Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

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Tour is on until April at the moment. Shows per week vary as sometimes 5 day weeks and others are 6 day weeks. Sometimes there are two shows a day and others once a day. No way is he going to manage this for up to 8 months. Not a chance.
It couldn’t happen to a nicer person. He will struggle and I am here to see it!
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I’m surprised he’s not booked a travel lodge at least outside of London. He’s gonna hate this commute…but will still say he’s grateful whilst complaining in his head😬🍿😬🍿
Poor guy can’t even afford to stay local to the venue each week. That commute. Omgggg. I feel for him😂😂. Maybe we should start a GFM for him. in any case, he will need it very soon to clear his debts.
 
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Why is he always looking around when he leaves the gym.Hoping to find a new friend 🤣to replace his invisible one 🤣Another vest he really is so creepy🤢Take it from us you fake twit no one gives a flying duck who watched you and your weird arse mum.Never going to get on tv as real stars like Rylan and his lovely mum are worth a million of you dick head.He really is a little man with a serious addiction to himself.
 
Is his gym going obsessive? I’m about as active as a plank of wood 😂 but he seems to go so much and all the running???? Like I said I have no idea what’s normal for training and what’s ott
I think so but I think he’s the type of person that gets obsessed with things very easily. Look at his obsession with Instagram. Example the whole road to one million. He begged, got other z listers to beg for him, did giveaways, finally bought thousands of followers just to get to his sought after target. He gets good engagement on a certain type of post so then rinses the life out of it eg his & Zeldas latest reel. He constantly shares the same thing over and over again on his stories (again eg Zelda reel) He frequently follows brands because he sees other zlisters advertise them. It’s not normal behaviour for anyone but for a 35 year old with kids it’s actually concerning. Then look at his obsession with Tattle 😂
 
All I can see is someone’s face on her arse I bet fakey will be saying it’s either a picture of his dad or brother watching over his family whilst they are away having a really good fun holiday without him
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Howling at this comment, nearly choked on a Smartie 🤪

Her arse face reminds me of a McCain potato Smile 😃
 

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I knew it! He is so predictable acting like he is an actual hero because he went to the gym after ‘work’ how many people work all day every day and then train either on the way home or later in the evening? Absolute head
I honestly think he's a bit slow. He still has the brain and mentality of a child. I'm not taking the piss as I know people who have disabilities etc, he just comes across as really childish and thick as duck and really arrogant , like what's he got to be arrogant about, he is an absolute nobody. His peformance in the new shitshow will be absolutely terrible and I'm here for it...... The whole cast will be laughing at him behind his back
 
Oh my christ, the road to 1 million likes on his crappy reel showing his scrawny mum loop the looping over his wankng arm.

Again, love or hate Sam & Zara they do regularly get the engagement, likes, views, comments etc without having a little squirt of excitable wee in their pants.
 

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