Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

[Justdee]

Ooh another job he’s got lined up. More ‘presenting’ work for him on 22 June. How the duck does he get another health and beauty awards to host looking like that

My daughter in law won a pretty major award at that very ceremony a few years ago.and I am so relieved it's not this year if his there

 

[Philimena cunk]

Spot the difference

Everything about him just screams GOBSHITE....

 

[stargirl23]

So just went for my daily fakey stalk and this pops up. So think it means this sad bleep has paid for his blue tick

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Ooh another job he’s got lined up. More ‘presenting’ work for him on 22 June. How the duck does he get another health and beauty awards to host looking like that

It’s a very prestigious award ceremony, innit. I love that his super agent lines all the big jobs for him.
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Power Ranger…..

Check out how he hops about when he’s sparring. He has a terrible bounce action. Once you notice his awful feet, you won’t be able to unsee it.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Wondering if he went for the role of steph David's fella in corra n didn't get it

 

[Turtledove58]

Of course you are, what a delicate selfish little creature! Guessing there will 15 stories up by the end of the day citing MH week

 

[Cocobaby09]

Wow. So the massive podcast he’s on is Sophie from Geordie Shore. He really is hitting the big time now that is beyond embarrassing. A huge TV presenter like himself being interviewed by somebody who is basically known for getting pissed, naked and shagging on TV. No way is he getting paid for this. This is about appearing on her Instagram because she’s got twice as many followers as him and he’s hoping some will make it his way. And he’s got those bleeping beige trousers on again

Sophie is another desperado so they’ll get on well

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Sophie is another desperado so they’ll get on well

Yes not a fan of her myself. I reckon the fact she’s now on Towie, he’s hoping it will get shown on there
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Of course you are, what a delicate selfish little creature! Guessing there will 15 stories up by the end of the day citing MH week

But still has to seek attention and engagement on Instagram at 6am by telling everybody . He’s anxious because all his reels/posts are getting really low engagement and he’s steadily losing followers If he got a call to be on TV today, I’m sure his anxiety wouldn’t stop him doing it and watch how quickly his anxiety goes so he can still attend his ‘huge’ event in London tomorrow.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Meanwhile Sam Thompson is at Buckingham Palace or 'the big castle' as Fakey would call it.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

And another quote posted already on his actual grid this morning. So anxious but still thinks to share his reel again from yesterday because he’s so desperate for engagement on it. There lies the whole crux of his ‘anxiety’. His obsession with IG. Imagine using the mental health/anxiety card just because people aren’t as interested in your social media as you are

 

[Notredamn]

What’s he on about bare with him today and saying he’s having a quiet day…does he not realise he doesn’t have to announce his every thought and fart? He needs a phone detox

 

[cazellie]

So just went for my daily fakey stalk and this pops up. So think it means this sad bleep has paid for his blue tick

Oo now I’d noticed this on some accounts but not on others so yeah you could have a point as the ones that have this on clearly buy bots so it wouldn’t surprise me if they bought their blue tick. Next up Soapy Sue will have bought one…

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Quiet day. Already 4 stories and 1 grid post Conveniently his ‘anxiety’ this morning has given him the excuse to advertise his gummies and oil again even though they blatantly don’t work for the amount of time he bangs on about being anxious himself. What a bleeping head.

 

[MrsG03]

Every time he wears those glasses I cant unsee this.....

 

[youokhunfluencer]

What happened to his 10km every day bullshit? I don't know why I keep watching this fool.

 

[mollyann]

God listening to her moaning about Fred.Keep your kids of the internet try parenting without using him for ads.I honestly can’t believe how pathetic she sounds.Rather than film clothes reels daily go get a life stupid cow.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Does she really think going online, ordering loads of clothes (to then return) just to film and play dress up is work? She does realise all these instahuns she follows that do this, have more followers than her, are getting paid to do it and receive free clothes for their reels As for Freddie if he’s having ‘paddies’ and moaning a lot, unfortunately it sounds like he’s being influenced by Fakey. Desperate though when you ask a bunch of strangers for advice on how to parent just to up your insta engagement

 

[Joon]

What a sad bleep ....no words..

 

[Bestlife@60]

Fred prob doesn’t want to live with them!! They never do anything with him, they wait till he’s at school or he’s Dads. Why couldn’t he go in a bike ride with them all after school? Oh yes, because bleep face had hes second ballet class of the day

 

[Joon]

I wish I could turn off anxiety just like that....I must buy some gummies.......cock