Jake Quickenden #72 Muriel, Muriel, on the wall. Who is the thickest of them all?

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That child is not even registering.

Maybe he has autism? I had my son checked many years ago as he wasn't speaking and had trouble communicating. He just needed a lot of speech therapy.

That child needs help.

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That child is not even registering.

Maybe he has autism? I had my son checked many years ago as he wasn't speaking and had trouble communicating. He just needed a lot of speech therapy.

That child needs help.

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Perhaps the sob story is yet to come and he’ll milk whatever the issue is with poor Leo as he’s repeated his father/brother enough it’s time for something new
 
Perhaps the sob story is yet to come and he’ll milk whatever the issue is with poor Leo as he’s repeated his father/brother enough it’s time for something new
Trouble is he’d be so conflicted if there was a issue with Leo. On one hand he would never want to admit his son wasn’t anything other than what he deems ‘perfect’ but on the other hand, if there was a problem and there was a chance he could get TV work and publicity from it, an attention seeking narcisstic prick like him would definitely use it. As you say he’s been using his dad and brother for years and he happily used Leo to get on TV when he said his baby picture was getting trolled and has continued using that picture every since to get attention off of it.
 
Trouble is he’d be so conflicted if there was a issue with Leo. On one hand he would never want to admit his son wasn’t anything other than what he deems ‘perfect’ but on the other hand, if there was a problem and there was a chance he could get TV work and publicity from it, an attention seeking narcisstic prick like him would definitely use it. As you say he’s been using his dad and brother for years and he happily used Leo to get on TV when he said his baby picture was getting trolled and has continued using that picture every since to get attention off of it.
Absolutely spot on.

I know with the family member I mentioned, part of it would be not admitting anything to themselves. It's not an easy situation or easy news for any parent to hear, I am sure. I believe that the child would have benefited from a diagnosis, and being given techniques to deal with situations that would help them when they felt overwhelmed.

He 100% would milk a diagnosis for Leo, if he thought it would give him screen time and a few magazine articles talking about HIMSELF - what else - and how HE coped with everything. Ugh.
 
So magazines now OMFG 🤬 its just constantly the same old tit! you’d swear he was s single father the way he goes on in the Grazia artical,I don’t think he mentioned Flappy once… good god change the bleeping record 🤯He will turn into one of those parents that always claims there child is ill münchausen syndrome, suprised he hasn’t already (probably saving it) Polly getting desperate now using magazines, ITV may not want him anymore and he channel 4 on SPL his inappropriate comment when Leo was first born and as for BBC 😂😂😂😂 he is soooooo boring 😴😴😴😴😴 hurry the duck up Chazza and have this boyo number 2 so I will tit for brains here a miss for a while 😂
 
Do we think they’ve going to pretend they’ve been out on that boat and then done an impromptu photoshoot on it, like they did on the jet ski and kayak in the Maldives 😂
Only 35 mins until B&B womenswear launches. Who says she’s going to say it’s selling well or it’s all sold out? 🤭
 

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Do we think they’ve going to pretend they’ve been out on that boat and then done an impromptu photoshoot on it, like they did on the jet ski and kayak in the Maldives 😂
Only 35 mins until B&B womenswear launches. Who says she’s going to say it’s selling well or it’s all sold out? 🤭
She won’t mention it again as it’s not going to sell.. but she might pretend it is or we will we start seeing 20% off etc., 🙄😴😴😴😴
 
Do we think they’ve going to pretend they’ve been out on that boat and then done an impromptu photoshoot on it, like they did on the jet ski and kayak in the Maldives 😂
Only 35 mins until B&B womenswear launches. Who says she’s going to say it’s selling well or it’s all sold out? 🤭
I was only saying about the glass bottom boats yesterday. 😂😂 He could get on that one, go far out to sea, then drill a hole through it. Job done!!! 😂😂😂
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He's got a tongue like his mother!



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Another interview about being a dad. What’s he going to do once Fathers Day has been and gone 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m telling you if he’s trying to get some type of father of the year award, whoever runs it will be getting told a few home truths about his parenting skills 😡

‘…spending times away from our phones to completely decompress…’

That really did make me chuckle! 😂 He takes his phone out on these ‘long family walks’ & films them to put on his Insta stories. He’s such a compulsive liar!
 

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Does he actually think that hair looks realistic? It's like there's a sweeping brush propped against his head. 🤣

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I have noticed that a lot of times when he is near water he wets the syrup almost as if to prove it’s real. When he was on LW months back with Linda Robson in that ice bath, he wet his ‘hair’ first as soon as he got in😀.
 
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