Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

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He’ll be moaning about being tired again today with 2 shows to do 😂 Then come tomorrow, he’ll be as happy as a pig in tit for his LW tour appearance and his LW TV appearance on Monday. Plus he can get some spud content from his fleeting visit home on Sunday morning. Get ready for loads more stories of him blowing smoke up his own arse over the weekend 🙄
 
He’s so giddy thinking he’s popular and in demand🙄I reckon flaps already pissed of being a lone parent while he’s away loving life.Resentment setting in that her and the boys are just after thoughts.
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He’s so giddy thinking he’s popular and in demand🙄I reckon flaps already pissed of being a lone parent while he’s away loving life.Resentment setting in that her and the boys are just after thoughts.
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How many times does he need to tell everyone he’s been doing Loose Women this week 😴 He’s been doing ‘loads’ of presenting which he’s sooooo grateful for 🙄 Someone like Dermot does more presenting in a day than Fakey does in a year. Honestly the bloke is so deluded.
 
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How creepy are these pictures🤮🤮Honestly he makes my skin crawl.Who comes on and tells strangers what he’s doing next week🙄🙄View attachment 2467123 qView attachment 2467124 q
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He’s disgusting 🤢 We knew he’d be unbearable if he got any TV ‘work’ (if you can call not even 10 mins a week work 🙄) The thing is he has to tell everyone cos it’s such a novelty to him. We all know he’s basically done duck all this year work wise because he shares literally anything he does and he’s proved that again this week with the OTT stories about appearing on a program, that should have be cancelled years ago.
 
12 comments 736 likes in over 15 hours. I think somebody needs to seriously re evaluate their life and ‘job’ choices 🙄 She’s definitely not going to be getting work as a foot model anytime soon. Well unless it’s on a fetish site where people like women with monster feet 🤷🏻‍♀️

Edited. duck me. This has got to be her cringiest TikTok yet 🤯🤮
 

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mollyann said:
He’s so giddy thinking he’s popular and in demand🙄I reckon flaps already pissed of being a lone parent while he’s away loving life.Resentment setting in that her and the boys are just after thoughts.
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He's thinking "I've made it!! Strictly soon!!!"
Sad bleep. A grand total of 5 mins on a shite programme nobody watches, and suddenly he's rylan.
Give it up , you're about 10 yrs out of date
 
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Prick would order these and film himself walking round Colchester trying to get a reaction.
And as for that husband reel....she's clearly talking about watching someone else's husband being a perfect dad because Jake's parenting consists of him shouting through a phone screen at the potato whilst eyefucking himself, and the twinge? Nah she ain't getting the twinge for that sweaty brainless cretin, they don't even sleep on the same floor in their house when he can be bothered to be at Chez Quickenden
 
Wearing another grandad vest without a top underneath it 🤢 can you imagine the stench of BO that would cling to wool? He wears things to death without washing, we know he sweats like a pig at a buffet, we know he has hairy oxters cos he’s always scratching at them, he’s a shower dodger.
Also, the height of his wig, it’ll need its own postcode soon if it goes any higher.
 
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