Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

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In the 2 weeks Flaps has been away, he’s been to the gym, Sat in scummy water, visited his mum and worked at reading a script and dressing up as a dino.

Jesus Christ that’s embarrassing 😬
Since the schools broke up, my youngest has been playing Minecraft or Animal Crossing or whatever for approximately oooh every single bleeping waking minute and still achieved more than this wrinkly testicle ice bucket man in those two weeks.
 
Just waiting now for been another busy day at WORK did you hear that everyone WORK even though I wasn’t in til this afternoon really tired but went gym anyway getting it in getting it done because I am a bloody hero mind you I will be in bed at 9.30pm because I am so fit and healthy and feeling good! Bet they told him to go in later today just to do his bit spend as little time with him as possible they must hate him no talent can’t act can’t even read properly god knows how he got the part they must be dreading him getting his kit off aswell the stench of him
 
He’s doing himself no favours at all. I know I look for anything negative with him 😂 but I genuinely watch him and think it’s obvious he doesn’t want to be doing it. If I see it, I’m pretty sure others do. When he’s saying for the umpteenth time how happy and grateful he is, it’s so forced and that just proves he is a crap actor and definitely shouldn’t be taking on an acting role 😂 He wants to be on TV because he craves the fame that can come with it, but only as a presenter or a reality show contestant. A presenter because they get top billing and the camera is focused on them a lot of the time and a reality contestant because he likes the competition and is desperate to go down in history as being on any reality show out there. As I’ve already said, if a regular TV part was to materialise (it won’t), he’d been off like a shot. Like you said, he thinks this role is beneath him. Funny that’s beneath him when he’s done panto the last two years, ridden a bike round Liverpool to hand out sandwiches, dressed up as a mosquito for an ad and the cherry on the cake, toured Butlins as a singing dinosaur on and off this year 😂
You are spot on- and the bollocks that he spouted this morning on his story: "You never know what's going to happen in the future...." just confirms that!

Quite how he thinks that role is beneath him with all the "jobs" you've mentioned is beyond me! He's a professional RaRa for Christ's sake! 🦖
 
She looks so dopy!
 

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Fred looks happy and relaxed and so does Sophie.

She’s ruined herself staying with him. I bet he’s so mad that they are having a family holiday. It really is annoying how he goes on about missing them so much. Will be interesting to see how much quality time he spends with them when they are back. My guess is 0.

Also, these new intros to his stories with these swear words in are something a 15 year old say. How can he not see how unfunny he is?
 
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