Jake Quickenden #85 What's that Spud, John has fallen in the well?!

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CrazyBaldhead said:
A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy. 😘

We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, 🤡 and he even went training on Saturday (even though he said he never), but we, as always, have the receipts. 👍

Flapz showed Freddie in a story answering the Fakeys' questions but that still doesn't prove he's living at home, we had a cardboard cut-out tour around York, where he is all week and we had a clip of him writing in his new journal "Diary of a Chicken Nugget Head - Aged 35yrs" and also wearing an oxygen mask.

Flapz is now getting excited about her new kitchen island but we wish they'd both live on a desert island!


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Carry on Fakeys! 💗

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Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022: Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/ Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present...
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Hang on Hang on …..

What’s the craic with him & his gratitude journal ?
Is this real 😂😂😂.

duck OFF, PANTO BOY has a gratitude journal.
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mollyann said:
He’s such a pathetic creep.Never known anyone so desperate and up his own arse.Eats alone spends every night alone 👍Yeah really winning at life you fake twit.View attachment 2516826 q
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he acts like a 21 year female wannabe influencer from 5 years ago ….
 
Dopey’s burnt breakfast, Fakes breakfast, he competes with Lord Farquhar. He mentions says he needs to drop shed loads of weight, judging by his appearance his upper jaw is so visible he looks that that will break at the first punch! Last picture says it all, he’s got new clothes and has filtered the absolute duck out of his pouting face.
 

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Turtledove58 said:
Dopey’s burnt breakfast, Fakes breakfast, he competes with Lord Farquhar. He mentions says he needs to drop shed loads of weight, judging by his appearance his upper jaw is so visible he looks that that will break at the first punch! Last picture says it all, he’s got new clothes and has filtered the absolute duck out of his pouting face.
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He thinks he's gorgeous but still needs a filter on every single picture if my man or any of his mates were sat there pouting and taking pics of themselves they would get ripped to bits. He's like a bleeping girl. It's just strange behaviour, a grown married man sitting pouting and living from validation of strangers . He's a weirdo
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Words honestly fail. What a totally desperate, grifting woman. 🤬 I really do hope that Freddie is away from them for good. I feel sorry for NikNak.

The kids are off achool this week. She's only showing NikNak. Where's Freddie Flapz? Did you lose your son Flapz because you're an unfit mother who gets violent whilst drunk? Your husband is clearly gay/bi.

Maybe the neighbours called the Police? Something definitely went on that day because that was the most NikNak has ever talked. "Mummy hit daddy", "Fighting", "Mummy drank all daddy's" drink....... 🤔

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Has Freddie moved out I take it
how is she not embarrassed scummy mummy she is . I couldn’t live with myself if my child moved out and I certainly wouldn’t keep posting my youngest . Nasty witch
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mollyann said:
£50 for that piece of tit🤣 .God she’s just so greedy especially seeing she gets gifted so much stuff😡
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What she meant was time to make some cash because I’m a lazy cow who won’t work and I’m exonerate as I’m behind on mortgage payments 😂😂 why not be truthful daft cow
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mollyann said:
£50 for that piece of tit🤣 .God she’s just so greedy especially seeing she gets gifted so much stuff😡
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Ain’t nobody paying £59 for a clearly rusted over used trolley 😂
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Can5 cope with her “ never worn “ whilst standing wearing it ….. thick bleep 😂🤡
 

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Weapons grade filters on that creature but still looks utterly repulsive. Is that a new syrup as well?

I really don't know what he sees in the mirror. He makes my skin crawl. 🤢

That last line of that stupid quote should read "I'm revolting". 🤢

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Great mind Joon. Great minds! 😘
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Don't think it's a new syrup, just looks like it's had its weekly wash and blow dry .....
Bet he's wanked himself senseless after letching at his own photos..🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Inchhighprivateeye said:
Desperate times flaps 😂
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Oy, boulders, I've just made £120 on my vinted,, and guess what. Our local dogs home just got £120 of much needed kibble and blankets off their wish list on Amazon...
But then again, I'm not a bleeping poverty stricken grifter like you. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
 
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