Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

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Oh God, why are they filming him. Nobody is interested in the tit that pours out of his mouth.

He couldn't even sell one ticket on his table. Nobody likes him.


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'Strong rounds with the boy'. That bloke is built like a matchstick. Mr Crazy could shake his hand and it would break!! 😂😂

 
PrincessJeanie said:
Thought his appearance on My house is haunted was being shown tonight. Then realised if he shares when he’s doing a 5 min morning TV appearance numerous times, he definitely would have been sharing that today. Did a quick google and definitely not tonight (Llewyn Bowen is on apparently) but found this snippet whilst searching 😂 Anyone ever heard him mention being punched by his brothers ghost before 🙄🤭 Also apparently he lives in a stunning house with his partner and child 🙄 Surely that should read he lives in a shithole with his wife and children
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He said he got a punch in the mouth on the OK live last week 😂😂😂😂😂 obviously setting the stage for that fake story line. Prick
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Oh God, why are they filming him. Nobody is interested in the tit that pours out of his mouth.

He couldn't even sell one ticket on his table. Nobody likes him.

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'Strong rounds with the boy'. That bloke is built like a matchstick. Mr Crazy could shake his hand and it would break!! 😂😂

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How embarrassing letting people come to you’re filthy house let alone a t.v crew (check out the painting at the ceiling above the tv 😳) OMG should that boy he’s training with not be in school? did Fakey ask his Mam’s permission to film him 😂
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.

The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?

We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro! 🤡

He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'. 😂😂😂 Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. 🤑

Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.

One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!! 😅

He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more! 😂

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Marvellous 👏👏
 
Oh ffs, what tit is coming in two weeks then?

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When is this supposed Marathon ? Is it London ?
As someone who actually runs (ironic as I smoke weed) but anyway, I know my body and know my capabilities - I am not a marathon runner (mainly because I would get bored of running that far - seriously, my threshold is pretty low) but I think I could train for one - BUT training for a marathon is not to be taken lightly, it really is gruelling.

PANTO BOY, your cringey display at the event (I died a little inside watching those videos) was painful - but least you got feed & maybe stashed a few bread rolls on your pocket for today.


This week should be fun (I’m stuck in working as I gave deadlines, but know I will be peeping on here to follow the antics of the car crash threads Axl in Madrid, Westbrook & her imaginary surgery ….)
Hope everyone is good ❤️
 
It’s so blatant that the only reason he keeps doing his story ads for CBD is to put himself out there to try and get more insta work. No way does he get paid everytime he does a story for it. In all the time he’s been advertising gummies, oil, etc… he’s never even been paid to do a grid post for the company. What brand is seriously going to look at him to advertise their products when he can’t even keep a top on whilst he’s doing brand work 🤢 I wonder if he managed to stay fully dressed when he was being filmed for Sarcoma earlier 🙄
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Thought his appearance on My house is haunted was being shown tonight. Then realised if he shares when he’s doing a 5 min morning TV appearance numerous times, he definitely would have been sharing that today. Did a quick google and definitely not tonight (Llewyn Bowen is on apparently) but found this snippet whilst searching 😂 Anyone ever heard him mention being punched by his brothers ghost before 🙄🤭 Also apparently he lives in a stunning house with his partner and child 🙄 Surely that should read he lives in a shithole with his wife and children
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So even the ghost of his brother recognised he needs a punch in the face, maybe he was trying to knock the turkey teef out 😂
 
Sarivng2022 said:
To be fair here at my daughter's school in Wales we aren't doing it until next Friday. St David's day took precedence on wednesday and then school was closed yesterday due to strikes.
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Great thread title Crazy! That coat wouldn't have been much more than £15 new in Primark! Cheeky witch
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I reckon she’s so up herself and truly believes she is famous that people would snap up the coat because she wore it 🙄
 
Did somebody mention no updates or progress with the loft conversion?????que the sound effects ……Check out the clip with Lord F instructing Freddie how to crack an egg, the fake hammering noises he gets off youtube playing 😂😂😂😂 This asshole is so predictable and pathetic and there is absolutely no way if you were out last night that you would be up at 6.45am unless you hadn’t slept and were still on it ❄️ and manage to go to the gym oh duck right off you bleeping sniff head, that’s where his money is going, up his bleeping nose! We weren’t all born yesterday but guess what, we have been there done that got jobs got houses kids etc and couldn’t be arsed with that tit anymore! Grow up you fools! and you Flappy are only selling youre tit on vinted to get youre next bag ❄️ What is youre new walk in dressing room for then? I hope they end up like Polo face Westbrook ✌️🫶
 
What meeting is flappy having in London 😂
and what black tie event is it now … another charity 😂 funny they attend all these charity events now to try get noticed pathetic honestly she can’t even give her second had tat to the charity shop she flogs on vinted instead #skint …..

wonder who has the kids….
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CrazyBaldhead said:
A meeting? Black tie event? 😅

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long way to go for a job centre appointment 😂😂
 
Black tie event? The bleep can't even do his shirt up. duck me, the filter's strong on that photo!!!

It's all for 'charidee mate'. Those two cunts haven't got one charitable bone in their heathen, greedy bodies. Selling her Primark tit on Vinted instead of giving it away.

Snidey, greedy cunts. 🤬


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CrazyBaldhead said:
And YET ANOTHER gummy advert to make himself look busy.

Give it up bro!!! They do duck all for your anxiety as you're always complaining about it!! Maybe drink less booze and lay off the gear. 🍷❄🍷❄

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it’s the “Everyone’s been asking” line all these digital beggars come out with ? It’s 2023 and these FUCKS never use google do they ? Instead they either ask their followers (knowing the want a freebie) by playing bleeping dumb …

Oh and I tried a CBD gummy last night (my neighbour borrowed my hoover & then offered me some CBD gummies, I had one …. It was a gummy. No effect whatsoever. Imagine paying over £50 for duck ALL, I would be furious.
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cazellie said:
I reckon she’s so up herself and truly believes she is famous that people would snap up the coat because she wore it 🙄
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it’s starting to look that way, I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but … I can’t.
 
The most insincere pair! It’s all for the gram you know. The meeting, why is there a need to tell everyone. I’m sorry for the fund raisers that are also going. Can you imagine this wanker rocking up at a smart event 🙄
 

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Black tie event? The bleep can't even do his shirt up. duck me, the filter's strong on that photo!!!

It's all for 'charidee mate'. Those two cunts haven't got one charitable bone in their heathen, greedy bodies. Selling her Primark tit on Vinted instead of giving it away.

Snidey, greedy cunts. 🤬

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Husband and Wife?
Why do you have to remind people that you’re husband and wife?? They are talking tit again, they have blagged tonight and tomorrow night in the hotel where the Sarcoma ball is on and the “meeting” is them pair meeting someone to get a bag off and they will be radio silent tonight because they are at a pretend meeting 🙄 Pair of tramps.
 
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