As for the tagging and jumping on the I’m a Celeb bandwagon yet again, he doesn’t even know the name of his supposed fav contestant. Her name is Nella not Ella - prick. We all know he’s going to champion Josie hoping it will get him on TM. I don’t know how he’s not embarrassed having to keep using the same thing over and over again just to try and get a 2 min spot on daytime TV and to get attention. Then again look how long he’s been doing it with his dad and brother for 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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