Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

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I thought they’d moved upstairs so why has the bed been slept in in their old bedroom 😂Wardrobes are finally being fitted after 4 months, so she’ll be doing even more reels to show them off now 😴 and he’s sharing that bleeping crying video again and telling people if they want to share it they can 🙄 Why the duck would anyone want to share a grown man topless in a bath seeking attention by fake crying? Is there anything he won’t try to up his followers/engagement 😡
 

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So the wardrobes are being fitted and Flapz is filming that poor bloke. Christ, she sounds chavvy! I see she's already got the company name showing. A freebie or heavily discounted?

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Looking at their insta page, small company doing small jobs so highly doubt they would do it for free. Notice they do media walls though. Maybe they should ask him about one of those while he’s there 😂
 
Probably peace talks Jessica so they can dump Leo as been following a lot of hotels lately.That poor bloke fitting the wardrobes with her rubber lips gob shouting in the background.His 5 minute jobs on a Friday must have paid up🤣Can’t believe he said he had a gig in London and was sweaty joe talking tit to a load of women 🙄
 
Probably peace talks Jessica so they can dump Leo as been following a lot of hotels lately.That poor bloke fitting the wardrobes with her rubber lips gob shouting in the background.His 5 minute jobs on a Friday must have paid up🤣Can’t believe he said he had a gig in London and was sweaty joe talking tit to a load of women 🙄
I reckon a lot of the hotels he’s started following are because he’s hoping to get some freebies whilst he up and down the country on tour. I do agree they are going to Zeldas because they want something though. Maybe squeeze an adult only trip in before August? They need to go somewhere just so they can get some insta content 😂
 
I reckon a lot of the hotels he’s started following are because he’s hoping to get some freebies whilst he up and down the country on tour. I do agree they are going to Zeldas because they want something though. Maybe squeeze an adult only trip in before August? They need to go somewhere just so they can get some insta content 😂
They still don’t get it that their content is even tit when they go on holidays 😴 sunbathing, tattle digs. TikTok’s,early bird menu, bed, make up some attention seeking completely made up story, killer sharks, giant rats you know something like that 😵‍💫
 
They still don’t get it that their content is even tit when they go on holidays 😴 sunbathing, tattle digs. TikTok’s,early bird menu, bed, make up some attention seeking completely made up story, killer sharks, giant rats you know something like that 😵‍💫
It’s not just the fact their holiday content is tit, it’s also that’s there is so much of it. Proper celebs don’t post or if they do, they wait until they’re home and just do one grid post covering their whole holiday. I’m not sure I can even count as high as the amount of holiday posts the two of them done between them in the last 2 years 😉 I mean he shared the bleeping proposal in Rhodes about 10 times 😂 Neither of them understand the concept that a lot of the time, less is definitely more. I mean if I remember rightly on their honeymoon, one day, apart from the grid posts, he did about 50 stories 🤯 I mean that level of attention seeking is just not normal. It does give us all a laugh though 😂
 
I thought they’d moved upstairs so why has the bed been slept in in their old bedroom 😂Wardrobes are finally being fitted after 4 months, so she’ll be doing even more reels to show them off now 😴 and he’s sharing that bleeping crying video again and telling people if they want to share it they can 🙄 Why the duck would anyone want to share a grown man topless in a bath seeking attention by fake crying? Is there anything he won’t try to up his followers/engagement 😡
Because we all know they sleep separately and he's been banished to the borrowers attic..love how he trips himself up with his constant lies trying to prove they're a loving family. Bet he's had to bribe Flapz to go to Zelda's this weekend..not with his little chipolata though! 🤢
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What in the name of God is this? Absolutely pathetic! 🙄

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He has to run or she'll be rocking in the corner, having a massive breakdown..necking his gummies because she can't cope with all the deliveries she has to get in. Stupid cow!
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Because we all know they sleep separately and he's been banished to the borrowers attic..love how he trips himself up with his constant lies trying to prove they're a loving family. Bet he's had to bribe Flapz to go to Zelda's this weekend..not with his little chipolata though! 🤢
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He has to run or she'll be rocking in the corner, having a massive breakdown..necking his gummies because she can't cope with all the deliveries she has to get in. Stupid cow!
Although I doubt he's really ever run anywhere for anyone as all he cares about is himself! 😆
 
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Filming yourself CRYING on the WEEK OF MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS.

PANTO boy 👋
You really are a needy bleeping bleep, but also FAKE. No person with real mental health issues is putting selfie videos of themselves CRYING on Q with a piano background music - because a person with REAL ISSUES isn’t wanting to share that moment.

This is why he’ll be shovelling tit in a few years because his cringe inducing moments of desperation to be “Famous” are dwindling fast - the fact he does 10 stories about him having a “job” which in reality is 5 mins (less actually maybe 60-120 seconds) to shoot a promo because you are cheap, that it’s - CHEAP, possibly for nothing. Mental Health doesn’t look likes if you’re thing, so you’ll be bringing out the “passing around of your dad & brother” or bring back the Leo baby picture. That’s ALL YOU HAVE …. You have to sadfish to get any engagement. You are basically a FACEBOOK HUN.

Now it’s off to Jaundices for a weekend to record reels (you’ll be research all TikTok to see what’s the current trends, but it’s you PANTO BOY - always behind the curve)

Morning All ❤️
 
So the wardrobes are being fitted and Flapz is filming that poor bloke. Christ, she sounds chavvy! I see she's already got the company name showing. A freebie or heavily discounted?

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That bloke sounded totally pissed off and unimpressed with her inane chatter 😬
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I thought they’d moved upstairs so why has the bed been slept in in their old bedroom 😂Wardrobes are finally being fitted after 4 months, so she’ll be doing even more reels to show them off now 😴 and he’s sharing that bleeping crying video again and telling people if they want to share it they can 🙄 Why the duck would anyone want to share a grown man topless in a bath seeking attention by fake crying? Is there anything he won’t try to up his followers/engagement 😡
Just about the cry with pent up emotion. Hang on let me set up the phone to record this moving event and squeeze some fake tears out boo hoo 😭
 
I’m assuming that the wardrobes aren’t for the both of them? I thought they had too many clothes according to him. Not anymore if they can fit them all in there 🙄 Where is she going to put all the clothes from her ‘fashion’ reels? Oh that’s right they’re already been returned to the shop 😉
 

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Flappy will be driving so he can still be on his socials. Oh and cos he’s a lazy chauvinist bleep who thinks she should chauffeur him around 👍🏻
Or always 1/2 - cut
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I thought they’d moved upstairs so why has the bed been slept in in their old bedroom 😂Wardrobes are finally being fitted after 4 months, so she’ll be doing even more reels to show them off now 😴 and he’s sharing that bleeping crying video again and telling people if they want to share it they can 🙄 Why the duck would anyone want to share a grown man topless in a bath seeking attention by fake crying? Is there anything he won’t try to up his followers/engagement 😡
It's all a bit sad , isn't it?
 
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