Jake Quickenden #58 What is the Meaning of Life? Said the 'RaRa' at Butlin's who has a beard wife! 🦕

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Baby Dino when you’re reading here today, I’ve got a way you could fill your charity table up. Ask your mum for the £3,600 you need to buy 12 tickets, then you could make yourself look good by saying you’ve bought them all so you can do a giveaway to 12 of your most loyal ‘fans’, so they can enjoy an evening in your riveting company. You could even say they had to follow you and Flappy to also help your IG numbers? Basically a win win for you. Makes you look generous, saves face plus it’ll save you money on buying followers but still increase them at the same time from your giveaway 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just a suggestion. Otherwise if you can’t afford to pay mummy back, just feign illness which is one thing you excel at and that will also save you money on a new suit, travel, hotel, etc.. and stop you looking like a total loser when your table isn’t even half full. You’re welcome 👍🏻🦖
 
Christ his voice is like nails going down a bleeping blackboard and the faces he pulls when he tries to 'sing' makes him look like he's having a stroke. Why does he always look like he needs a good wash? 🤑


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Courage doesn't always roar but RARA's do ButlinsBoy!!!! 😂😂😂



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mollyann said:
Does he get dressed in the dark.Sat with no top on screeching with his guitar 🤢He certainly can’t sing to be honest is a bit tit at everything he does.His face reading the comments sad twit I think he thinks butlins is beneath him.Lucky to get any work as was obviously a add on.View attachment 1967096 q
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Jesus duck.

Show me desperation through the interpretation of DANCE.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Who would find this tit funny?

You'd have to have something seriously wrong with your brain, rocking in a corner, speaking to imaginery people and dribbling from the corner of your bleeping mouth. Just stop it ffs!

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He is so contrived it’s painful, I can smell the desperation - an old bleeping Revlon jaundice is enabling this behaviour - your GROWN ARSE son with a toddler & step son is getting you to do tit dance reels in the hopes her WORKSHY son maybe getting a promo (so she doesn’t have to give him another loan). It’s all so pathetic.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Christ his voice is like nails going down a bleeping blackboard and the faces he pulls when he tries to 'sing' makes him look like he's having a stroke. Why does he always look like he needs a good wash? 🤑

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Omg them faces are pathetic and that god awful quiff. He cant sing and i have never in my life seen people pull faces like that while singing. Its not normal. He looks in pain and hes not even hitting high notes
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Christ his voice is like nails going down a bleeping blackboard and the faces he pulls when he tries to 'sing' makes him look like he's having a stroke. Why does he always look like he needs a good wash? 🤑

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Courage doesn't always roar but RARA's do ButlinsBoy!!!! 😂😂😂



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Stop singing about Danielle! She has totally forgotten you and erased all trace of you,she is beautiful, has a beautiful home, husband, son and expecting her second child so just stop ✋ You have Flappy, yes we understand its a major downgrade but leave it out or Ross will give you a real dig! He is not a man child and has a successful career and has his own company, he doesn’t dress up as a dinosaur or rely on his mother to support his family.
 
Peter Andre has done 2 reels about his birthday trip to Dubai (not sure if its a pr trip, I don’t think it is) Now that is how you show you’re followers you’re holiday without being a show off, he didn’t run around a buffet breakfast with a camera in his mouth. Im no big Peter Andre fan but you cant compare him to Fakey but honestly check out his reels compared to Fakey and Flappys Tattlemoon, its absolutely brilliant and not “look at us” 😳 The Krusties have it on their thread to show KP what “class” is, Emily is on a swing over the sea meanwhile KP is being a chav in Thailand. It has made me feel even more embarrassed for Fakey and Flappys ridiculous Tattlemoon which I didn’t think was possible.
 
The Duchess said:
Peter Andre has done 2 reels about his birthday trip to Dubai (not sure if its a pr trip, I don’t think it is) Now that is how you show you’re followers you’re holiday without being a show off, he didn’t run around a buffet breakfast with a camera in his mouth. Im no big Peter Andre fan but you cant compare him to Fakey but honestly check out his reels compared to Fakey and Flappys Tattlemoon, its absolutely brilliant and not “look at us” 😳 The Krusties have it on their thread to show KP what “class” is, Emily is on a swing over the sea meanwhile KP is being a chav in Thailand. It has made me feel even more embarrassed for Fakey and Flappys ridiculous Tattlemoon which I didn’t think was possible.
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Wow just watched. Looks much more fun and classy, because you know they have money to spend unlike fakey and flappy 😂 you can tell Pete and Emily are genuinely in love too, can’t say I can see that love from our newlyweds
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
So he reckons he got punched? Bollocks. If somebody was to go to the effort of punching this prick, he'd have those gnashers punched down his bleeping throat and he would be unrecognisable because you just wouldn't stop would you? 😂

I reckon he was pissed, as usual, and fell over splitting his lip!

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More like it cracked from the sun on their tattlemoon 🙄
 
So, he rolled up at Orchard Lodge Care home at midnight for some bitty. Hotel room my bleeping arse! Skint bleep. What an enabler she is. No wonder he's like he is. Vile. They both are.

Poor DoorMatt.

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bargainhunt99 said:
More like it cracked from the sun on their tattlemoon 🙄
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His lips are as dry as Flapz's!!! I bet her private parts have cobwebs on!!! 😂

 
CrazyBaldhead said:
So, he rolled up at Orchard Lodge Care home at midnight for some bitty. Hotel room my bleeping arse! Skint bleep. What an enabler she is. No wonder he's like he is. Vile. They both are.

Poor DoorMatt.

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His lips are as dry as Flapz's!!! I bet her private parts have cobwebs on!!! 😂

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Imagine your Mum telling everyone she has had her hands full with you and you are 34 years old 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
stargirl23 said:
Just caught his live omg 😂

so firstly he was asked about what musical he’d like to do, he responded I like grease and wicked but I’ll take any work you know what I mean 😂

someone then said do you need your carpet cleaned, let me know if you do. We all know he does with what they’ve shown us before 🤮

also the ok lady read out a comment about masked singer cross over with DOI and his face dropped it was a picture 😂 I don’t think she was supposed to read it out

have added below some screenshots of comments and his facial expressions for those who missed it. He was frantically trying to block people so he couldn’t even answer her questions at one point 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

someone also said they don’t recognise him with a jumper on 😂

I’d also just like to add none of these comments were written by myself I was not taking it off tattle and trolling. I just silently watched and didn’t comment. I’m just sharing comments for those who missed the live x
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Great work, Star, thanks for these! I missed the live but it looks as though there were lots like Becky on there as the comments are savage!

Still can't believe he's agreeing to do this every week, bet he's desperately tried to get out of the contract but all OK are willing to do is change the day and time 🤣🤣
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The Duchess said:
I reckon a blister burst from his sunburnt lips, get a chapstick you wanker! He’s one of them type of people that would ring the police if someone gave him a dig!
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Yes you're right! He ruined his lips in the Maldives didn't he, he was walking round with an umbrella to keep them out of the sun. hole.
 
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