Jake Quickenden #59 What kind of a witch are you? Freddie is your first born not Baby No. 2!

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PrincessJeanie said:
Managed to go on my partners ig. Reception was awful. Not sure if he was at home or not but for somebody with crippling anxiety this morning, he seemed very upbeat. No comments coming through at all. I reckon he knew the playhouse would be brought up so begged to have them totally limited 😂 Same reason he didn’t dare advertise it. Said he would love to do champions of champions DOI because he loves reality TV so much and from what I saw, DOI was all they spoke about. He didn’t managed to do his normal begging for other shows this week 😂
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Bet they’ve told him to rain it in and stick to doi and in return they’ll block all comments 😂 what a sensitive little boy fakey is 😂 doi champions of champions? They didn’t even follow you back or mention you in the anniversary when you won it so good luck with that one broo😂😂😂😭
 
What really bugs me is him banging on about anxiety when he says "this morning I felt poo so I came to the gym" then proceeds to tell everyone if they're suffering with anxiety just get out the house go for a walk or to the gym, I personally don't suffer with it but I know people who do and I would never dream of telling them to get out the house and go for a walk it's not as easy as that, he wouldn't know anxiety if it slapped him across the face 😡
 
Usernamealreadyinuse said:
What really bugs me is him banging on about anxiety when he says "this morning I felt poo so I came to the gym" then proceeds to tell everyone if they're suffering with anxiety just get out the house go for a walk or to the gym, I personally don't suffer with it but I know people who do and I would never dream of telling them to get out the house and go for a walk it's not as easy as that, he wouldn't know anxiety if it slapped him across the face 😡
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Exactly.
If It was that simple nobody would suffer with anxiety or depression. Grrr.
 
Usernamealreadyinuse said:
What really bugs me is him banging on about anxiety when he says "this morning I felt poo so I came to the gym" then proceeds to tell everyone if they're suffering with anxiety just get out the house go for a walk or to the gym, I personally don't suffer with it but I know people who do and I would never dream of telling them to get out the house and go for a walk it's not as easy as that, he wouldn't know anxiety if it slapped him across the face 😡
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Exactly. When I’m personally feeling anxious the last thing I want to do is leave my house or talk to or see anyone. This morning he felt so bad then he went on insta to tell everyone, then preceded to go to a gym full of people and then do a live chat with up to a hundred people watching online. The bloke is a total head that as you rightly say, wouldn’t know anxiety if it slapped him in the face 😡 it’s just another narrative for him to use to get attention 😡
 
Usernamealreadyinuse said:
What really bugs me is him banging on about anxiety when he says "this morning I felt poo so I came to the gym" then proceeds to tell everyone if they're suffering with anxiety just get out the house go for a walk or to the gym, I personally don't suffer with it but I know people who do and I would never dream of telling them to get out the house and go for a walk it's not as easy as that, he wouldn't know anxiety if it slapped him across the face 😡
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Exactly. He's not got anxiety at all. He's the type of person that thinks anxiety is being worried about something. I spent two months at the end of 2021 barely getting out of bed, never mind leaving the house to exercise, because the physical symptoms of my anxiety were so bad. And there was no reason why it even got that bad. He never mentions any of that considering he's supposedly some kind of expert!
He just feels "meh" because nobody likes him and he can't get any work, and knows at some point very soon he's going to have to go out into the real world and get a job where he actually has to work!
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Exactly. When I’m personally feeling anxious the last thing I want to do is leave my house or talk to or see anyone. This morning he felt so bad then he went on insta to tell everyone, then preceded to go to a gym full of people and then do a live chat with up to a hundred people watching online. The bloke is a total head that as you rightly say, wouldn’t know anxiety if it slapped him in the face 😡 it’s just another narrative for him to use to get attention 😡
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He's desperate to make a TV show based around anxiety x
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Gem001100 said:
Exactly. He's not got anxiety at all. He's the type of person that thinks anxiety is being worried about something. I spent two months at the end of 2021 barely getting out of bed, never mind leaving the house to exercise, because the physical symptoms of my anxiety were so bad. And there was no reason why it even got that bad. He never mentions any of that considering he's supposedly some kind of expert!
He just feels "meh" because nobody likes him and he can't get any work, and knows at some point very soon he's going to have to go out into the real world and get a job where he actually has to work!
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♥️ Hope you're feeling better now, he's not clued up at all, I totally agree with you, oh god can you imagine the insta posts if he has to get a proper job? He would be signed off sick within the first week
 
The thing with these two are it’s impossible to like anything about them.The free holidays and the need to film utter tit day in day out just makes the pair of them cringe and just ordinary.He was hoping Leo would get modelling work but he’s just ordinary to🤣Fred seems to be shipped away but probably good for him as used for ads constantly when home.Her works dried up as another wannabe who’s ordinary lol my favourite word to describe this bunch.
 
He hasn't got a bleeping clue about anxiety. I suffered from anxiety and depression when my daughter was a baby and toddler, caused by my terrible experiences as a child. It was the most awful time of my life, I didn't want to get out of bed, get dressed or shower. I forced myself to look after my baby girl, I didn't eat properly and I certainly didn't want to go the bleeping gym or for a walk, patronising twit🤬🤬🤬🤬 One awful time I threw myself down the stairs😥 I was so ashamed of myself. I eventually found a clinical psychotherapist and paid out of my own pocket to see them for 7 years!! I am so much better now.

The reason Fakey feels tit today is he's got no work to speak of, no one wants to sit with him at the Sarcoma UK ball and he is upset at all the comments on here. We'll I've got some advice for you Fakey, stop being such a twit, taking gifted stuff and find a real proper job cos this tit does not pay the bills!!!
 
Recap:

Poor little Freddie was dressed up and paraded arounded for yet another ad dressed up in a character costume from Minecraft. #justice4fred

Fakey went to stay with his mummy at Orchard Lodge Care Home as mummy says "he doesn't do very well on his own as he overthinks and gets anxious". Pull the other one Zelda. He's skint and your house is free for him! The usual pathetic banter was filmed again as well as another crap TikTok. He claimed he had a split lip from being 'punched'. Trust me bro, if somebody punched you, your Turkey teeth would be firmly down your throat!

Flapz had a 'lighbulb' moment wanting to branch out in women's leisurewear and was asking for ideas for a company name. Craterface Couture is a brilliant one along with Desperation Designs!! 💯

He went on his OK Live slot again at mummy's and as she was speedily blocking negative comments, we managed to get some brilliant screenshots. The best one being 'Knees bent, arms stretched, RA RA RA!!' 🦕🦕

He came back from his stint as a RaRa from Butlin's and poor Freddie was blanked yet again in favour of the Golden Child and looked like he was going to cry. Flapz was very nasal and kept rubbing her massive hooter! ❄️❄️🍷🍷

NikNak was put in RaRa pyjamas, after catching up on here, and when he said 'T-Rex' Fakey said 'Tourettes'. Top parenting there bro saying that to a 2yr old. No wonder he can't talk yet ffs. 🤡

He went to Dancing on Ice sitting in the audience with Polly Parrot for a ten second interview and made a complete arse of himself by shouting over to the judges and peering around Holly to get his ugly mug on the screen. He also had a rather awkward photo with Joey Essex and Vanessa Bauer who was his old skating partner many years ago and who he shagged. I bet she was dying inside seeing him again. Yuk. 🤑

He announced he was doing the Marathon in a heavy fancy dress costume probably so he can walk most of it as he hasnt been training at all. His charity table tickets at the BlackDog Event are not selling at all. Nobody wants them so he will probably buy them all and raffle them off! How embarrassing! 😂😂

He went up to London for a secret audition but as we had an anxiety post today, was he rejected yet again? Read the room bro!! Nobody likes you. We had a clip of him rolling around on the floor and then jumping to his feet. Has Jesus finally healed him from his bad back? It's a miracle! Praise the Lord! Just stop lying Sicknote!

And finally, to top it all off, the Colchester grifters were gifted a £500 wooden playhouse for NikNak's birthday. This gave Fakeys and many other people pure rage. It would have been better off going to a children's home than going to this greedy, smug pair. We are in a cost of living crisis. Families are going hungry and struggling then you have these two beggy, greedy, absolutely vile people. 🤬

We had an anxiety post today so hopefully he didn't get the part. Good!! 👍

Carry on Fakeys!











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CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

Poor little Freddie was dressed up and paraded arounded for yet another ad dressed up in a character costume from Minecraft. #justice4fred

Fakey went to stay with his mummy at Orchard Lodge Care Home as mummy says "he doesn't do very well on his own as he overthinks and gets anxious". Pull the other one Zelda. He's skint and your house is free for him! The usual pathetic banter was filmed again as well as another crap TikTok. He claimed he had a split lip from being 'punched'. Trust me bro, if somebody punched you, your Turkey teeth would be firmly down your throat!

Flapz had a 'lighbulb' moment wanting to branch out in women's leisurewear and was asking for ideas for a company name. Craterface Couture is a brilliant one along with Desperation Designs!! 💯

He went on his OK Live slot again at mummy's and as she was speedily blocking negative comments, we managed to get some brilliant screenshots. The best one being 'Knees bent, arms stretched, RA RA RA!!' 🦕🦕

He came back from his stint as a RaRa from Butlin's and poor Freddie was blanked yet again in favour of the Golden Child and looked like he was going to cry. Flapz was very nasal and kept rubbing her massive hooter! ❄️❄️🍷🍷

NikNak was put in RaRa pyjamas, after catching up on here, and when he said 'T-Rex' Fakey said 'Tourettes'. Top parenting there bro saying that to a 2yr old. No wonder he can't talk yet ffs. 🤡

He went to Dancing on Ice sitting in the audience with Polly Parrot for a ten second interview and made a complete arse of himself by shouting over to the judges and peering around Holly to get his ugly mug on the screen. He also had a rather awkward photo with Joey Essex and Vanessa Bauer who was his old skating partner many years ago and who he shagged. I bet she was dying inside seeing him again. Yuk. 🤑

He announced he was doing the Marathon in a heavy fancy dress costume probably so he can walk most of it as he hasnt been training at all. His charity table tickets at the BlackDog Event are not selling at all. Nobody wants them so he will probably buy them all and raffle them off! How embarrassing! 😂😂

He went up to London for a secret audition but as we had an anxiety post today, was he rejected yet again? Read the room bro!! Nobody likes you. We had a clip of him rolling around on the floor and then jumping to his feet. Has Jesus finally healed him from his bad back? It's a miracle! Praise the Lord! Just stop lying Sicknote!

And finally, to top it all off, the Colchester grifters were gifted a £500 wooden playhouse for NikNak's birthday. This gave Fakeys and many other people pure rage. It would have been better off going to a children's home than going to this greedy, smug pair. We are in a cost of living crisis. Families are going hungry and struggling then you have these two beggy, greedy, absolutely vile people. 🤬

We had an anxiety post today so hopefully he didn't get the part. Good!! 👍

Carry on Fakeys!

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Yet another brilliant recap and congrats on another thread title win ❤️
 
Commenting minutes after LI shared a first look on tonight’s show… It must be so annoying that he feels he can’t talk about LI as his ex’s lil sister is on there! Obvs still watching it then fakey… how’s that going down with Flapz?
 

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Gem001100 said:
Exactly. He's not got anxiety at all. He's the type of person that thinks anxiety is being worried about something. I spent two months at the end of 2021 barely getting out of bed, never mind leaving the house to exercise, because the physical symptoms of my anxiety were so bad. And there was no reason why it even got that bad. He never mentions any of that considering he's supposedly some kind of expert!
He just feels "meh" because nobody likes him and he can't get any work, and knows at some point very soon he's going to have to go out into the real world and get a job where he actually has to work!
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Welcome newbie ❤️ I’m so sorry you’ve experienced anxiety that bad, I know first hand how horrible it is. Some days I can’t even shower or brush my teeth let alone go to a gym. He’s honestly delusional and should not be allowed to spout the ‘advice’ that he does.
We have a thread called fakeys assemble in the off topic section if you ever need someone to talk to we’re all there ❤️
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Jane_Mcdonald said:
He hasn't got a bleeping clue about anxiety. I suffered from anxiety and depression when my daughter was a baby and toddler, caused by my terrible experiences as a child. It was the most awful time of my life, I didn't want to get out of bed, get dressed or shower. I forced myself to look after my baby girl, I didn't eat properly and I certainly didn't want to go the bleeping gym or for a walk, patronising twit🤬🤬🤬🤬 One awful time I threw myself down the stairs😥 I was so ashamed of myself. I eventually found a clinical psychotherapist and paid out of my own pocket to see them for 7 years!! I am so much better now.

The reason Fakey feels tit today is he's got no work to speak of, no one wants to sit with him at the Sarcoma UK ball and he is upset at all the comments on here. We'll I've got some advice for you Fakey, stop being such a twit, taking gifted stuff and find a real proper job cos this tit does not pay the bills!!!
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I’m so sorry you suffered like this, especially when having a baby to look after too. You’re incredibly brave and strong and I’m so glad you’re in a better place now ❤️ we’re all here if you need anything x
 
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

Poor little Freddie was dressed up and paraded arounded for yet another ad dressed up in a character costume from Minecraft. #justice4fred

Fakey went to stay with his mummy at Orchard Lodge Care Home as mummy says "he doesn't do very well on his own as he overthinks and gets anxious". Pull the other one Zelda. He's skint and your house is free for him! The usual pathetic banter was filmed again as well as another crap TikTok. He claimed he had a split lip from being 'punched'. Trust me bro, if somebody punched you, your Turkey teeth would be firmly down your throat!

Flapz had a 'lighbulb' moment wanting to branch out in women's leisurewear and was asking for ideas for a company name. Craterface Couture is a brilliant one along with Desperation Designs!! 💯

He went on his OK Live slot again at mummy's and as she was speedily blocking negative comments, we managed to get some brilliant screenshots. The best one being 'Knees bent, arms stretched, RA RA RA!!' 🦕🦕

He came back from his stint as a RaRa from Butlin's and poor Freddie was blanked yet again in favour of the Golden Child and looked like he was going to cry. Flapz was very nasal and kept rubbing her massive hooter! ❄❄🍷🍷

NikNak was put in RaRa pyjamas, after catching up on here, and when he said 'T-Rex' Fakey said 'Tourettes'. Top parenting there bro saying that to a 2yr old. No wonder he can't talk yet ffs. 🤡

He went to Dancing on Ice sitting in the audience with Polly Parrot for a ten second interview and made a complete arse of himself by shouting over to the judges and peering around Holly to get his ugly mug on the screen. He also had a rather awkward photo with Joey Essex and Vanessa Bauer who was his old skating partner many years ago and who he shagged. I bet she was dying inside seeing him again. Yuk. 🤑

He announced he was doing the Marathon in a heavy fancy dress costume probably so he can walk most of it as he hasnt been training at all. His charity table tickets at the BlackDog Event are not selling at all. Nobody wants them so he will probably buy them all and raffle them off! How embarrassing! 😂😂

He went up to London for a secret audition but as we had an anxiety post today, was he rejected yet again? Read the room bro!! Nobody likes you. We had a clip of him rolling around on the floor and then jumping to his feet. Has Jesus finally healed him from his bad back? It's a miracle! Praise the Lord! Just stop lying Sicknote!

And finally, to top it all off, the Colchester grifters were gifted a £500 wooden playhouse for NikNak's birthday. This gave Fakeys and many other people pure rage. It would have been better off going to a children's home than going to this greedy, smug pair. We are in a cost of living crisis. Families are going hungry and struggling then you have these two beggy, greedy, absolutely vile people. 🤬

We had an anxiety post today so hopefully he didn't get the part. Good!! 👍

Carry on Fakeys!

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Brilliant as ever. Don’t know what I look forward to most, your thread suggestions or the recaps 😂👏🏻❤️
 
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