Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

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Vanilla Ice said:
His trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so bleeping predictable
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Oh god yes. He's so bleeping predictable. Anything for attention. I don't think Zelda breast fed him as a baby, that's the problem. He reminds me of a budgie my nan had, would sit all day staring at its reflection in its mirror, amusing itself... should call him Joey...
 
Redtea2 said:
He will be fuming over the actual full monty in TV .
hes ipnot even in west end theatre 😂😂🤡
nobody is interested in this show lets Face it absolutely no eye candy I’d say Danny is the better looking out the lot !,

do We think he’s been told after the first few days to stop filming staff and posting it to Instagram ?. Funny how silent he’s gone
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Check Jake at the back nobody including him bet they think he’s a bleep
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I bet he made a fuss about being stuck in the back. They wouldn’t do that to the star of the show😂😂.
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Vanilla Ice said:
His trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so bleeping predictable
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Exactly and yet where did it get him. Nowhere!
 
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ShowMeThe Money said:
Another great thread title, they just keep rolling in😂 Excellent intro as always Crazy.

Notice how he kept referring to 'my' wedding anniversary, no our or we to be heard. It really is always all about him. And when he said "It's only been a year..." every anniversary is special but the first year to me is extra special and should be marked as such.

He must be soooo missing those lazy carefree days all to himself, when all he had to worry about was what time to fit those 2 daily gym sessions in. He must hate his life right now putting in a normal day's work like everyone else.

No words for that manky, scummy lice bath. Filthy, unchanged water with him steaming in it like a freshly baked turd. Spouting meaningless shite which is only ever relevant to his own inexcusable life. How those Tena fannies come out with tripe like 'I needed to hear this' aarrgggh makes me want to throw my phone to the back of the dog kennel.
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Omg, killed me off has freshly baked turd ffs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
 
Flapz looks absolutely thrilled to be home. I bet that place is like a shithole.


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trine said:
Someone mentioned he’s already done the Real Full Monty on tv so did a search to see how much he flooded the entire event with his stories of grief, came across this article 🙄
Oh what a surprise that he just happened to be that one to drop his trousers by accident.View attachment 2399402 qView attachment 2399403 qView attachment 2399404 qView attachment 2399405 q
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"Jake Quickenden, 32....." in his bleeping dreams!

Cant stand listening to Flapz, she talks like him and uses "f" or "v" instead of "th". 😡 It really is one of my pet hates as they're both more than capable of saying "they, the, them" etc, but they're lazy so say things like "I was finking about that the uvver day." So sloppy. Aaarrrgghhhh!!!
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ThortheDog2022 said:
View attachment 2399935 qSurprised he didn’t record a video, but he’s getting the engagement he so desperately craves with this grid post. Mr Predictable!
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He couldn't put the video out because Maris probably ran past him and went straight for the fridge 🤣🤣
 
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