Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

[DeniseRoyle]

The blazer is giving Bring It On vibes

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Meanwhile, Flappy is selling her household crap over on Facebook marketplace
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£95 for a fucked dressing table is she having a laugh?

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Somewhere, high in that Hobbit loft, lie the creepy matching trousers complete with macho useless chain ready for his next big 'outing.'

 

[Joon]

I'm a lady and he’s a bleep.....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

That’s definitely for the NTAs if she’s been invited again this year and he’s going as her plus one.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

NTA’s - Jake Quickenden trying to get noticed for all the wrong reasons bleeping idiot!

 

[Redtea2]

Flappys whacked out the credit card for a take away, I KNEW he had none the last two weeks or we would of seen it. He makes me laugh with the skint they are, how small are those pizzas, kids size? lol

Can’t even afford to take them all for a fancy meal

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

That’s definitely for the NTAs if she’s been invited again this year and he’s going as her plus one.

Back in the nosebleed seats. I wonder if Polly has gotten her clipboard autograph hunters picked out yet?

 

[trine]

twit!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He actually looks pretty chuffed with himself in his blazer & knickers

He still managed to photoshop his face because that’s not the haggard face we saw the week he appeared on Lorraine’s show.

 

[JazzFan]

Maris is gonna be going to school still drinking from a bot bot they are such lazy parents

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s going to do a ton of stories today to make up for not being able to in the week That’s if he’s not too tired the poor love from working more than a day this week

 

[Nixxs]

Maris is gonna be going to school still drinking from a bot bot they are such lazy parents

And in nappies

 

[Joon]

Yep needs to sort his kids hair out...stopped short of saying it needs cutting ......✂.....prick.

 

[Turtledove58]

Jake and dentures are in his Petrie dish, otherwise known as the ice tublet!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Jake and dentures are in his Petrie dish, otherwise known as the ice tublet!

As he’s obviously off today maybe he’ll finally clean his ‘ice’ tub out how many filters is he using on his face this morning

 

[Heneghs]

Jake and dentures are in his Petrie dish, otherwise known as the ice tublet!

He looks like a bag of shite, and that’s with filters added
All this mma training is withering him like a pissed on dandelion

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

He looks like a bag of shite, and that’s with filters added
All this mma training is withering him like a pissed on dandelion

Quote of the day for sure! I’d go so far as to say it looks like he’s pissed in that tub!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Those pizzas look crap.

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As for that jacket....

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You would think he would go for something more couture. I guess he has no choice as he’s skint. If he wears this monstrosity, he will sweat like the pig he is.

 

[Robin71]

Morning all! Firstly what the hell was that jacket? Nothing says skint like half a suit from the Boohoo man sale bought a couple of bits from there once never again the quality is really poor secondly why does that scruff at nearly 3 need to get up and have a bottle of milk? Make him porridge with milk and add some fruit much better than a bottle and toast thick with jam plus over sweetened cereal thirdly he had his white knickers on last night with his tit jacket he still had them on this morning in his tub of piss so I assume that’s all day yesterday last night and still on this morning when does this man shower?