Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
So they were gifted a playhouse and according to her a inflatable water slide. In total the two came to over £800 but she can’t gift a swing to a family that may need it and is charging £10 for it instead 🤯 and it needs a clean 🤢 I’m actually embarrassed for her . She constantly shows off and tags her ‘designer’ clothes/bags/shoes but can’t give a kids swing away for free and is selling a dressing table set that’s not even in good condition. If that doesn’t scream skint, I don’t know what does and she wants us to believe she has spent nearly ten grand just on one Chanel handbag and one pair of Chanel sandals 😂😂😂
 
Last edited:
IMG_0549.jpeg
So does your manky husband, love 😷
 
VC10 said:
Looks nothing like him . At all .

But he's not Eyals , anyway 😆😆😆😆😆😆
---
It was funny , watching the clip on Celebs go Dating where Eyal pied ol Flapz 😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀


Let us enjoy it once more 😃😃


Click to expand...

I never watched the programme when it was on TV although I have watched this clip a fair few times now 🤣🤣. Why does she have to bleeping SHOUT all the way through it tho? And bleeping hell - talk about desperate 🤣🤣🤣
 
Eurghh Fakey is just🤢🤢🤢🤢 off to play dress up as baby dino 🦖🦖🦖🦖 by the looks of it today. Ooft 6 days of work this week😳😳😳 bet it's killing the lazy bastard🤣🤣🤣 has he mentioned he's grateful recently🤭🤭🤭 enjoying how quiet he is on Instagram compared to usual😁😁😁
As for Flaps, flogging her tat on Facebook🤢🤢🤢 at least clean the swing first lazy arse, desperate for cash is she🤣🤣🤣 should have married someone who could provide.
Her skin still looks shite aswell🤪🤪🤪
---
 
For sale: £600 Ice Bath in reasonably good condition, icer element never worked but thermo turns up nice & warm. Blue lining fairly ok, some skid marks & stains. Some blockage in filter possibly a pair of pants, long sharp stick will remove. Buyer collects & needs to empty it out before removal, bring a sieve. Free motivational manual thrown in to spout shite while steaming in there.
Colchester
 
I wouldnt dare sell that kids swing for a tenner, I would just put on Facebook for free!!! I would be to embarrassed to even accept someone's money for it if I was them.

Wondering when jake will relise he doesnt have a ice bath. Hes just sat in a tub of cold water in his garden!!!
---
ShowMeThe Money said:
For sale: £600 Ice Bath in reasonably good condition, icer element never worked but thermo turns up nice & warm. Blue lining fairly ok, some skid marks & stains. Some blockage in filter possibly a pair of pants, long sharp stick will remove. Buyer collects & needs to empty it out before removal, bring a sieve. Free motivational manual thrown in to spout shite while steaming in there.
Colchester
Click to expand...
Hahahaha this had me creased, free motivational manual 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
---
I feel like messaging her saying I will paypal you a tenner to clean it and drop it at a charity shop!!!!!!!
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top