Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

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An aff link for a mop! 😂😂😂

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WTAF is this? Is he pissed? Why does he sound like Forrest, Forrest Gump!!! 😂


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Gotcha?

What's he found? His micro cock. 🥕🥕

 
Another riveting tiktok from Flappy 😴 As if she ever eats anything like this 🙄
and has she really done an aff link for a mop 😂 Maybe her new thing going forward, along with her mind numbingly boring food and clothes reels, is to ask her ‘followers’ about certain items, so it gets her engagement up, possibly free products and then she’s got an excuse at the end to aff link it 😂
 

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Gone half nine and she is only just getting her breakfast! Here's an idea you selfish prick how about you go gym later and give your wife a hand with the kids in the morning or better still skip it altogether as it's Easter Monday and show your son how to walk down the stairs properly holding the rail gives me the absolute fear when kids are left to it on or near stairs
 
Backtracking with that 'move witch' tit reel yesterday making it about Sophie now.

Jesus Christ, they should be teaching that child to go down the stairs on his bottom. Where the hell are the stairgates though? Those pancakes are absolutely cremated. 🤢

Was going to take them to LegoLand? Like duck they were. Christ his singing voice is like hell on earth. As for asking what to do indoors with the kids - use your one brain cell moron!

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Was just about to come on and say that 💯
I think so. Don't know why he's crowing, because as usual, he went totally overboard with it, and in the end nobody was replying.
I think we've got 2 new spies on here at the moment.
I sound paranoid, but me twatdar is twitching
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Backtracking with that 'move witch' tit reel yesterday making it about Sophie now.

Jesus Christ, they should be teaching that child to go down the stairs on his bottom. Where the hell are the stairgates though? Those pancakes are absolutely cremated. 🤢

Was going to take them to LegoLand? Like duck they were. Christ his singing voice is like hell on earth. As for asking what to do indoors with the kids - use your one brain cell moron!
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Hang on, isn't Polly parrot from down Devon way. Was he staying with her🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Backtracking with that 'move witch' tit reel yesterday making it about Sophie now.

Jesus Christ, they should be teaching that child to go down the stairs on his bottom. Where the hell are the stairgates though? Those pancakes are absolutely cremated. 🤢

Was going to take them to LegoLand? Like duck they were. Christ his singing voice is like hell on earth. As for asking what to do indoors with the kids - use your one brain cell moron!
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Aww...his little prime drink in his hand
 
Another riveting tiktok from Flappy 😴 As if she ever eats anything like this 🙄
and has she really done an aff link for a mop 😂 Maybe her new thing going forward, along with her mind numbingly boring food and clothes reels, is to ask her ‘followers’ about certain items, so it gets her engagement up, possibly free products and then she’s got an excuse at the end to aff link it 😂
BURNT 🤢🤣
Right I'm tired..had a nice shift but I need sleep. Goodnight all💕
 
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