Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

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Another brilliant threat title @CrazyBaldhead 😊
So his filming today is already finished for Sarcoma and he’s back in the gym training again.
Wonder why he hasn’t mentioned about his debut mma fight yet? Probably because if TV work comes up, he’ll pull out of it, using one of his many injury excuses. It’s like his marathon training. What’s happened to that? I can’t believe he is still doing it and just not putting it online. He needs the attention too much. Will be interesting to see how the next few weeks leading up to the marathon pan out 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
plattyjoobs said:
Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for another great title, you’ve won a seat at Jake’s table at the Big Bash - oh wait…..

Old thread here:

Jake Quickenden #59 What kind of a witch are you? Freddie is your first born not Baby No. 2!

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Thanks everybody! This is where I got my inspiration from!



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I'm off to do a recap! 👍
 
He worked for 2 hours this week and is knackered! He is still an over baring narcissist! He still can’t act! He definitely murders songs and is very much in loves with himself! Leo is grotbag and I’ve never know little ones sticking sweets on a wall and eating them. But above all they allow it and film it🤬 both are utterly disgusting people
 

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He worked for 2 hours this week and is knackered! He is still an over baring narcissist! He still can’t act! He definitely murders songs and is very much in loves with himself! Leo is grotbag and I’ve never know little ones sticking sweets on a wall and eating them. But above all they allow it and film it🤬 both are utterly disgusting people
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He boils my piss. My days in office I'm out of the house for nearly 12 hours between traffic etc. He'd pass out in a dead faint if he worked hours normal people do.
 
Turtledove58 said:
He worked for 2 hours this week and is knackered! He is still an over baring narcissist! He still can’t act! He definitely murders songs and is very much in loves with himself! Leo is grotbag and I’ve never know little ones sticking sweets on a wall and eating them. But above all they allow it and film it🤬 both are utterly disgusting people
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There’s no way he used to be a brickie NO WAY and if it was true he quit after a week. Now him working as a lifeguard I can fully see lol. sat looking at himself while people drown.
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Recap:

We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.

The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?

We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro! 🤡

He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'. 😂😂😂 Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. 🤑

Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.

One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!! 😅

He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more! 😂




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CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.

The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?

We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro! 🤡

He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'. 😂😂😂 Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. 🤑

Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.

One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!! 😅

He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more! 😂

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Brilliant as ever crazy, I cried at the “he’ll even fake his own death” comment 😂😂
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Another brilliant threat title @CrazyBaldhead 😊
So his filming today is already finished for Sarcoma and he’s back in the gym training again.
Wonder why he hasn’t mentioned about his debut mma fight yet? Probably because if TV work comes up, he’ll pull out of it, using one of his many injury excuses. It’s like his marathon training. What’s happened to that? I can’t believe he is still doing it and just not putting it online. He needs the attention too much. Will be interesting to see how the next few weeks leading up to the marathon pan out 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Is the MMA thing not on tv? Its just some tit reality show from what I took from the clip but it could just be on a you tube channel? im not sure Il have to look over the article again. I think its pretty soon so thats why he came to Dublin to train with another UK person in Dublin? Very strange im sure they have loads of gyms that do MMA in the UK, I mean no one I know here is remotely interested in MMA unless Conor is fighting then they all jump on the bandwagon as usual but apart from that its not big over here at all so I don’t know why he came here? Anyway he will get his head kicked in by the Liverpool fella, I hope he doesn’t pull a sickie because id pay to see him get knocked out. He’s not promoting it at all? and the old wrist injury since December oh duck off Fakey, he didn’t get any injection or he would have filmed it and Su is a lying witch it wouldn’t suprise me if there was nothing wrong with her finger, Fakey was setting the stage for his cortisone injection story line and she the enabler played along. Unfortunately I can’t see him doing this, would be great if he did though. TKO in the first 2 seconds!
 
Thought his appearance on My house is haunted was being shown tonight. Then realised if he shares when he’s doing a 5 min morning TV appearance numerous times, he definitely would have been sharing that today. Did a quick google and definitely not tonight (Llewyn Bowen is on apparently) but found this snippet whilst searching 😂 Anyone ever heard him mention being punched by his brothers ghost before 🙄🤭 Also apparently he lives in a stunning house with his partner and child 🙄 Surely that should read he lives in a shithole with his wife and children
 

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Thought his appearance on My house is haunted was being shown tonight. Then realised if he shares when he’s doing a 5 min morning TV appearance numerous times, he definitely would have been sharing that today. Did a quick google and definitely not tonight (Llewyn Bowen is on apparently) but found this snippet whilst searching 😂 Anyone ever heard him mention being punched by his brothers ghost before 🙄🤭 Also apparently he lives in a stunning house with his partner and child 🙄 Surely that should read he lives in a shithole with his wife and children
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What a find. He’s having delusions from all that ❄️ it seems 😂
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Absolute cretins. World Book Day was YESTERDAY.

You are a DAY LATE you morons!!!

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To be fair here at my daughter's school in Wales we aren't doing it until next Friday. St David's day took precedence on wednesday and then school was closed yesterday due to strikes.
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Great thread title Crazy! That coat wouldn't have been much more than £15 new in Primark! Cheeky witch
 
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