Jake Quickenden #86 Flapz Akimbo; he's a Dimbo, Maris is in Limbo.

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Joon said:
🐔That kid don't even know him...my sons would scream with excitement when my husband came through the door...
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My dad used to work away when I was a kid (a real job, not like this bellend) andon a Friday afternoon there was no calming me and my brothers down while we waited for him to come back, excitement levels off the chart.

Mind you, we knew what my dads face looked like, he didn’t only look at us through a phone! Maris has no clue who Fakey is.
 
Notices the other day when he was on jakes back he pointed the camera towards odd job and immediately he said cheese. That is the norm to odd job, phone in his face when that weird man with the veiny big head and big nose is about. He knows to perform for the camera. Jake is obsessed with social media, his whole life revolves around him wanting to be famous. He will still be like this when he is in his 60s. He's delusional the bleeping creepy bastard
 
VC10 said:
When is the fight?

Apart from Flapz & him , that is 😃😃😆
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Saturday 4th Nov @VC10
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Joon said:
🐔That kid don't even know him...my sons would scream with excitement when my husband came through the door...
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He ignores him, and I bleeping love it🤣🤣🤣🤣 he looks like Flaps too, he will hate that lol😆😆😆

When my husband had been away when my daughter was that age, she was beside herself waiting for him to come back, she'd run out the door when his car came in the drive shouting Daddy Daddy Daddy🥰

Poor little niknak literally gets the phone in his face as soon as he is awake when Fakey is there, and that is so sad to see, the quote someone shared earlier about looking at your child when you speak, Fakey you should absolutely do this you moron🤬🤬🤬
 
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Joon said:
🐔 🙄 What the duck is that haircut and why wasn't it filmed.....probably did it whilst Maris had a nap...
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Or had his hands and mind occupied with 5 choc chocs, 2 ice creams, 3 packets of crisps and 11 lollies.
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mollyann said:
Zelda looking rough🤣🤣🤣My god does that house just age people overnight 🤣🤣View attachment 2534535 q
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Forever sitting with a make up bag and a mirror in front of her. It’s a constant stream of make up applications and she still looks like Penfold.
 
Shesaidwhat? said:
No Halloween party invite this year for the Begenden’s then I’m guessing?
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He can’t he’s got work, did you not know he’s got a job😂😂😂

Anyone else find it weird that she went to see the FM yet hasn’t said a word about it, no ho see it, no praise for Jake or the cast 🧐🧐🧐🧐 she chats shite on the daily but couldn’t find time for that, guess as it doesn’t have an add or add link to it
 
OnlyJustSaying said:
Fakey defo gave him a blowie after this photo was taken😀.
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69 job ...
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StrictlyNoFakey said:
Massive well done to whoever smacked him in the beak!!
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Didn't hit him hard enough. Should have used a bleeping spade ....
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CrazyBaldhead said:
What's with all the brown patches on his face? Christ, Zelda looks utterly rough! 🤣

My Gaydar has blown up on that last photo! 💯
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Probably blew each other afterwards.....
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Redtea2 said:
Visiting her dad for money again 🤣
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I bet he tried to tap Zelda for a loan, and she blew him off, that's why they're all pissed off and she's gone to daddy for another loan....
 
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Sorry forgot to post this bloody state yesterday! Wtf does she look like! 😳
 

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mollyann said:
His latest post reads Paul is donating his entire purse to a Liverpool charity.Tit head is donating some of his purse 😡Be interesting to see just how much as I’m sure Paul will show his donation amount👍
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They'll have to drag the donation out of fakeys clammy little hands, while he's screaming blue murder...
Vile tight arsed bleep
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gagzi said:
Sorry forgot to post this bloody state yesterday! Wtf does she look like! 😳
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Found her twin brother....
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We will know as I’m sure Paul’s charity will thank him.He’s only saying he’s giving any as was caught out that day on tv.Sharing Leo’s stupid haircut again🙄And flaps away and of course he was first to comment on her post.Lets see if Zelda even mentions her week away as Wtaf did she go for?
 
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