Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!

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Cady1954 said:
Ha ha my daughter did the GNR and cried all the way. Hated every minute of it lol
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I’ve done it a few times and each time thought it would be better and I would enjoy it. I didn’t. it’s taken me years but I’ve realised running just isn’t for me 😆 I also hated the queuing and journey back over the Tyne to get home. And that was with me taking the training seriously. Fake is doing twice the distance so if he isn’t prepared he’ll not complete it
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stargirl23 said:
Tell me you’re obsessed with tattle without telling me you’re obsessed with tattle 😂 hi fakey 👋🏻
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The saddo defo been reading Tattle! 😂
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CrazyBaldhead said:
All that kid does is eat!

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Eat and watch TV is all he does!
 
Hiiiii guysssssss just waiting for soapy and shroom dick to announce the boys are having the new rooms as they love them so much (aka the bed don't fit, we fucked up, only singles in the loft). Which makes sense as they ruined it all
 
Lol pair of idiots and flaps flabbergasted big word for wooden spoon.That bedroom is just ridiculously small haha that’s it 🤣🤣
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Hayze2384 said:
Fake Potato is not Fakey!
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Yeh potato can sting a coherent insult together so he’s deffo not our Bro
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Sorry, but all I thought about seeing this clip of NikNak in 'gymnastics' today was this clip from Forrest Gump.

"Your mumma does sure care about your schooling son". 😂😂😂


eeeee eeee eeee eeee eeee eeee! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Yeh but “life is like a fridge full of sausage rolls “‘doesn’t have the same ring to it 😂
 
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!! The lengths Fakey will go for us! 😂😂

He has gone out of his way and used a fish eye lens to make the tiny bedroom look like Dr. Who's TARDIS - absolutely huge!

The evidence is clear if you look at the warped walls on the left-hand side. They are as bent as he is!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

EXHIBIT A - YESTERDAY

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EXHIBIT B - TODAY!! 😂😂

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Nice try Fakey but you have been rumbled big time! 😂😂

How embarrassing!!

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Oh look, there's no room again between the bed and the door!!! 😂😂

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Has Flapz learnt a new word?

Flabbergasted! We're impressed although we doubt you could spell it. How cheap and nasty does that bed look. A faux leather headboard. 😂



 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!! The lengths Fakey will go for us! 😂😂

He has gone out of his way and used a fish eye lens to make the tiny bedroom look like Dr. Who's TARDIS - absolutely huge!

The evidence is clear if you look at the warped walls on the left-hand side. They are as bent as he is!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

EXHIBIT A - YESTERDAY

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EXHIBIT B - TODAY!! 😂😂

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Nice try Fakey but you have been rumbled big time! 😂😂

How embarrassing!!

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Definitely done the camera when it does a room view lol 😂 my phone does o.5x and you can make a tiny bathroom huge lol the fact the tucking door doesn’t even open instead it hits the bed shows it’s tiny
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How boring are they ffs everything’s cream and beige but all looks tit . House is scruffy they don’t tidy or clean so cream walls end up black idiots …
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That tiny gap between door and bed bleeping idiots 😂😂
looks tit it’s hilarious
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This is why he’s jobless because when it comes to work he bites back at everybody that comments about him 😂😂
I can’t see what Jake put as the bleep blocked me but these lads are taking the piss out of him on that Laura’s page he worked with weeks ago for the tv prize ….. idiot snapping back when they ain even commenting on his page 😂😂😂 it’s the lads comment ooooo hit a nerve 😂😂😂😂
 

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He’s pathetic my husband works five days a week long hours and weekends he does diy around the house
it took him half a day to do me a media wall 😂 he didn’t need to lie down after it he took me on a date night like real men do

same with a bed he would have done that bed in an hour like men do ffs …. He decorated two rooms in one day
he does duck all for his home or wife he’s a lazy twit that’s why nobody wants to employ him .
 
riddleme89 said:
Definitely done the camera when it does a room view lol 😂 my phone does o.5x and you can make a tiny bathroom huge lol the fact the tucking door doesn’t even open instead it hits the bed shows it’s tiny
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How boring are they ffs everything’s cream and beige but all looks tit . House is scruffy they don’t tidy or clean so cream walls end up black idiots …
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That tiny gap between door and bed bleeping idiots 😂😂
looks tit it’s hilarious
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This is why he’s jobless because when it comes to work he bites back at everybody that comments about him 😂😂
I can’t see what Jake put as the bleep blocked me but these lads are taking the piss out of him on that Laura’s page he worked with weeks ago for the tv prize ….. idiot snapping back when they ain even commenting on his page 😂😂😂 it’s the lads comment ooooo hit a nerve 😂😂😂😂
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Just took this screenshot from my partners ig. Funny how yesterday he said about not taking stuff personally and letting stuff go. He hardly did that with these comments 🤭 Laura Hamilton must think he’s a right dick responding to strangers like that on her post 🙄 He really needs to learn to be in the ‘public eye’ you have to let things go. Never known anyone on ig get so passive aggressive and personal with total strangers. He really is a knob 👍🏻
 

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