Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

[Cady1954]

Hahahaha he’s reading the lyrics off his phone

Nah he's reading Tattle.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Give me a moment ...

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WTF is going on … I don’t know if this new weed is extra strong or this car crash is the biggest cringe fest yet on PANTO BOYS thread

 

[ChloBo_81]

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Yessss! Thank you, @CrazyBaldhead, our Queen of Receipts

 

[Nannywanny59]

Welcome newbie honestly it makes him look ridiculous. Especially when he claims to be a singer. Surely you’d know how to play the long/the lyrics if you were that much of a singer

They all look bored to tears watching him-that bloke stretched out looks like she’s nodding off. Bet they want the disco on not him screeching in his white sports socks-so unprofessional looking. Has he only one pair of blk socks I’m wondering.
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Suppose we have to be grateful he kept his top half on

 

[Cleopops]

Thanks for the videos,I'm in the blocked club now for calling him jobless and desperate, so imagine my amusement to hear him singing (murdering) No Scrubs a song about jobless, desperate and useless men, he's the biggest bleeping Scrub of them all, he's the bleeping gift that keeps on giving.
And that Polly is definitely 100% not there in a work capacity

 

[Frosty knickers]

Why does his guitar look like a kids guitar?? Is it ment to look like that or have the borrowed it of some poor kid busking outside on the street

 

[bargainhunt99]

Hahahaha he’s reading the lyrics off his phone

How unprofessional is that. Never seen the likes of it before!

 

[The Duchess]

Well this was again another complete and utter cringfest WTF was Polly there for sitting on carpet filming him (she will have a few carpet burns in the morning ) And yes why is that a kids sized guitar???and he’s murdering a TLC R&B song “No Scrubs” and he’s singing it too fast aswell (yes its an ironic song choice considering he is a bleeping SCRUB @ChloBo_81 ) Good find Star (@stargirl23) and of course our Receipt and upload Queen @CrazyBaldhead) special shout out to Fakey for never failing to provide a laugh for us tattlers you bleeping muppet! That was proper peng billy no mates

 

[Twinkal86]

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Jake quickendon #61 Polly Parrot knelt filming him "singing" from the floor, whilst the audience and tattle are shouting "no more!"

How funny PP attends events that LF doesn't?! It's like he has to keep the two away from each other...

 

[Lico]

I hope he isn't taking money from the charity for that appearance. I bet he is though, the hippocrite.

 

[trine]

Im his demented jealous twisted narcissistic chicken dipper shaped ugly head Freddie is not his son so he doesn’t give a tit, sure even called him “a half” , so him being in bed while it’s freddies birthday again sadly says it all what he truly thinks of Freddie. Prick

“chicken dipper shaped ugly head”

 

[The Duchess]

“chicken dipper shaped ugly head”

Remember @shysod90 , she named him that and I thought it was hilarious I think she went back to work, she was great on here, I hope she is well x It really is the shape of a birdseye chicken dipper

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He must hear something different when he ‘sings’ to the rest of us. He’s not even a pub singer at best (no disrespect intended towards pub singers ). Bad enough he’s sharing peoples stories saying how wonderful he is but that last story he’s put on with him murdering that song
Why is Polly filming that? Is she planning to use it as some sort of audition reel for him or keeping it for personal use? Also why has she got someone taking a picture of her filming him? The whole set up is bleeping weird. He’s going to be tired after 3 late nights this week. All charity events but somehow as usual he’s managed to make it all about him and not the charities he’s supposed to be supporting. Wonder how sarcoma will feel when he drops out the marathon? After their response to his disregard to protecting his skin in the sun, no sympathy for them at all. They should choose their ambassadors more wisely

 

[plattyjoobs]

Dear God.

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White socks? Always has to be the most attention seeking prat in the room.
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Hahahaha he’s reading the lyrics off his phone

What a pro
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Got them!!!! bleeping hell he is bad!!!
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OMG he is SO BAD.

Polly Parrot's must be deaf as a bleeping post. People weren't shouting ENCORE they were shouting NO MORE!!!



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Bloody odd song choices, he’s tried so hard to do something cool but it’s failed miserably. A more talented musician would have made those versions sound amazing. Also is R Kelly really a good choice at the moment? Tone deaf as always.

 

[patmum]

Got them!!!! bleeping hell he is bad!!!
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OMG he is SO BAD.

Polly Parrot's must be deaf as a bleeping post. People weren't shouting ENCORE they were shouting NO MORE!!!



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what a tit show, I can barely make out the lyrics he’s mumbling, his teef are so big they’re impeding his speech
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I find it extremely strange that his wife isn't with him at a charity event that is so close to 'his heart' because of his brother, if it was my partner I know it would be something I would be there for to provide emotional support. They really do have the weirdest set up ever.

exactly, or even Zelda/Nanny QVC/Su I’m sure would have been more appropriate to bring as his guest. But no, got to make sure his side piece is there to film and promote him because that’s the most important part of attending a charity event

 

[The Duchess]

He must hear something different when he ‘sings’ to the rest of us. He’s not even a pub singer at best (no disrespect intended towards pub singers ). Bad enough he’s sharing peoples stories saying how wonderful he is but that last story he’s put on with him murdering that song
Why is Polly filming that? Is she planning to use it as some sort of audition reel for him or keeping it for personal use? Also why has she got someone taking a picture of her filming him? The whole set up is bleeping weird. He’s going to be tired after 3 late nights this week. All charity events but somehow as usual he’s managed to make it all about him and not the charities he’s supposed to be supporting. Wonder how sarcoma will feel when he drops out the marathon? After their response to his disregard to protecting his skin in the sun, no sympathy for them at all. They should choose their ambassadors more wisely

The “little” brother seems to be getting mentioned a lot lately, seems he’s conveniently forgotten about his dad , I thought they both had bone marrow cancer? again everything is questionable with him or a motive. How unprofessional reading the lyrics from you’re phone and the prices people paid (i know its for charity but still) That woman who was singing when the carrot nosher that is “Lady MacBeth” was filming around the room at the start before she sat on the floor was better than him.
He MURDERED sang a song by TLC “No Scrubs” which was released in 1999 by American R&B/hip/hop girl group which is basically about a guy who is a scrounger!

He also Murdered sang another song by an American R&B/hip-hop group called “City high” and the song was called “what would you do” released in 2001. I will leave the lyrics to this one here as I don’t think either song was appropriate.
(Just to add these songs were all songs which were playing in clubs and bars when I went out, Fakey would not really have know these songs?? also these were songs that really only girls liked, the fellas would run off the dance floor or stop dancing at the table when these songs came on while every girl rushed to the dance floor ) Here are the lyrics to City High “What would you do” …

Im no prude and love these songs but I do not
think were an appropriate song choice for a charity event Can you imagine how shocked Simon Cowell must have been if he ever bothered to stay around to watch this moran, was probably why he was sweating, probably trying to impress Simon not with those song choices you would have not impressed Simon, beyond cringe snd beyond inappropriate for a cancer charity event Polly hasn’t gotna clue either if she thinks these songs were appropriate.

I mean…. strip clubs, the N word, smoking crack… RaPe , shall I go on? This was a black tie Cancer charity event

 

[plattyjoobs]

The “little” brother seems to be getting mentioned a lot lately, seems he’s conveniently forgotten about his dad , I thought they both had bone marrow cancer? again everything is questionable with him or a motive. How unprofessional reading the lyrics from you’re phone and the prices people paid (i know its for charity but still) That woman who was singing when the carrot nosher that is “Lady MacBeth” was filming around the room at the start before she sat on the floor was better than him.
He MURDERED sang a song by TLC “No Scrubs” which was released in 1999 by American R&B/hip/hop girl group which is basically about a guy who is a scrounger!
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He also Murdered sang another song by an American R&B/hip-hop group called “City high” and the song was called “what would you do” released in 2001. I will leave the lyrics to this one here as I don’t think either song was appropriate.
(Just to add these songs were all songs which were playing in clubs and bars when I went out, Fakey would not really have know these songs?? also these were songs that really only girls liked, the fellas would run off the dance floor or stop dancing at the table when these songs came on while every girl rushed to the dance floor ) Here are the lyrics to City High “What would you do” …
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Im no prude and love these songs but I do not
think were an appropriate song choice for a charity event Can you imagine how shocked Simon Cowell must have been if he ever bothered to stay around to watch this moran, was probably why he was sweating, probably trying to impress Simon not with those song choices you would have not impressed Simon, beyond cringe snd beyond inappropriate for a cancer charity event Polly hasn’t gotna clue either if she thinks these songs were appropriate.

I agree Duchess, all bastardised versions of completely inappropriate songs. I don’t think Ed Sheeran’s going to be quaking in his boots at the thought of Fakey and his acoustic.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The sarcoma ig page has put a reel on of Fakey talking about his brothers diagnosis. Whoever edited it knew what they were doing. They’ve cut it just as the crocodile tears were starting
Also see yesterday Flappy replaced some of those 3,000 followers she lost the other day. Does she really expect people to believe nearly 900 new people just decided to follow her on a whim Does she think people will think she’s got them followers after her ‘celeb’ appearance at the OK event on Friday night Still awaiting her skincare giveaway which is basically an excuse for her to buy even more bots

 

[The Duchess]

White socks? Always has to be the most attention seeking prat in the room.
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What a pro
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Bloody odd song choices, he’s tried so hard to do something cool but it’s failed miserably. A more talented musician would have made those versions sound amazing. Also is R Kelly really a good choice at the moment? Tone deaf as always.

Jesus Christ what R Kelly song did he sing??? Did they attend the correct event? I am shocked at the song choices , WTF were they thinking??
Nanny was too busy gloating talking about plants she got gifted (she didn’t mark them as gifted) boring everyone’s about how many people have messaged her about her hair and talking tit the soaps and netflix. She didn’t even give Freddie a shout out for his birthday the old boot! I doubt she would have wanted to go she doesn’t use the death narrative and im sure it’s different for a mother to loose a child … but she loves a freebie, was delighted with her undeclared gifted plants and tagged the company and told us how great the company was , a plant company got a shout out instead of Freddie.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Jesus Christ what R Kelly song did he sing??? Did they attend the correct event? I am shocked at the song choices , WTF were they thinking??
Nanny was too busy gloating talking about plants she got gifted (she didn’t mark them as gifted) boring everyone’s about how many people have messaged her about her hair and talking tit the soaps and netflix. She didn’t even give Freddie a shout out for his birthday the old boot! I doubt she would have wanted to go she doesn’t use the death narrative and im sure it’s different for a mother to loose a child … but she loves a freebie, was delighted with her undeclared gifted plants and tagged the company and told us how great the company was , a plant company got a shout out instead of Freddie.

Freddie’s actual birthday isn’t until Wednesday but still can’t see her shouting that out when she didn’t bother on Leo’s. I just can’t watch her. You can see where he gets all his nasty traits from