Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

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Get ready for him to tell everyone on his stories, that after all his begging, his reel with Zelda has finally made 1 million views 🙄 Wonder how many of them were him and her leaving it on repeat play 😂
Let’s see what huge job offer they get from it because he’s obviously that bleeping deluded he thinks that’s what’s going to happen. He’ll be driving to Scunthorpe on his first day off to do other one now 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Now having to prove he’s socialising with some of the cast 😂. Don’t notice any of them taking photos for Instagram. I’m surprised he’s not tagged them in individually 🙄
See he’s wearing his knitted vest again. Wonder if he’s paired it with the pink trousers again or his normal beige ones 🤮 Talking of pink trousers, NTAs in about 3 weeks. Do we reckon he’ll be Flappys plus one again and if so wonder what attention seeking outfit is he’s going to wear this time 🤢
 

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plattyjoobs said:
It’s really not right having Freddie in his school uniform on an advert for a national company, someone who really wanted to could probably identify his school from the colours.
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I tested your theory.

You only have to type "school uniforms (insert local area)" into google and click images and it takes 2 seconds to spot his school tie.
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Don’t tell me he will be talking about mental health the loss of his dad and brother how having spud made him a better man and some really unfunny stories from The Full Monty as for this morning I bet a little bit of wee came out when his cast ‘mates’ let him take that group photo he now thinks he has fwends
 
Joon said:
🐔Who the duck would want to go and see him on Loose Women ? 😩 Hate all of those silly cows, will do anything to be seen on tv, hold on a moment that's him as well 😆 🤣 😂..
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I honestly don’t know how that program keeps going and why the duck anyone would want to waste time and money going to see them on an actual tour 🤯 Tickets cost upwards of £32 where he’s appearing 🙄 If his aspiration is to be a regular on LW, that shows just how desperate he is. Certain gigs he does I believe he does them, thinking they’ll lead him to higher profile TV work. LW - hoping for a panel place on Loose Men and MS at Butlins - hoping for a place on the actual TV show 😂😂😂
 
Ahh thanks bro I needed to hear thar today. I've been working solidly all my adult life, nose to the grindstone, providing for my family, paying for their holidays, university etc and I didn't realise that ALL you need to do is keep going, keep working hard, taking wrong turns are OK cos I'll end up where I want to be. So needed that today man. If only I'd heard you say that at the start of my adult life - BUT somehow I've ended up mortgage & debt free, I pay for everything, I have a loving partner, children who love & like me, good friends, well paid job. Just like you Jakey mate.

That rank scummy lice bath was steaming like billy-o this morning. Clouds of it gently drifting up past his Eastenders Beppe's beard.
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Robin71 said:
Not the clearest picture but look at the expression on him this was yesterday morning at rehearsals everyone was down the other end of the table introducing themselves shaking hands he was stood at the corner of the table alone looking awkward and miserable so ignore all his bs about feeling good, grateful for work blah blah blah he’s hated and he knows it
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He's walked in there yesterday like Billy big balls, Mr"I've got a million bots on Instagram", and I've been on x factor... thinking they'd all be over him like a rash
Unfortunately for twit face, they're not bits of kids, and professional actors who don't give a toss.
ChloBo_81 said:
He's got to have written that. It's complete bollocks and quite simply untrue!
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If he's so successful, why is he scratching a living as a bleeping mosquito and the world's most tunes less Dino.....
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ShowMeThe Money said:
Ahh thanks bro I needed to hear thar today. I've been working solidly all my adult life, nose to the grindstone, providing for my family, paying for their holidays, university etc and I didn't realise that ALL you need to do is keep going, keep working hard, taking wrong turns are OK cos I'll end up where I want to be. So needed that today man. If only I'd heard you say that at the start of my adult life - BUT somehow I've ended up mortgage & debt free, I pay for everything, I have a loving partner, children who love & like me, good friends, well paid job. Just like you Jakey mate.

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I think he's trying to convince himself and us that despite being the bottom feeding suction eel that he is, and all the ball's ups he's done, he WILL BE FAMOUS ONE DAY...
 
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ShowMeThe Money said:
Ahh thanks bro I needed to hear thar today. I've been working solidly all my adult life, nose to the grindstone, providing for my family, paying for their holidays, university etc and I didn't realise that ALL you need to do is keep going, keep working hard, taking wrong turns are OK cos I'll end up where I want to be. So needed that today man. If only I'd heard you say that at the start of my adult life - BUT somehow I've ended up mortgage & debt free, I pay for everything, I have a loving partner, children who love & like me, good friends, well paid job. Just like you Jakey mate.

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bleeping roaring!!

Eastenders Beppe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
 
ShowMeThe Money said:
Ahh thanks bro I needed to hear thar today. I've been working solidly all my adult life, nose to the grindstone, providing for my family, paying for their holidays, university etc and I didn't realise that ALL you need to do is keep going, keep working hard, taking wrong turns are OK cos I'll end up where I want to be. So needed that today man. If only I'd heard you say that at the start of my adult life - BUT somehow I've ended up mortgage & debt free, I pay for everything, I have a loving partner, children who love & like me, good friends, well paid job. Just like you Jakey mate.

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Crying 😂😂

bleeping Beppe Di Ickenden 😂
 
plattyjoobs said:
See to me that says that he doesn’t actually know how to get home as he always makes Flaps drive.
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Yes that's right. I remember Flapz saying that he puts the sat nav on every single time he goes out, even to go to Tesco. Brain dead twit doesn't even know where that is and he's lived there for years now!
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How is he coping having to wear a top all the time?!!
 
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