Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

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Jessica_Rabbit said:
WTAF , since when did Leo have colic??? Ive never heard neither of them mention this😤 I could write the book on colic/acid reflux with babies and toddlers, he better not start making that up because that is horrendous on the baby/child and especially the caregiver mainly the mother who then gets PND due to this , then general depression! I shouldn’t be educating the fool actually, that prick would not handle one day and night in the life of being a parent to a colic baby! (I noticed the new term being referred to as “acid reflux” 🙄 about 15 years ago they slipped in that new term!!! it’s still colic) Wankers🤯
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OMG @Jessica rabbit, acid reflux is Colic? Here's me thinking it was chucking up milk. Brings me back to when my 34yo had it and the knees going up with the pain. I used to be in bits cos I suffered from it myself, and by God the pain is unbearable. Couldn't even move my little finger whilst lying flat trying not to move. Learnt to just keep him on his belly (whilst screaming) and just trying to keep him still. Placing hand on back, you could feel the wind moving. Anyhoo, I digress....Why change the name??? It is bleeping colic. The only good thing I got out of one bout of it myself, was not being able to sit an RE end of year exam. 😂 🙌
 
Livia Fantasy said:
He obviously reads here, so why isn’t he mortified that every thread is the same, with the same replies in an endless loop?

He does duck all, sits in a warm bucket outside, has an early start to look like a ponce in the gym, she plugs some skincare tat, whines into insta live, then puts some primark specials on vinted from their loft, weekly he fucks off to some event no one’s ever heard of, tags some other reality show bellends begging for likes and work, annoys his thick as tit mum, has a lazy case of the oh no my dead dad head ouchies, flogs some weed wine gums, ignores his kids, and everyone here calls him a jobless nobless prick.

Why isn’t that a massive wake up call to… y’know… get the duck on or duck the duck off?
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That’s the thing he wont just duck off or take the massive 69 bleeping tattle threads hint! If he hates having these tattle threads so much then maybe change youre content but he can’t because he has no content or talent and has no qualifications in anything! He can ice skate a bit I think? He won a poxy tv show, that’s all! He has zero talent. Shes supposed to be a beautician?? instead of flogging every different kind of skin care maybe show people something different like how to do it yourself beautician stuff?? But it requires brain power to change youre insta content but I don’t think it requires a brain to know 69 tattle threads speaks volumes!!! They really are thick as shite.
 
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PrincessJeanie said:
I still can’t believe he’s been chosen to talk at an event to do with kids/parenting 🤯. Has he got it because apparently now he’s a ‘reflux baby parent’ 🙄 Seriously what must Flappy think deep down. She’s a single mother the majority of the time. He leaves her to do everything but here he is playing dad of the year and getting paid for it, while yet again she’s left home looking after Leo. Maybe he’ll buy her another nice ‘designer’ handbag in Turkey out of what he’s earnt today 😂
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Anything for a little cheque. He should have sent Soph as she does everything at home. I bet he has never even changed a nappy, he loves the idea of being a dad but hasn’t changed his lifestyle one bit. His family has to fit around him and nothing comes before his needs even Leo. On the rare occasion he has Leo to himself he ropes in his mum to help out. I bet he would have binned this panel for the Loose Men panel without even a moment’s hesitation.
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Livia Fantasy said:
He obviously reads here, so why isn’t he mortified that every thread is the same, with the same replies in an endless loop?

He does duck all, sits in a warm bucket outside, has an early start to look like a ponce in the gym, she plugs some skincare tat, whines into insta live, then puts some primark specials on vinted from their loft, weekly he fucks off to some event no one’s ever heard of, tags some other reality show bellends begging for likes and work, annoys his thick as tit mum, has a lazy case of the oh no my dead dad head ouchies, flogs some weed wine gums, ignores his kids, and everyone here calls him a jobless nobless prick.

Why isn’t that a massive wake up call to… y’know… get the duck on or duck the duck off?
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It will never be a wake up call as he’s been enabled and closeted all his life. I am sure many people who know the bellend have told him before that he’s a major ick. The problem is he’s so far gone he will simply think and believe we are all jealous . Not sure what of exactly but there you go!
 
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No they didn't say Leo's speech is excellent hence your comments about he's where he should be for him and they all thrive at different rates yes they do but it usually differs by a month or two as someone who has worked in childcare for many many years Leo is 12-14 months behind but hey nothing wrong with that eh long as you can make up any old tit for Instagram engagement way more important than helping your son
 
Has he actually made a grid post just for Leo’s parents evening? Is there anything he won’t use for content 🤦🏻‍♀️ Honestly every week I say he can’t get any more desperate and every week he proves me wrong. What the duck is he going to do when Instagram becomes irrelevant? Nearly 35 and his obsession with engagement on social media is worse than a teenagers.
 
JMJandtheWeeDonkey! said:
OMG @Jessica rabbit, acid reflux is Colic? Here's me thinking it was chucking up milk. Brings me back to when my 34yo had it and the knees going up with the pain. I used to be in bits cos I suffered from it myself, and by God the pain is unbearable. Couldn't even move my little finger whilst lying flat trying not to move. Learnt to just keep him on his belly (whilst screaming) and just trying to keep him still. Placing hand on back, you could feel the wind moving. Anyhoo, I digress....Why change the name??? It is bleeping colic. The only good thing I got out of one bout of it myself, was not being able to sit an RE end of year exam. 😂 🙌
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Exactly it’s colic (showing our ages again ladies 🙈😂) I know you’re Irish with a name like that so you know all the old wives tales and potions doctor so and so down the road there makes for colic or whiskey in the babies bottle to get them to sleep (now thats well back before my time 😂 I have never tried this but I believe it was an Irish thing 🤭) then ye have the gripe water shite! Absolutely nothing works! Just walking the floors day and night tearing your hair🤯 big pharma’s now calling it “acid reflux” have actual medication you can get but only on prescription, also baby gaviscon sachet’s which again don’t work, colic drops (probably rebranded now without the word colic) there is no way Leo had colic they would have said it and you can see it, colic babies are always uneasy and restless and constantly crying Leo seemed like a an average baby from what I could see, I didn’t see any signs of colic. I still don’t know why he went to speak about this and as for letting her do it? No chance would he let her have 5 minutes on daytime t.v 😂 Billy Bullshitter strikes again, here’s a new made up ailment to fake and make money off, so basically he used Leo for making money again! Prick
 
Was Sophie not there? Reads like he's a single parent. Sickens me the way he does that, he shows his every move on Instagram so you can see how little time he spends at home but yet a sniff of an instance where he can get gratification and he's all over it. Reality is Sophie is doing the majority of the parenting for Leo at least, and despite her very many flaws it's obvious to see as Leo's interactions with her are definitely more natural.
 
Any old tit for engagement, eh?! He’ll use anything for clout, dad of the year today, first Johnson’s baby event, now parents night at nursery. Even gave training a miss to go, what a hero! Total inspiration. Should be getting a Pride of Britain award instead of presenting from the red carpet 🙃
 

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ThortheDog2022 said:
Any old tit for engagement, eh?! He’ll use anything for clout, dad of the year today, first Johnson’s baby event, now parents night at nursery. Even gave training a miss to go, what a hero! Total inspiration. Should be getting a Pride of Britain award instead of presenting from the red carpet 🙃
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His speech is excellent!!!

What speech? Are we missing something?

He like to do things for "his self"?? With such an illiterate bleep as a father he doesn't stand a chance. #HIMSELF
 
ThortheDog2022 said:
Any old tit for engagement, eh?! He’ll use anything for clout, dad of the year today, first Johnson’s baby event, now parents night at nursery. Even gave training a miss to go, what a hero! Total inspiration. Should be getting a Pride of Britain award instead of presenting from the red carpet 🙃
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FFS 🤦‍♀️ honestly what a load of bollox, using the “parent” narrative this week…Why you not doing any Mr. Mean bedtime stories aimed at tattle Prick? Bring back the bed time stories you did once or twice Dad of year 🙄Tomorrow it’s playing the “cheeky son” narrative with Mummy, what a bleeping idiot seriously the age of him.
 
If they said his speech was excellent, they actually need sacking. By saying Leo is where he needs to be for him, he’s totally admitting that Leo isn’t where he should actually be as a 2 year 3 month old child. He doesn’t comprehend by getting these digs at tattle, he’s just proving us right all the time 💁🏻‍♀️ I’m embarrassed that he thinks he needs to tell strangers about his sons academic abilities and thinks that’s what makes good content 😴
 
And as for this cretin, why is she now pointing out Freddie's behaviour?

You are an absolute FAILURE as a mother to Freddie letting that bastard bully and leave him out all the time.

SHAME ON YOU! I hope you have years of hell to come from him and he lives with his father.



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Joon said:
🐔 The only word that is clear and excellent is the word NO.....
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That's it Flapz, you carry on deluding yourself. Hopefully Freddie is getting himself a bit of backbone and standing up for himself. It must be SO hard for that boy having a mother like her. So up her own arse. I doubt she pays any attention to HIS needs. As for that excuse of a stepfather - words fail. 🤬

Poor child. #justice4fred

WTF is going on with her nose? It looks like a heavy drinking 80yr old man's!
 
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CrazyBaldhead said:
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That's it Flapz, you carry on deluding yourself. Hopefully Freddie is getting himself a bit of backbone and standing up for himself. It must be SO hard for that boy having a mother like her. So up her own arse. I doubt she pays any attention to HIS needs. As for that excuse of a stepfather - words fail. 🤬

Poor child. #justice4fred

WTF is going on with her nose? It looks like a heavy drinking 80yr old man's!
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Her voiceeeee issss sooooo irritatingggggg
 
The Leo feedback doesn’t paint a particularly positive picture but if they’ve worded it the way he’s relayed to IG they’ve tried sugarcoating it as best they can bless them. He’s too thick to realise.
Chris Hughes knows 😂 his comment cracked me up
 
Nannywanny59 said:
Zelda makes me lol-she gets all done up to sit and talk into a phone abt The Soaps.. Hair,make up,eyebrows and those TEETH 😂😂 dear god.
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Still don’t know why she needs a script to talk about her family or her day. Is she ok up there?
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Shesaidwhat? said:
Why does he always pull that straining for a tit face when he’s singing?
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Well he gotta find that key somehow !
 
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