I was watching an old episode of Gogglebox one night recently and Swash appeared on a clip of IAC, South Africa.I thought Joe swash just looked like he has hair plugs that were failing. The dye job he uses to colour the ginger is awful. That and the fake tan just look so unnatural Sometimes looks like he's used that spray in powder stuff on his hair too.
That table is awful. Pretty sure the Grenade box should be marked as an ad or gifted.bleeping bellend. What a horrible dining table. Ooh a Grenade advent calendar. He calls it a selection box. bleep.
As for his pathetic onesie
Note the champagne on the island. Thought he'd given up drinking.
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His money is definitely ‘his’. If I remember rightly, her 29th birthday trip to New York he even made her go halves on that. Everything he buys is just to get attention. All novelty, cheap, nasty crap.He really does spend HIS money on the most pointless tit. You know all his money is his
Still on FB for £450 and still not corrected the spellingLast of the 'big spenders'. I'd be surprised if she actually sold the old dining table set. She had a bloody cheek asking for that amount of money for the 'Quatz like' one when some people give them away on Facebook Marketplace for free.
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Is she taking the piss? £450 for that tat. Dream on!His money is definitely ‘his’. If I remember rightly, her 29th birthday trip to New York he even made her go halves on that. Everything he buys is just to get attention. All novelty, cheap, nasty crap.
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Still on FB for £450 and still not corrected the spelling
It started at £800Is she taking the piss? £450 for that tat. Dream on!
Honestly taking the piss considering it was scuffed on one of the chair arms!!It started at £800
He looked even more smug back then..... he was very plain looking without all the work he's had done, and now looks like he's wearing a mask with a rug badly stuck on top, duck's sake!He even looked a smug self entitled twit 9 years ago!
Put your heating on ...tight arse....I would be sweating buckets with that on...jmo
Joe Swash makes me feel sick - he's such an ugly, dirty fucker! He looks like he needs a good scrub (both him and Stacey do, it's clear personal hygiene is lacking in that house with ALL of them) and has dirty, disgusting bitten nails..... urgh!I thought Joe swash just looked like he has hair plugs that were failing. The dye job he uses to colour the ginger is awful. That and the fake tan just look so unnatural Sometimes looks like he's used that spray in powder stuff on his hair too.
Ugh the plastic thing hiding the wiring to the telly. Pet peeve that. Hide the cables properly. Looks so cheaply done like everything in their livesHaha, he's corrected himself already for calling the advent calender a selection box! Those new crocs he's bought are the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
As for that stress toy, and I gather that belongs to Flapz, that won't do duck all love.
Has that syrup been changed? It looks a lot thicker...... Has he had a drink already?
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£95 for those!!! They are bleeping gross.
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When he's saying what's that, in reference to the stress toy, you know exactly what it is jackrabbit as you picked it up and put it there, in the hopes of sounding funny, yet again failed miserably because you aren't funny at allHaha, he's corrected himself already for calling the advent calender a selection box! Those new crocs he's bought are the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
As for that stress toy, and I gather that belongs to Flapz, that won't do duck all love.
Has that syrup been changed? It looks a lot thicker...... Has he had a drink already?
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£95 for those!!! They are bleeping gross.
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