Jake Quickenden #88 Paul's the WINNER with his fight purse donation. RatBoy's hated by all of the nation!

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PrincessJeanie said:
However much I hate seeing him on my TV, him on CBB would be total box office. Imagine him with that many cameras to eyefuck 🤢 and him desperately trying to be the star of the show, whilst having no phone or instagram, so not knowing what people are saying about him. I’m not actually sure he could do it 😂
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It would be such car crash tv, we would all have to be on here full time 🤣 the thread numbers would be off the charts! 🤣

I don't watch IAACGMOOH but isn't it interesting that he wasn't invited back to take part when they did the series with former participants. Am I right in saying he was runner-up the year he did it?

So, he must have had some semblance of a personality at the time. 😁
And must have been able to manage without social media, but of course loving the cameras and being on tv.
 
ChastityDingle said:
It would be such car crash tv, we would all have to be on here full time 🤣 the thread numbers would be off the charts! 🤣

I don't watch IAACGMOOH but isn't it interesting that he wasn't invited back to take part when they did the series with former participants. Am I right in saying he was runner-up the year he did it?

So, he must have had some semblance of a personality at the time. 😁
And must have been able to manage without social media, but of course loving the cameras and being on tv.
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The year he was on I’m a celeb was one of the most underwhelming years to be honest. Not just saying that cos he was on it but it genuinely was. I mean he only got on cos Gemma Collins quit and he was the only person available to fly out at a moments notice 😂. The fact the legends show there were people chosen that had finished 8th and 9th in their years and as runner up he wasn’t even asked says everything. In fact there was nobody from his year even on the legends show. That shows how forgettable it was 😂
 
PrincessJeanie said:
The year he was on I’m a celeb was one of the most underwhelming years to be honest. Not just saying that cos he was on it but it genuinely was. I mean he only got on cos Gemma Collins quit and he was the only person available to fly out at a moments notice 😂. The fact the legends show there were people chosen that had finished 8th and 9th in their years and as runner up he wasn’t even asked says everything. In fact there was nobody from his year even on the legends show. That shows how forgettable it was 😂
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That is hilarious 🤣. I should have known, shouldn't I! 🤣
 
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looks like a hostess trolley

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wtf is on his trousers? He has zero taste
 
As Fakey would say just a Saturday quickie 🤣🤣

So his big fight was a definite fix
Bit like his defined pack of six
His skinny fake torso has also gone
Same as his dick which isn’t very long
Fight money is already gone from the bank
Fancy scrounging out rooms just to wank
He only wants Flapz up the spout
So another golden child just to flout
A boring pair that do nothing together
He dresses like a tit in this cold weather
His wife face is just a bloody mess
Bit like her outing in that awful red dress
Full Monty is definitely in full pelt
Same as her face will eventually melt
Once FM ends and he has nothing to do
Maybe he will watch everyone doing the “Boo”
CBB is looming and he is hoping for the best
But all we get his him in a bleeping vest
Can’t be arsed to read about him no more
Arrogant as duck just show him the door
 
Shesaidwhat? said:
Oh go on ITV give him a go. Give us Tattlers a laugh as he’ll lose it without his phone and access to social media, you might as well you’ve had him on every other Z lister clinging to their fifteen minutes show you do.
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We all know he’d quit FM in a heartbeat if there was so much as a whisper about him getting a CBB place.
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No phone no gummies no grindr 😃😃😆😆💀
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PrincessJeanie said:
If he’d made a charitable donation, 100% he would have done a post on it. He’ll happily use the passings of his dad/brother for content but can’t even give to the charity of the disease that caused their deaths (well definitely his brothers) and that he’s an ambassador for. He is a disgrace of a human being.
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Not even a Lady Godiva.

They've trousered the lot.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
If he’d made a charitable donation, 100% he would have done a post on it. He’ll happily use the passings of his dad/brother for content but can’t even give to the charity of the disease that caused their deaths (well definitely his brothers) and that he’s an ambassador for. He is a disgrace of a human being.
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What made me laugh is now all of a sudden his father and brother used to be boxers. He's never said anything like that before. The twit's such a bullshitter! 💯
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OnlyJustSaying said:
He is so pathetic, already hustling to get on the show. I would love him on there as it will defo totally kill off his little ‘career’.
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It would be avid viewing. He'd end up having a complete breakdown from not having a phone and he'd be bleeping manic. 😂😂 He'd end up being sectioned! 😂😂
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Put your phone down Flapz and enjoy your weekend. Let's hope you're wearing a balaclava!

I hate that table. 🤢 It looks like it's made out of rotten scaffolding planks. What's in that bowl - vomit?

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Can't believe this time last week we were all so excited about the prospect of him getting splattered across the ring. That shitshow has been forgotten about by everybody so quickly but he's the only one still going on and on.

Bore off you ugly prick.

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I wouldn't hold your breath RatBoy for a "next tour". Absolutely no sign of "gifted" anywhere the begging woman. 🤬

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Funny he remembers today but I haven't seen him wearing a poppy in the run-up. Just like last year.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
What made me laugh is now all of a sudden his father and brother used to be boxers. He's never said anything like that before. The twit's such a bullshitter! 💯
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It would be avid viewing. He'd end up having a complete breakdown from not having a phone and he'd be bleeping manic. 😂😂 He'd end up being sectioned! 😂😂
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Put your phone down Flapz and enjoy your weekend. Let's hope you're wearing a balaclava!

I hate that table. 🤢 It looks like it's made out of rotten scaffolding planks. What's in that bowl - vomit?

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Can't believe this time last week we were all so excited about the prospect of him getting splattered across the ring. That shitshow has been forgotten about by everybody so quickly but he's the only one still going on and on.

Bore off you ugly prick.

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I wouldn't hold your breath RatBoy for a "next tour". Absolutely no sign of "gifted" anywhere the begging woman. 🤬

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Funny he remembers today but I haven't seen him wearing a poppy in the run-up. Just like last year.
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More virtue-signalling......


....and not doing.
 
Vanilla Ice said:
As Fakey would say just a Saturday quickie 🤣🤣

So his big fight was a definite fix
Bit like his defined pack of six
His skinny fake torso has also gone
Same as his dick which isn’t very long
Fight money is already gone from the bank
Fancy scrounging out rooms just to wank
He only wants Flapz up the spout
So another golden child just to flout
A boring pair that do nothing together
He dresses like a tit in this cold weather
His wife face is just a bloody mess
Bit like her outing in that awful red dress
Full Monty is definitely in full pelt
Same as her face will eventually melt
Once FM ends and he has nothing to do
Maybe he will watch everyone doing the “Boo”
CBB is looming and he is hoping for the best
But all we get his him in a bleeping vest
Can’t be arsed to read about him no more
Arrogant as duck just show him the door
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Those first two lines would make a lovely thread title.
 
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