Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

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I can kind of understand if he was like davina presenting his own show or even like rylan but he’s literally doing 60 seconds on loose women for a comp that Kate lawler is lead role for 😂😂😂
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The comp itself is not even for loose women it’s all of ITV . Kate lawler has been live on this morning for the last couple of days talking about it and is currently in Lake District doing more comp for itv win .
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So Kate lawler has had loads of ITV win work she’s been Disney cruise and Greece. She’s been all over the uk doing comps .
jake wanted to become the face of ITV comps but it lasted two seconds . In three days Kate has gone from Lake District to Scotland for this morning .

this morning did a post about her today . He will be fuming 😂😂😂
Jake will never be the main lead on anything he just gets scraps nobody wants . He’s easy to sue because he will do anything last minute and that nobody wants to do .
 

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Seriously, what a tit existence Squidward has. Going into M&S and taking a photograph of a bag and then doing an aff link. I bet she was out shoplifting. Pity the security guard didn't chuck her out.

Another lot of skin care. Nothing will work on Krueger now - she's beyond saving! Just like her 'husband' Worzel Gummidge. They both look fucked!

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The only reason he keeps popping up for two seconds onLoose Women and is joining the live tour is because he thinks it will get him on the Loose Men panel and it won’t his presenting style is about 40 years out of date trying to flirt and have banter with the ladies giving it all the can I get a woo crap just shouts Barrymore or Forsyth in the 80s as for the panel I’ve watched old clips of him and he is quite flippant even cold about the deaths of his dad and brother it was only when it started bringing him attention he started trying to use it for his own gain and if you listen to him now he says the same old thing and never has anything useful to add that might help someone going through grief if he genuinely struggled he would have sought help and advice and would be able to pass that on but he uses it purely to try and stay relevant and most people can see right through it
 
Jesus she is skint 😂😂
half the tit she posted should go to charity shop …. State of them shoes and she wants £10 has cheek to say everything’s worn once 😂😂
 

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Turtledove58 said:
🤭🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she’s joking right? Did she shag him last night to warrant this ludicrous comment!
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Bet she pegged him...🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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VC10 said:
It must be difficult in any position , as we've all seen the photo of his stiffie ...... slipping out, etc .. it is like a little springy doorstop


Mr. VC10s is bigger than that, on the soft 😃😆😆💀
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You'd have more fun sitting on ya finger......
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Anyone else think flappy is selling up to get a deposit for a flat?
 
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He’ll be feeling pleased with himself today. Chris went and saw him perform and then allowed him to take a photo with him. He had a fleeting appearance on LW and to top the day off, LW and ITV win have finally put him on their insta stories. No grid post like everyone else but still he’ll think he’s made it being on their stories. Now just wait for him to share it on his 🙄😂
Can only find one tweet about his appearance. That’s how relevant he truly is 😉
 

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Turtledove58 said:
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 so all in all he’s done a max of 4.5 hours work today? He just cannot help himself but film himself and his self importance.
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‘Presented’ 😂😂😂 he’s getting as obsessed with that word as he is the word ‘work’ 🙄 He really wants some sort of medal for actually working for a living.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Seriously, I have never known a 35yr old to act like this in my life.

Zelda definitely should have swallowed that night. Honestly, what an embarrassing creature he is. 💯

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‘Zelda definitely should have swallowed that night’ ⚰️⚰️⚰️😂😂😂
 
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